AWI: A word of warning, I have only seen up to episode 2 and bits and pieces of other episodes my sister gagged and tied me to a chair to watch as she held my eyes open with pliers or something along those lines.
Kasey: You are so melodramatic.
AWI: Yuh huh. Moving on. So, the disclaimer: I claim nothing~! I just thought Solomon was damn sexy and decided to pair him with another damn sexy guy, mainly Haji. Oh, excuse me, the sexy man beasts.
Celine: I like your way of thinking. *nosebleed*
AWI: Why, of course. Would you have it any other way? Now go tell your husband to stop giving me the Glare of Death, courtesy of Kanda from DGM, by the way.
Haji wandered down the sidewalk aimlessly. He was always at a loss for what to do whenever Saya was asleep and oftentimes would find himself just wandering anywhere and everywhere, paying the utmost attention but none at all to his surroundings at the same time.
Suddenly, an expensive-ass -car pulled up beside him, Solomon at the wheel. "Hey~ sexy~! How's it rolling? You know, I must say, your butt looks so attractive from this angle in this light. I can only begin to imagine what your ass would look like in-"
"Pardon me, but I must be on my way," Haji quickly stated before walking toward an alley to get away from this crazy, horny Solomon.
However, this sexy man-beast was way too sexy for the dark, mysterious hunk of sexy to get away from so easily. In one bold move, the blond swerved his car onto the sidewalk, nearly hitting a good number of people in the process, and proceeded to continue driving alongside Haji. "Hey, sexy. Where're you going?"
Haji raised an eyebrow as he prepared to duck into an alleyway, when, suddenly, the voice of a certain member of Red Shield called out to him, "Haji!"
Solomon rolled his eyes. "Oh, great. It's the pedophile. Well, Haji dearest, I must be on my merry way or this pedo will totally try and rape me because of my dead sexy yet young and flourishing looks. Later!" And, blowing a kiss, the blond made a quick getaway off and sidewalk and down the street, tires screeching like hell.
Completely stunned for a moment, Haji stood with a slightly incredulous look on his face, thinking over what Solomon had just called David. A pedophile? How is he a pedophile? But, shaking his head slightly, the mysterious man promptly ducked into the alley and successfully evaded David.
Kelley: …A pedophile?
AWI: Yes. Why does everyone always question me on this? He totally is! The way he dresses and acts… he's like a freaking solemn Tyki! I swear he is! (Tyki is from DGM, by the way)
Tor: How exactly, again?
AWI: *sigh* He just is and you people are too simpleminded to comprehend my brilliant thinking.
Celine: No worries. I am intelligent enough to understand why you think he's a pedophile.
AWI(smug): Take that, world!
Michael: Right… So… maybe you should speak to the readers who are just reading this note in utter shock and disbelief?
AWI: Right. Well, I asked my sis if there were any good Solomon X Haji fics and she said there aren't any. People either pick Haji X Saya or Solomon X Saya. I disagree. Screw Saya. This is how Blood+ should work out: Haji X Solomon; David X Kai; and Saya X Lulu.
Jack: Damn, you are a yaoi and yuri fan.
Lacy: What is there a problem with that?
Jack: What- no! Not at all! (sweating bullets)
AWI: …For those of you going, 'What the crap us wrong with this author. I am going to flame the living crap out of her', feel free to. Flames will be used to make potatoes.
Michael: …Potatoes?
Tor: Ooh~ I like it!