Author: Feel Free To Improvise
Summary: A 25 year old ANBU Naruto Uzumaki takes on a team of Genin at the order of Tsunade.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or Itachi, or even anything remotely sharp and pointy, because people don't seem to trust me with anything even remotely sharp whilst I'm around other people... Why you ask? I don't know, ask my imaginary friend Sir Stabsalot. Hell, I don't even own Sir Stabsalot, he owns me.
But I do have good news. I just saved a load of money on a car insurance by switching to Geico. Bad news is, I don't even own that saying...
BREAK MY HEART MORE WHY DON'T YOU? *Cries* AND I DON'T EVEN OWN A CAR
Secondary good news, I do own Ai Rin and Yuu Shou.
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Uzumaki stood in front of his new team, Tsunade had wanted him to take on a team for some odd reason, despite his rank as ANBU Captain. He arches an elegant eyebrow at his new team, suddenly reminded of the old Team Seven as they bickered back and forth.
"Alright you pathetic little Genin, quiet down or ill force you to quiet down myself, and trust me, you don't want me to do that." Naruto said in a loud voice that demanded obedience, one thing he hated was when people underneath his rank disobeyed his orders, or disrespected him.
"Shut up Woman! We aren't finished yet!" Screamed the girl with the long black hair... Apparently they did not sense his Aura which basically screamed 'OBEY ME OR SUFFER MY DEMONIC WRATH'
And so what if he looked like a girl! They're just jealous because he was more beautiful.
He did what any normal, pissed off at that, ANBU Captain would do...
"SHUT UP BEFORE I (Sensor) KILL YOU THREE, YOU (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) I'LL SHOVE A CHAINSAW UP YOUR (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) THEN I'LL (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) WITH A CAT AND I'LL (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) STRAIGHT UP YOUR (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) AND DOWN YOUR (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) TWIST IT AROUND A BIT AND (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) THEN (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) FOLLOWED BY (Sensor) (Sensor) (Sensor) DO YOU SOLDIER?"
Their was dead silence, their little eyes filled with terror and disgust.
"I ASKED YOU IF YOU HEARD ME, SOLDIER"
They shrieked out a 'yes sir' before cowering backwards.
"Now... I want you to tell me your Names, Likes, Dislikes, Favorite color, Favorite Animal and Favorite Food." Naruto stated with a grin on his face, not that they could see since he was wearing his ANBU Mask still. "Starting with the black haired girl"
"Umm... Why don't you go first, Sensei? We hardly know anything about you after all" Said the girl with the black hair, clearly not getting what she was supposed to do...
"Well... My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like torturing people..." They blunk "... I dislike.. No hate, arrogant people who think they are better, when I'm obvious the best of the best, and way better than everybody and everything to ever exist..." The two boys on the team glanced at each other with a confused look, while the girl listened on cluelessly "... My favorite color is Orange and also the color black. My favorite animal is the Fox and the Weasel. My favorite food is Ramen. Now. Black haired girl go before I lose my patience."
"Feh... My name is Hyuuga Hanabi, I like..." She glanced at her male black haired team mate, making Naruto roll his yes "... I dislike..." She glanced at her red haired team mate "... And Perverts! My favorite color is pink, my favorite animal is ummm... the bunny, my favorite food is... Ummm... I don't know..." Hanabi said
"Well.. Wasn't that interesting" Naruto said sarcastically "Black haired boy next."
"Hn... My name Shou Yuu, I like quietness, night time, and reading, I dislike fangirls, My favorite color is Navy blue, my favorite animal is the Jackal, my favorite food is Sushi" said Yuu, he had shoulder black hair and he was wearing a navy t-shirt with blue jeans, his Forehead-Protector was tied around his right arm and his eyes were an emerald green. (Anything else you can think of yourself)
"Good, and last but not least, the red-headed boy" Naruto said, inwardly he was thinking 'God, when will this end?'
"Well... My name is Rin Ai... umm... I like nature and animals, reading, night time, quietness and the moon, I dislike Yuu! My favorite color is Lavender, my favorite animal is the weasel as well, and my favorite food is Sushi" Ai said while twiddling his thumbs randomly with a stupid grin on his face, he was wearing blue jeans with a black netted shirt with nothing under it, he had long red hair reaching his lower waist and his forehead-protector around his neck, he had black eyes with purple around the pupil (Anything else you can think of yourself)
"Well... You three are an interesting bunch, normally I would give you a test to see if you could work good as a team... But I'm too lazy to do that, so during your missions I will force you to work as team mates, and if you don't... Well... You wont be able to walk for a while... But I will test your skills in tracking and stealth tomorrow morning at 5." Naruto stated in an innocent voice, but the three Genin could almost see the sarcasm and malice directed towards them.
"But for now, you three will go home and get some rest... or do whatever the hell kids your age do. I honestly don't give a ( (Sensor) (Sensor) what you do with your (Sensor) spare time, but you better not bother me" Naruto told them as he started walking away, leaving his team to stare after then, trying to collect their thoughts.
He didn't get far before they started bickering back and forth again
'Hmmm...' Naruto thought to himself as he walked to his home 'I wonder if Tsunade is in right mind when she sent me these three... God knows Hinata and Neji are my best friends, and Hanabi hates Hinata and Neji.'
'I have no doubt in our mind that, that woman was probably drunk when she gave us a team, we are not Jonin, we are an ANBU captain, but... You need this experience, and you can show Sakura how much better your team is then hers' Kyuubi told him with a smug grin
'Yes... But Sakura isn't any challenge, and we don't even speak to each other anymore after Tsunade disowned her as an apprentice for blaming us for Sasuke running away,' Naruto spoke back to his fox companion
'That pink-haired banshee holds a grudge against us for something that isn't even our fault, it was her fault she called us a monster in front of your sister Tsunade's face, and told us she wanted you to have left the village instead' Kyuubi spoke back to him
'Stupid Sasuke, always ruined everything, he was praised by this village and he left to go to Orochimaru for power, like a fat-kid drawn to a Twinkie' Naruto stated, mainly to himself
Kyuubi suddenly had the mental Image of Chouji chasing a Twinkie tied to a string...
Naruto sighed and opened the door to his new apartment, his old one was... set on fire by a group of villagers, but they had been taken care of.
His new apartment was rather large, two rooms, a kitchen, a bathroom, as well as the living room, nobody else lived with him except his pet dog that Kiba had given to him for his birthday last year... He still didn't know how they all found out about his birthday, it was kept a secret because of the festival.
Stepping in he took of his sandals and smiled, the walls were painted a light blue and the carpet was a navy blue, there wasn't much in his living room except a couch, the bedrooms were bare minus the beds, and kitchen had what it needed, as well as the bathroom, a few paintings on the wall, but otherwise it was pretty much plain. Just how he liked it.
Naruto stared into the mirror across the living room, it was set up in front of his couch where a normal person would have a Television
He sat down on the couch and gazed within the mirror, taking off his ANBU Mask
Over the years a lot of things had changed, he fully merged with Kyuubi a few years back, his hair was a copper-golden blonde color that reached a little passed his butt, he always kept it tied up in a high pony tail, his eyes became more fox-like, but stayed their enchanting pale blue, but gained poisonous-like green ring around the pupil, he was about 5'11", his body petite and feminine, thought not too girlie, and his flesh held a pale tan to it.
His whisker darkened to a void like pitch black, faintly outlined with a unnoticeable green, like the ring in his eyes. A while ago he and Kyuubi had merged together, turning him into a fox demon.
Kyuubi sighed within his mind 'A Golden-Tailed Kitsune at that. Mischievous little pranksters who enjoy scaring and humiliating other people. They have the power to raise the dead for an extended amount time, they are also the hardest to kill of all the demons because of their healing, quick getaways, stealth, and abilities. They specialize in Necromancy and assassinations in the demonic world they're almost never seen and borderline extinct. You also have power over nature and fire, from me.' Kyuubi explained in a 'know it all' voice
Naruto just rolled his eyes. Kyuubi thought he knew it all.
'I heard that Kit' Kyuubi snarled playfully
'Oh no, the big, bad, nine-tails is going to kill me!' Naruto said sarcastically
'One day kit... One day...' Kyuubi said back
Naruto was about to retaliate verbally, but his door was slammed open.
Naruto shrieked and fell to the floor, quickly looking towards who 'opened' his door
Shikamaru stood at the door with his arms crossed, he was about to speak before he was interrupted
"DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?" Naruto yelled, pointing evilly at Shikamaru
"I did, for a half an hour at that before I got fed up with waiting and went to open the door, only to find out that the door was locked so I had to fetch Kiba..." A 'Yo' was heard from the background "... to open the door for me, because It would have been too troublesome to open it myself"
"WHAT?" Kiba yelled "YOU TOLD ME NARUTO WAS TRAPPED IN HIS HOUSE WITH EVIL GHOSTS TRYING TO DEVOUR HIS SOUL!"
Naruto blinked
Shikamaru grinned
Kiba glowered
"Anyways... The reason I'm here is to tell you that Tsunade wanted to s-!" just then Shikamaru was tackled by a large furry thing that came running from Naruto's bedroom
Kiba tilted his head to the side and grinned, Naruto did the same thing
"AHH GET IT OFF!" Shikamaru yelled as the large fluffy thing started licking his face
Naruto whistled and the fluffy thing came to him
Kiba whistled "He's getting bigger each time I see him" talking about the dog he got Naruto for his birthday. The dog was unique in many ways, it was specially shipped from Germany, a non-Shinobi land. They called it a 'German Shepherd' It was a rather large dog, still growing at that
"Yeah, I've been feeding Oto-Kage that Chakra enhanced special dog food you gave me for him. He eats a lot. That and Kyuubi suggested I mix our Chakra with his to give him an extended life like ours" Naruto stated, the dog was about 6'4" when standing on his back paws, petite looking, yet masculine, with black and tan fur, more black, it's eyes were a chocolate brown. And like he said before, Oto was still growing.
"Man, you gotta let me borrow some of your Chakra for Akamaru sometime" Kiba joked, with a grin, Naruto grinned as well
Shikamaru stood up and cleared his throat, catching Naruto's attention
"As I was saying... Tsunade wants to see you in her office now, if you will excuse me, I have a date" Shikamaru stated as he walked away, muttering 'Troublesome' under his breath
"Well, I gotta go to, my sister Hana wanted help around the Veterinary Clinic, then me and Hinata are going out to eat tonight."
"Alright, see you later" Naruto waved to Akamaru and Kiba, Oto-Kage barked a short 'bye'
"You wanna come with me to see granny Tsunade?" He asked his dog, the dog barked and wagged his tail.
"Well, then let's go you overgrown flea-bag" Naruto grinned mockingly when Oto growled at him as they walked out the door, almost forgetting to shut the door behind them.