Ways to Get Out Of Monitor Duty Chapter 1
Volume 1 Faking sick Section 1 Common Cold
"All I'm saying is, Bruce shouldn't have tried to get out of Monitor Duty like he did yesterday," complained Shayera to Wally, as the two went to get lunch after three hours of monitor duty.
"So where exactly is Bruce?" asked Wally.
"Gotham… AGAIN! I'm going to talk to Clark and Diana about having a word with him, in the meantime, lets get some lunch, im starved." Wally nodded as they walked into the Common Area. They got their food and joined Green Lantern, Green Arrow, and Wonder Woman at a table.
"Hey guys, how are Superman's famous burgers?" asked Wally.
"Disgusting! He burnt them with his heat vision again!" exclaimed Wonder Woman. Wally took a bite of his burger. He chewed for a few seconds and swallowed.
"Not too bad," he said , taking another bite. He demolished the plate of burgers then drank his soda quickly.
Diana the Princess of Themyscira/Wonder Woman finished her burger then turned to John Smith(Green Lantern)
"John, do you know how Bruce got out of Monitor Duty this time?" she asked.
"Probably feigned sick again, Wally what was it this time?" asked John.
"He said he had a cold and didn't want to spread his germs on the control panel. The liar didn't even sound stuffed up," replied Wally. He got up. "Anybody want anything else, I'm going back to get seconds and some dessert."
Shayera turned in her seat and said,
"Can you grab me a knife? This can of soda is defective, I need to pry it open." John used his ring and made a knife then stabbed the tab closure on the can and opened it.
"Here," he said. Bruce walked by and promptly sneezed on the can.
"Ew!" screamed Shayera, whacking him with her mace.
"Ow! Don't hit a sick person!" said Bruce, faking a stuffed up voice. Oliver Queen(Green Arrow) turned to him and felt his forehead.
"He's warm, I think he should probably sit out of monitor duty," he said. Bruce slapped his hand away.
"Don't touch me!" Oliver and Bruce started to fight. Diana got in the center and held the two of them away. She glared at both of them.
"Knock it off! Bruce! No Monitor Duty til tomorrow and tomorrow you get double over time for hitting a team member!" Bruce sulked and walked away. Diana followed him.
"Hey, I'll do monitor duty with you," she said, flirting. Bruce grinned and placed an arm on her shoulder.
"You know I'm not sick right? I just hate monitor duty. But I will do it with you," he said.
"Of course you will," smiled Diana, planting a kiss on his cheek. They walked into Bruce's room together, holding hands.