Chapter One

Death. Live. Death. Live. Survive.

To me, that looks like this in my head, "Inventible. For maybe a minute. Inventible. Maybe for two minutes. Barely Possible."

Well I guess I might as well introduce myself, my name is Jake but most,( who am I kidding, more like all) call me melee minion. Ya I'm a minion, now that ya know you probably would listen to me, give me a second look, basically act like I wasn't there. Even though I always am.

I try to standout, trust me I do, but I'm never give a chance. The gods, or referred to my "Leader In Arm", think I'm one in a million. Which I really am but I'm unique in my own way. I think everyone has something about themselves that is unlike anyone else. But maybe I'm just a DREAMER a BELIEVER. Others think the better word is UNREALISTIC! Those people are so enthusiastic, don't you think?

I think about my live, and then the gods. Even though I'm not proud of it but it doesn't event take me a second to do trade. I just imagine there lives are so much easier and care free. Except maybe Agni, I cant even ponder about how much is head must burn.

Every single damn day the gods are happy even when they fight, they get really cocky. Especially Ares, (he tries to impress Aphrodite, but who know how many guys she is already dating) nonstop taunts, jokes, and laughing at the enemies when they make one bad move.

Now incase you are wondering, this isnt a regualr thing. Minions writing, people think only gods are worthy of a story. I disagree, they are just lucky, nothing more. They dont have amazing writing skills. They dont have thousands of stories to tell. They just have one legend. The legend that made them above others. Whether it was slaying a great foe or winning a artifact. Most of the time they barely did anything in it. Withought somone or something it never would of happened. Just like I said chance.

I think this is what I am going to say in the court. Oh ya I guess I need to get to that still. Well like any story we need a start. Many starts in the world, many beginnings. Well my beginning is... "Get up you lazy ass!"

Hi the is my first story so any comments are appreciated. I will also be adding more I just wanted to get what I have out.