Tommy: Adam, we should have some fun!
Adam: Mmmm, i like the sound of that. What kinda fun?
Tommy: The jizz in your pants kinda fun!
Adam: Oh, well that isn't any fun. I mean, you'll get your expensive jeans all dirty, and when you take them to get cleaned the woman will look at you in disgust...
Tommy: All i heard was blablablablabla. Thats very boring what you just said.
Adam: That hurts.
Tommy: So does my ass. You fucked me pretty damn hard last night.
Adam: Ohh SCORE.*puts hand out for high five*
-Tommy puts head down,disaproving-
Tommy: How 'bout we make up a song!
Adam: OH MY GLITTER. WE SHOULD!
Tommy: I like rainbows...and unicorns...and glitter...
Adam: Tommy, as much as i love those things, we can't sing a song about them.
Tommy: FINE. We can sing about our feelings.
Adam: How about we just do something else for fun.
Tommy: Lets DANCE!
Adam: PERFECT!
(Adam dances sexy,while Tommy does the disco, and knocks over a lamp)
Tommy: Muhaha! Stupid lamp. You can't defend yourself.
Adam: That's because lamps aren't alive Tommy..
Tommy: But, i saw this movie, where EVERYTHING was. The toaster talked. Now, if i saw our toaster talk...
Adam: You would video tape it and make money off it?
Tommy: No...psh..heh...yes i would. More money for ICE CREAM!
Adam: Mmmmm, ICE CREAM! I loves me some ice cream.
Tommy: I made you some a while back, remember?
Adam: Tommy...frozen glitter jizz isn't ice cream. Infact,it's creepy that you even attempted to make ice cream out of that.
Tommy: I just wanted to make you happy!
Adam: Aww..c'mere.
-Adam cuddles up to Tommy-
Tommy: You know Adam...this feeling that i get, i only get with you..so take of your dress and show me what you do. Well,your not in a dress..so pants!
Adam: Oh, isn't that from a song...ugh...whats it called..
-Tommy puts on bright red lipstick-
Tommy: Oh babe,it doesn't matter...just think of how sexy i just sounded.
Adam: WAIT! Do you ALWAYS use song lyrics when we're having sex?
Tommy: Yeh,why?
Adam: Well,that's a turn off..i was hoping that was your creative mind coming out.
Tommy: Well, would you rather me credit the artist before sucking you off?
Adam: hmm...ew. No thanks.
Tommy: FRENCH KISS!
Adam: No, no. i like french SILK.
Tommy: No, thats the song title. "Turn off the lights and you give it to me how i like it oh i know."
Adam: OH! I know that song! " TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS,UH OH, FRENCH KISS. OH TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS,UH OH, FRENCH KISS. YOUR BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK IS KILLING ME TONIGHT!" Oh..now i now why you put on red lipstick!
Tommy: See...I'm creative!
Adam: Yes,i suppose you are.
Tommy: YAY! So uhm,..can we go do some things now?
Adam: No Gossip Girl is going to be on soon!
Tommy: FINE. I'll be upstairs,in the bathtub watching Halloween.
Adam: Why in the bathtub?
Tommy: So my rubber ducky friends can join me!
Adam: ohmygod Tommy..seriously? How many do you own now by the way?
Tommy: I stopped counting after 20.
Adam: Wow..i mean..woa..your such a crazy lil creeper Tommy.
Tommy: Aw..thanks so much.*tears up*
Adam: I love my weird boyfriend..
Tommy: As i love my ultra sexy boyfriend that refuses to do things because his favorite show will be on soon...
Adam: HUSH. it's about to start!
Tommy: Well then...
Haha, was it funny? Please tell me. BTW, some of those lyrics are from the acual song french kiss by ashland high. I was listening to it while writing this, and well..it all just came to . Please review!
-Missy.