Hey peoples this is a totally random story im making up and it had to do with me just thinking about a lobster for some reason, no clue how my thought process got ther but who the hell cares if you dont like it tough.

I appreciate reviews but no flames i hate flames.

I luv you all and hope you enjoy! XD

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Alice, Jasper, Rose and Emmett had all just sat down to watch tv after saying goodbye to Edward, Esme and Carisle. They had gone on a week and a half long trip to northern Russia for some odd reason, so they had left the four of them to watch the house and make sure nothing happend to Bella while the were away.

Out of nowhere, Bella came crashing through the door. They had been watching Opra Whinfrey so intently that they hadent even noticed her pull into the drive way.

"Oh My God!! You guy have to see this!" Bella shouted excidedly.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!" Alice and Emmett shouted exciedly, while jumping up and down.

"I found...are you ready for it?"

"YES!!" They shouted.

"A LOBSTER" she yelled just as loudly. Pulling out from behind her a large unhappy looking lobster with a large pink bow tied around its middle.

-SILENCE-

-AND...CIEW THE CRICKETS...-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OMFG!! WAHT THE HELL IS THAT THING! GET RID OF IT!! ITS GONNA EAT US!!" Emmett yelled breaking the silence and running out of the room.

Alice and Rose both made a grab for it, but were beaten by Jasper.

Bella suprised by their actions just sits down to watch wherevers gonna happen play out.

For a minute no one knew where Jasper had gone with the lobster, when the heard from the cornner "Whos a pretty kitty, you are!"

They turned to see Jasper in the corner stroking the lobster like golum form the lord of the ring.

"Uhhhhh...Jazz what are you doing with that lobster?" asked Alice in a catiouse voice

"Its name is not "that lobster" it KITTY, and shes my best friend in the whole wide world so there" he said in a childish voice, the fact that he stuck his tougne out as well only added to the effect.

"HUH??"

Hey you all hope you like it i will update soon, this is just meant to be read if you just want some randomness in your life and lets face it the world could use some.

REVEIW please.

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