Hey! another SasukeXSakura Fanfic! I based this from Yamato Nadeshiko's story. hehe. can you tell? I'm so happy! Yamato Nadeshiko:Shichi Henge live action drama is aired yesterday! (even thou I only saw the preview.) I have to wait until it is posted to the web. And I'll watch it repeatedly like I repeatedly watched/red the Anime/Manga! Horray! Luv Yamato Nadeshiko, Sunako, We love you!!!!!!!!=)

Anyway, Sakura is more like Sunako but is not obsessed with darkness. Sasuke is more like Kyohei right? even thou he doesn't like shirmps in the story. =P Anyway. Please, Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flames are accepted don't worry!:)) Anyways, Enjoy:))


~~I-Catch 1.0- Introduction~~

In a very large mansion…

Four boys…

Correction..

Four HANDSOME boys…

Lived..

"Enough with the introduction!" A boy with blonde hair and blue eyes stopped our formal introduction. We all know who he is, he is our beloved Naruto, one of the guys in the mansion. "But I have to admit I like that formal intro..." A man with long brown hair and pearl eyes praised our prepared introduction. He is Neji Hyuuga, Owner of many companies. "Can you stop the troublesome introduction already, some people are sleeping here!" again, I felt discrimination. This guy is horrible to describe. Pineapple hairstyle, lazy eyes, lazy attitude… Shikamaru Nara, 200 IQ genius, son of the owner of Nara High school, where they all go. There, The four boys that make up our—wait! They're just three! Where the hell is Sasuke! "Why did you go on with the introduction without me?" A tall man with spiky hair, handsome face, onyx eyes entered. He is our one and only Sasuke Uchiha! Now let us go with our story, shall we?

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"There would be another girl to live in this house." The landlady of the mansion said in the use of a video call. In the living room, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji sat, together with Ichiko Haruno, an 11 year old, 201 IQ geniuses, she is the daughter of the landlady, the one in charge of the house. "Yey! Saskura-Onee san will be coming to this house!" Ichiko jumped as the landlady told them that a certain 'girl' will come to the house. After that the video call stopped.

"Say, Ichi-chan? How is your cousin like?" Naruto asked cheerfully. The blonde has interest in the girl.

"Hmm… I remembered, the last time I saw her when I was 5 years old. Her mother was ill and her father left them a debt of ¥15,000,000. Since then I heard that she worked nonstop, and refused to get any help."

"Must be another fan girl" Sasuke cursed.

"I assure you… Sasuke-Onii san, She is not a fan girl." She said with a wide smile on her face.

~*~*X*~*~


Outside….

"Living with four men... four handsome men... IS EQUAL TO HELL!!!!" No worse than hell! She must be in a nightmare. She is only doing this because her Aunt offered her a little help because she don't have enough money to pay her mother's medical bills, her tuition fee, her food, shelter.. Even for her own clothes! Let's see, her closet only has, a red long sleeve shirt, another long sleeve shirt (color white) and two jogging pants with the same color. So she had no choice… But to live in hell..

~*~*X*~*~


"Onee-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ichiko run like the wind towards Sakura who seem to be like a living corpse. Long pink dried out hair, A shirt that looks like a ¥100 shirt brought from stalls, A skirt that has weird colors, and a worn out snickers that looks like she wear it since last 100 years, and her eyes seems like she hasn't been sleeping for years!

"Meet my cousin, Sakura Haruno!" The four boys' jaw dropped each has their own respective thoughts.

On Naruto: What?! That girl didn't even faint in seeing Sasuke-teme?

On Neji: That Dried hair, Her eyes, Is a girl supposed to be okay with that?!

On Shikamaru: This is troublesome..

On Sasuke: Hn.

On Sakura: The demons… I have met them..

"Shall we go inside?" Everybody looked at the young kid.

~*~*X*~*~


"I can't believe that there is a girl who didn't care about her appearance." Sasuke said. The boys looked at him. He has a point.

"You can't blame her thou, since her father left them, she didn't want to trust anyone, Including my mother, I'm concerned about her health, she really look like a 29 year old mother with 10 children to feed." Ichiko pointed out.

"Ne, Sasuke-teme, why don't you bring this to Sakura-chan.." Naruto said as he threw a lunch box like a ball. Of course, Sasuke had no choice but to bring it even thou he don't understand why he would do such a horrible thing.

The great Sasuke Uchiha, no.1 heartthrob at school, the hard worker… Is bringing food to a.. a… A girl?! Wouldn't he be in hell?! So far he hadn't helped a girl in his life… even bring food! If she isn't the evil witch's niece he will never talk to her nor recognize her presence.

~*~*X*~*~


She didn't want to go to hell. But it seems like her aunt is forcing her to! She already seen the demons, but so far, much to her relief she hadn't found Satan yet. But still, she's too young to die! Living with four gorgeous men is equivalent to hell! How old is she? Seventeen? Seventeen?! She's right she's too young to die! She hadn't even pay up their debt and take revenge to her devious father(maybe she already saw Satan).

Sakura was in her room, fixing her week's schedule. Well all of her schedule looks like this:

Monday:[Monday-Friday]

8:00-8:30am Breakfast

8:30-9:00am Go to Ramen Shop

9:00am-3:00pm Work at Ramen Shop

3:00-3:30pm Go to Japanese restaurant owned by Michi-chan

3:30-9:30pm Work at Japanese restaurant owned by Michi-chan

9:30-10:00pm Go to Japanese restaurant owned by Jiro-sensei

10:00pm-4:00am Work at Japanese restaurant owned by Jiro-sensei

4:00-4:30am Go to part-time job(Note: If none is found then work overtime at Jiro-sensei's restaurant.)

4:30-6:30am Work(either part time job or Jiro-sensei's restaurant)

6:30-7:00am Go home

7:00-8:00am sleep

Dear readers, Sakura here is a workaholic, no doubt. But then, God knows how to punish her for not taking care of his precious gift. And it would be like this one.

"Hey! You here is lunch made by your cousin. Eat it." Sasuke came. Right, Sakura's punishment is to handle men, the one she hated most. But sadly, she doesn't know what to react.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Sakura shouted the hell out of her

"Hn. Just eat the fucking lunch already." At this rate people from downstairs run like the wind to see this murderous moment.

"JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM AND TAKE THAT STUPID LUNCH ALWAYS FROM ME!" Yes, It was hate at first sight.

Everyone left the room so Sakura continued to fix her schedule. That good-for-nothin' bastard deserve that. I don't care whether he's handsome, his manners sucks. I should've strangled him to death. She thought. Obviously Sakura's mind is full Sasuke being strangled, poisoned, and even his corpse.

~*~*X*~*~


"Opps" Ichiko chuckled. "I forgot to tell you that she hates men."

-Insert Jaw drops-

"HOW CAN YOU FORGET TO TELL SOMETHING IMPORTANT" They shouted to Ichiko as her chuckle turned to giggles and to laughter. "Anyway, where's teme?" Naruto asked. "Idiot. He went to work to the ramen shop." Neji replied. The truth is, this is Sasuke's 101th part time job. Nothing lasts for an hour, it either he'll got fired or he'll quit. One reason, Sexual harassment. He got fired by hitting his boss.

~*~*X*~*~


"Ne, just wait here Uchiha-san, my other employee will be here for a bit, her working time is exactly 9:00am, don't worry, she's a nice girl." GIRL?! Well at this rate he know that this will be a big problem. But he had to bear with it, if he wants a permanent job.

-Insert sights-

"Rujo-sensei, I'm here!" A feminine voice said from her back. Somehow it sounds familiar so he turned around. And the extreme revelation is revealed. Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, are co-workers!

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"NANI??????????!!!!!!!!"


Next Chapter: I already Saw Satan!

"I've already saw it! I saw.... SATAN!"

XOXOXOXOXOX

"You're lucky, you're not that beautiful, so you can get a permanent job, Unlike me, who still is searching for one." At that moment sakura saw the sadness in his eyes but pretend to not mind it.

"Why can't you find one? by the looks you have I wouldn't be surprised if many bosses hire you."

XOXOXOXOXOX

"Sakura-Oneechan, It's just that, Sasuke-Oniichan is often sexual harassed by his bosses, and he beats them up. I sometimes pity him because he come here penniless."


I-Catch 1.1- Love

Note: Ichiko: Bold. Sasuke: Bold, Underlined. Neji: Italic. Shikamaru: Italic, Underlined. Naruto: Undelined. Sakura: Bold, Italic, Underlined. Eveyone: Normal.

Ichiko:I'm Ichiko Haruno! Nice to meet you all! Now, let us disscuss the word, Love. Yes Sasuke-Oniichan, you have something to say?

Sasuke: It is an illusion

Ichiko: boo! Yes Neji-Oniichan?

Neji: It causes confusion

Ichiko: Ehh? Shikamaru-Oniichan? What is for love?

Shikamaru: Felt by fools.

Ichiko: meanie! Naruto-dobe?

Naruto: You're starting to act like Sasuke-Teme.

Sasuke: hn.

Ichiko: Sakura-Oneechan!

Sakura:(Scary Smile) You have to kill a person in love.. bwahhahah!

Ichiko:I'll stop asking!

Everyone: See you in the next chapter!

Updated: February 12 2010


eND OF CHAPTER 1!

Yoshiki: Sakura..

Sakura: Please read and review!: D

Yoshiki: You got it!!!!