Emmet finds Clue!!!

A/N this is my first I hope it keeps you guys laughing it sure did me!

Emmets POV

Esme was being mean to me by making me clean under the stairs. So there I was reaching through all of the cob webs and dust in the dark I pulled out a box I looked at it because it was jingling and jingly things interest me of course. So I read through all the dust and grim and it said Clue!!!So I looked inside and there was a miniature gun how freaking cool is that!! And a dagger even though it is small I am sure you could probably kill someone with it though but it might take a little while though .I flashed back to when we me and Jasper last played Chess Jasper claimed that he did not move the piece that he just got killed or jumped or whatever but I did not believe him so I threw that game at his head then me and him got into a little tussel and Esme threw away all of our fun games like twister and scrabble and life and all that fun stuff. But now I have this game this game and I cant let evil Esme know or she will throw it away I mean how was I supposed to know while me and Jasper where getting into a "little tussel" that she had placed a rare crystal bowl on the stand earlier that day and how was I supposed to know that it was right beside us I mean she never told us or anything. "She had just told you Emmet" Edward yelled down to me "Well-Well stay out of my mind quit living my life Edward it is like that one soap opera on tv where that one guy is really mean to those other guys because he thinks he is so sophisticated like you Edward" Edward paused for a minute then said "You mean sponge bob"? I huffed and said "Call it whatever you want but you are still that mean guy squid head or squid man or whoever he is" Edward yelled back down to me "You mean squid ward" that got me ticked off so I roared " WHATEVER HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ANYWAY"??? Then Edward said "Because you turn it on the tv everyday at three" I was silent then said "Oh that is why that is on everyday" and with my super vampire hearing I heard Edward smack his forehead with his hand then moaned "He is hopeless" so then me and my box went over to Alice and said "Alice I found this game it must be 90 years old do you want to play it with me" she smiled at me and said "Sure lets go see if the rest want to play too" then I whispered to Alice "Hey Alice lets not exactly invite Edward because he yelled at me and was being mean so I don't want to share my toys with him today so lets not invite him kk" she sighed and said "Fine but I get first dibs on who my character is in the game okay" I smiled and said "Ok Alice you are my best buddy beside Edward of course which I am not very happy with him right now so lets get back to the original coversation I do not want to share my toys with him so lets go get the others" she sighed and shook her head like I was hopeless or something then ran up the stairs so we could get everyone else and then start the game!!

A/N Hey how did you like it I would love to get some Reviews and be truthful!!