This isn't the first time I've written a Fanfic, but it is my first time posting one. I'm not afraid to receive negative feedback and I'm also open to suggestions(to a certain extent :p). I don't want people telling me I should change my story or something like that(in a negative sense). If you don't like violence and/or OC's then please don't waste your time, I'm not forcing you to read this particular fanfic. Also, what in the world is a Narutard?! It seems so inappropriate to call one's self a Naruto Retard, it's an insult to retards and Naruto fans. And before any of you start calling my character a Mary-Sue, don't just yet. If my OC is not stronger than Naruto, then she is not a Mary-Sue simple as that. I keep up with the manga and I know how to limit my character's potential power. Anyways, enough ranting. On with the story~!

OH and BTW if any of you have the time please leave a review if you have any concerns, suggestions, etc.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, this fanfic is merely for entertainment purposes and I do not wish to gain any sort of profit in relation to this fanfic.


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Chapter One: Part One-Introductions and Upgrades?

Oh~! Hello there, I'm guessing you aren't here for my world famous cookies?

No?

Well then how about some chocolate?

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Still no?

You don't even want something to drink before we start?

Impatient aren't we?

'sighs'

Fine then, take a seat and we'll begin. But first, let me ask what you want to know?

All of it? Well then lets start from the beginning, you see like all stories, there has to be a beginning. I won't go into detail about my past life, the past is the past after all, and I hold no regrets.

Now as I was saying~.


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Being revived into the Naruto world isn't something I would recommend, especially when you value your life. It was sad enough that I was brought into the world without a chakra system. But, being dropped off in the middle of a mountain range really makes you want to rethink your priorities in life. I remember modelling in my swimsuit for a magazine when I was suddenly brought into this circle of hell or whatever you called it. As if being poisoned wasn't enough, this had to happen. Like some freaky drop off Fanfiction without the trouble of birth. As much as I wanted to keep my old name, staying hidden was key. I changed my to Junko Aijimu. It was an amusing name based off of two anime characters I idolized to a certain extent, even if some of my friends and fans took to calling me Nova. She was a character from Star Craft that I loved Cosplaying as, it was how I was recruited into a modelling agency(posting one too many selfies has its benefits...trust me). And from there, I went straight to the top.

It was utterly terrifying journeying without any proper clothing. As a model, you get a bit paranoid without bodyguards, due to the simple fact that rape was an option most males took towards women like me. I was a 'former' Miss Universe winner, and a graduate of Electrical Engineering from MIT. I don't know what I did to deserve this; I helped the poor and lived a simple life. I was exhausted and I nearly broke a nail while I performed a more pathetic version of 'hiking' while barefoot in search of civilization.

It was nightfall when I got to the nearest excuse of a village. I was able to enter in the middle of the night, because it wasn't hard to fool a non-ninja with a simple diversion tactic. I simply threw a few rocks towards a bush opposite to me to simulate movement within the aforementioned bush, that distraction bought me my ticket into the village. I then swiped a robe that was left out to dry outside of a house near the gate. I was then able to sleep in an inn after bargaining with the owner after a day's worth of travel. The owner was a kind lady named Inami, and she insisted on giving me a room free of charge due to my haggard state, I felt so flustered and tried to bargain with work as payment but she denied me of this.

She gave me a wrinkly smile as she led me to my room. I felt so touched as I she gave me some food before telling me to freshen up and go to sleep. I asked her what her reason was for doing this, and she simply smiled and said, "You remind me of an old friend."

After granny closed the door, I immediately rushed to the bath. As I scrubbed myself a big realization hit me.

Strange, I never learned Japanese and yet the words seemed like English to me. I decided to leave that particular train of thought after I finished my bath and collapsed unto my bed.

I had strange dreams about numbers and technology that night. I kept seeing something that resembled a gauge flicker before the dream ended.

The next day I took to the nearest place in town that was offering a job. I found one in desperate need of a waitress, and that's where my new life started.

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"Junko-chan order up~!" The owner said this as I quickly ruched for the tray.

"Okay! One pork ramen for you madam and some Dango for the Chibi~!" I smiled as I handed out the food towards the mother and her one year old child.

"Junko-chan could you take the orders of those men over there~!" The owner said this before entering the kitchen.

"What would you guys like to orde-!" My statement was immediately interrupted by the shout of a rough looking man.

"Junko-chan please marry me!" The man seemed to be shouting at me as he said this.

"Junko-chan ignore him and take me instead!" A shorter man said this as he pushed the rough looking man out of the way.

"No! Junko-chan is mine!" A bald man said this said the three proceeded to get into a fight. It was a good thing I decided to take orders from other tables as soon as the short man spoke.

My work days weren't exactly your average description of a normal day, but it was still fun in the end. The attention was different from my old world, and it was extremely irritating to the point where my levels of agitation reached new limits. You'd think a ninja world would have more sense, but no, it just had to be the opposite.


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Months later, the dreams continued and I learned that the war between Konoha and Iwa hasn't started yet, so I knew I had to get out of this village before that happened. I had grown accustomed to the simple the village offered, even if it was downright boring. Other than that, my foreign looks always attracted unwanted attention.

People usually stared at my unusual appearance. I was about 6 feet tall with snow colored skin and a messy golden hairstyle that reached just below my neck at some points. I had very large breasts that bounced whenever I moved and I also had grey eyes.

It was no surprise that the little village near the land of thunder gained quite the amount of attention after I started working as a waitress.

Of course there were downsides to the attention such as the occasional unimportant Chuunin and Genin teams that would visit the restaurant to see my beauty. I didn't mind people looking and/or talking about me, but I disliked shameless flirts who didn't know when give up.

Unfortunately for me, a surprise attack on the village was not what I was expecting. It good that there were some visiting ninja around, but most had died that day. A rogue shinobi tried to kill me that day as I tried running into an alleyway to hide. He grabbed my hand with force and almost stabbed me if it wasn't for the Kumo-nin that saved me out of nowhere. It was terrifying, but I myself couldn't understand why I was keeping a straight face. After what seemed like an eternity of fighting, the rogue shinobi collapsed and so did the Kumo-nin. Both of them dead before me, I wanted to run away from the village, but my body led me into the alley way and sat there. Tears streamed down my face but I didn't sniffle. My breathing was steady and my eyes were open, I couldn't understand what was happening to me! My body was acting so strange and I couldn't even open my mouth to shout.

"Why...? Why is this happening to me?!" I tried saying it with emotion as more tears streamed down my steady face, but the words that came out sounded emotionless and forced. I couldn't understand why my voice sounded that way. I didn't know how to handle something like this. I was a super model in my past world...A symbol of beauty and emotion. A being of intelligence and form. I couldn't understand why the simplest of things were being taken away from me in this world!

I sat there crying with a straight face for what seemed like hours. The men and ninja fighting a few feet away from me. I was not ready to see something so realistic. I even felt a tinge of sadness, but more of contempt, for the ninja that tried to kill me. The cold alleyway became darker as the sun had finally set, the battle was over and I could barely make out the children sneaking over to look at the corpses. I even heard one shout how he wanted to become a ninja one day. I wanted to laugh at him, a pitiful dream that would only result in one thing.

Death.

It was sad seeing the people I had come to know die without a single bit of recognition.

A Shinobi and the occasional Kunoichi that never was...I gave them this name, because of a fanfiction I once read. I remember when men used to line up in front of my door; they waited in line trying to get a date with me. I even had to make a list, even if I'd reject them sooner or later.

They weren't important enough, and yet I knew some of their names. The sweetest one I knew was named Takara. He was kind and he wanted to win my heart one day, although that would never happen. The thought was still painful.

I also learned something that night, and that something was the tool that would change my life in this new world. I flew that night. The rockets came to life behind me and soon enough I was sky high looking like a complete wreck.

I lost all vision after I saw an enemy Shinobi dropped dead in front of me. I was scared and all I wanted to do was escape. The last thing I remember after losing sight of the cold alley way I was hiding in were the words that appeared in front of pure black. The words came out of my mouth while the words appeared. My voice sounded less human though…

"SYSTEM START

LOADING DATABASE

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ACCESSING DATABASE

LOADING

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COMMAND-SEARCH: ESCAPE

LOADING

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NO AVAILABLE ATTACHMENTS CAN ASSIST WITH: ESCAPE

COMMAND-EXPAND SEARCH: ESCAPE UPGRADES

LOADING

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SEARCHING AVAILABLE UPGRADES REGARDING THE WORD: ESCAPE"

As the strange words showed me the enormous list that scrolled endlessly in front of my vision, I chose something that reminded me most of my hobbies.

"GAME UPGRADE: TEKKEN 6: BLOODLINE REBELLION-ALISA BOSKONOVITCH FLIGHT SYSTEM UPGRADE

PERMISSION?"

"Permission" I said this ever so slowly.

"UPGRADE SELECTED

INITIATING ASSIMILATION PROCESS

LOADING

ASSIMILATION PROCESS COMPLETE

ACCESSING: ALISA BOSKONOVITCH FLIGHT SYSTEM

PERMISSION?"

"Permission" I said once again

I didn't know why I was suddenly saying these random sentences, but I had other things to worry about rather than unconsciously saying the word permission.

I suddenly felt a surge at my back. I wanted to scream in pain, but it disappeared as fast as it arrived. I noticed that there was now an added weight behind me, and I glanced behind me to see strange wing-like jets flaring dangerously. The strange metal attachments sent me into the night sky as soon as I thought about flying. I wanted to scream, but once again something prevented me from even opening my mouth. It was then that the realization hit me.

I wasn't human.

My vision transformed into something akin to a high tech camera with schematics. The vitals meter showed the state of my cybernetically enhanced innards.

I'm robot, a mere machine?!

Needless to say I landed in a middle of a lake when my flight system said I was low on energy.

"WARNING!

FLIGHT SYSTEM LOW ON FUEL

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FLIGHT SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN

PLEASE ASSIMILATE BIOMASS FOR FURTHER USAGE..."

It was annoying that the information appeared in my eyes and escaped my lips along with a more synthesized version of my voice.

"Release" I unconsciously said this as I fell from the terrifying height creating a big splash as I entered the water. I was annoyed to an extent.

Oh joy...A system that requires eating things for certain abilities with assimilation. I grumble to myself as I swam to the shore hoping to find something to eat. I 'scanned' (although it was more like zooming in and out of a picture with added information) the area and located the nearest fruit bearing tree.

Introductions and Upgrades?/END