So funny thing. I kinda hate England and he's kinda going to be our main character. All you fangirls out there please don't flame me if I try to kill him more than once. And I promise this story will not end without him getting shot at least once. So don't get out the pitch forks and torches and burn me at the stake. This is all for my amusment.

I do not own Hetalia.

It was just another meeting. America was being an idiot; Russia was terrorizing the Baltics, England and France were fighting about something stupid. You would think nothing was different or wrong, but things were restless. It seemed like everyone's tempers were high as soon as they crossed the threshold of the meeting room. Even gentle Canada had gotten into a fight (The fact that he was even noticed was more surprising.). You could say he had been mistaken as America for the last time. Poor Spain almost didn't know what to do when shy Mattie launched himself at him. That's when England noticed the girl stand a little behind them with a sly grin on her face.

"Who's that", he wondered to himself and shrugged, "Must be a servant." But then she did the strangest thing. She whispered in Canada's ear, but he acted as if he didn't realize someone was there. After the meeting England decide to question him about it.

"Who was that girl?" England approached cautiously.

"Huh? What girl?" Canada seemed normal, but after that fight it was a good idea to be a little wary.

England was a bit surprised that he didn't seem to know. "You know the one that whispered in your ear." The girl appeared from nowhere and said something to Canada.

Like a switch he was suddenly hostile. "I think I would remember if a girl noticed me." He glared at England like he was the cause of all of his problems, which he did contribute to some.

"B—but she's right there!" England pointed at the girl while she glared at him and whispered something to Canada again.

Canada turned around and looked straight at the girl, but still didn't seem to see her. "England! You crazy old man! There's nothing there!" Canada seemed to grow and poor England didn't know what to do with this angry Mattie. Even that little bear seemed angry.

"Sorry...I guess it was just my imagination." England slowly backed away.

Canada turned away and the girl whispered in his ear again. Just like that Canada was back to being the same sweet little Canada England knew so well.

"What the bloody hell is going on?! Who the hell is that girl?! What did she do the Canada?" England thought angrily as walked away. "She did something to him. I need answers."

Out of nowhere that girl appeared and tackled England to the ground. "Don't get in my way~ You'll regret it~" Her voice was sweet, but her face showed the darkness hiding just beneath the surface.

"Who are you?!" Slightly alarmed by the threat, he pushed her off him. "What do you want?!"

She smiled at him. "I'll hurt you if you don't keep your nose out of my business."

"You're messing with my friends!" He glared right back at her. "Won't let you keep doing whatever the hell you're doing!" She pressed a gun to his head and hissed:

"Don't test me. I know if I pull the trigger it won't kill you, but you'll lose all your precious memories."

His anger was boiling over. "Fuck you!" He muttered a quick spell and she blew back, but it didn't seem to faze her much and to his amazement she stopped in mid-air. "What! That's not possible!"

"That's a funny thing to hear coming from a magic user." She floated over him."Let's just say I'm not human." And with that she disappeared like a puff of smoke.

See! (If you bothered to read the top) I already threatened to kill him. Anyway, this is my first story after a serious case of writers block. So, treat me well and don't give me mean reviews. Thanks for reading~