I noticed that no one had written a Mighty Boosh + Doctor Who crossover with the 11th Doctor. So, I wanted to be the first. Enjoy :)

Age:15.

"VINCE!" I yelled, as I got out of my bed. No reply came. I heard no sounds of movement. They didn't leave me behind again, did they? "VINCE!" I yelled, louder this time. I walked out my bedroom and searched the apartment. No one was anywhere to be found. It was happening again. They had left me home alone. I sighed. It was just like two and a half years ago! They all went to the Goofy Lodge and left me at the trailer. I opened my mouth, and left out an annoyed scream.

I only let it be 5 seconds long. Any longer and the neighbours would think I was being murdered, and call the police. "I am so going to murder them." I muttered. I pull out my phone, and went onto my contacts, then pressed one of the buttons. The screen read 'Dialing: Vince.' Within seconds, he picked up the phone.

"Hello?" I heard him say lazily.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING, LEAVING ME BEHIND AGAIN! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS 12! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU VINCE!" I yelled before hanging up. There was nothing else I could do. They were all probably almost at the airport, which was 4 hours away.

I remember, the previous night, we'd plans to get up at 5 am, then drive to the airport, get on the plane, and then BOOM, on our way to the Goofy Lodge, Disney World. I said to all of them "Don't forget to wake me up!" and then they go against what I said. I sighed, and fell onto out sofa. This was a nightmare.

It was 10 am. I eventually got dressed, and decided to go out and meet a friend who I hadn't seen in ages. I saw her standing next to a blue police box. "Maina!" I yelled, running over to give her a hug.

"Marina!" she said, running to me. I gave her a big hug.

"I haven't seen you in ages! Where have you been?" I asked.

"Oh, here and there." She muttered. "What about you? I heard your mum went on a 3 year long business trip and left you with your cousin! How's that been?" she asked. Oh. I could tell her the truth, and say that I'd discovered I could talk to animals, lived with a magical shaman and his gorilla familar named Bollo, helped my cousin's friend defeat a killer kangaroo, freed some mutants, been to Gorilla Hell, the Arctic Tundra, and killed Black Frost. Some how I didn't think she'd believe. Maybe she would though. This Maina seemed different. Like she'd seen something that made her realise anything was possible. Like I had.

"Oh, pretty good. I love my cousin. He's the only family member genuinely happy to see me. My mum hates me too. Well, now I know she does since I heard... Never mind. So what should we do?" I asked. She shrugged.

"What about going to Costa?" she asked, pointing to the coffee shop across the street. I nodded. We crossed the street quickly before a truck ran us over. I opened the door and waited for her to go in.

After we'd gotten our drinks, and a piece of cake each, we sat down at a table to talk more. "So, what have you been doing?" I asked.

"Oh, well, if I tell you, will you please think I'm not crazy?" she asked. I nodded. "Well, I discovered that I'm an alien called a Valkyrien, I've been travelling through time and space, and I can read an alien language." She said. I shrugged.

"That's it? That's all you've been doing?" I said, surprised. Sure, the time and space thing was quite cool, but I had done better. I probably was going to do stuff like that in the future, living with my cousin.

"What do you mean that's all you've been doing? What have you done?" she asked kind of outraged.

"Well, I discovered I could talk to animals, I live with a magical shaman and his gorilla familar named Bollo, helped my cousin's friend defeat a killer kangaroo, freed some mutants, been to Gorilla Hell, been to Limbo, and the Mirror World, the Arctic Tundra, and killed Black Frost. Oh, and I discovered the exact whereabouts of the Egg of Mantumbi. Beat that." I said. Maina looked really shocked.

"Ok, that is actually a bit cooler. Still, do you want to come see my friends?" she asked. I nodded.

"I'm all alone for the next two weeks. Vince by accidently left me at the apartment while he, Bollo, Naboo, and Howard went to America. I need something to do. And I don't really want to spend it with a two arguing pandas, a cobra, and other animals." I said. We finished our cakes and drinks, then Maina led me to the blue box she had leaned on. "This is the time machine?" I whispered to her. She nodded, opening the door. I followed her inside. "The inside of the blue box was MUCH bigger than the outside!" I yelled out. A man with his back to me, immediately spun round to see who had shouted.

"MAINA! Why did you bring her in here? I thought you said you were just going to say hi, then come back and we would go off again!" a man in a bow tie, tweed jacket with elbow patches, skinny jeans and suspenders said. I jumped behind Maina.

"Doctor! Come on! She's done a load of stuff, much more than we have! Marina, explain!" Maina said, stepping to the side and shoving me forward. My confidence suddenly boosted, and I came out with all the stuff I had done over my whole life. The man Maina had called Doctor looked at me, shocked.

"Well, it appears that you certainly done a lot. Welcome to the T.A.R.D.I.S." he said. I smiled and nodded.

"So, ummmm, how does this work?" I asked, walking up the stairs, Maina following behind me.

"Well, like this!" Maina said, and she and the man started to run around the big thing in the middle, pulling levers, pressing buttons. I gasped. I sat down on a seat at the side of the control thingy. "It's called a console." Maina said, somehow answering my question. I guess mind reading was a Vazny, Vakny, Valky- whatever. The floor started shaking, and there was a loud wheezing noise.

After a few minutes of the two them running around and pressing buttons and pulling levers, they stopped, and the floor stopped shaking, and the noise stopped. I ran to the doors and opened them. I gasped.

So, Maina and Marina also have stories of there own. Marina's is titled The Marina Boosh, and Maina's is called When Maina goes time travelling. Please read those stories if you like this one! And also, I would appreciate it if you reviewed this story, so I can know if it's any good or if it's awful. Please let me know. Thanks x