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Yuzuki's Notes: It's not that good...but if you want review!
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L The Hobo
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BAM! WHACK! THWACK!
L came flying out the front door with a confused look on his face. Yuzuki came to the entrance, with an vain mark on her forehead.
"I told you not to touch the cake....and then you ate it all!" she threw a small Glad bag full of gummi worms at his face.
"So take your worms and go!" and she slammed the door roughly behind her. "Stupid HOBO!"
L stood sighing as he rubbed his wounded face. "Since when do I look like a hobo?"
Then picking up his bag of gummy worms he trotted down the empty streets.
There he saw a hobo on the corner, holding up a sign that read: 'Why lie? Need cigarettes and beer.'
He walked up to the hobo. "Um..hello."
"Hi ya. Ya must be a newbie." he smirked somewhat.
"Yes." L answered.
"Well come on!" he threw the sign at a random car that then went out of control and exploded somewhere. But the hobo walked on with out a care.
Soon L was lead to a small box. With windows draw on it. It was pretty crappy looking box, not even big enough for one person. It looked as if it had been rained on. A lot.
"Um..."
"This is the place. Pretty nice don't you think?"
L looked at the gummi worms in his hands. Then chucked them at the hobo knocking his straight to the ground.
"SCREW THIS! I'M GOING BACK HOME!!!" he yelled and sped back to his home.
"Hm? Yuzuki-chan?"
Yuzuki looked all teary eyed as he entered the home. She smiled and hugged him, lifting him off the ground.
"I'm sorry! I won't do it again! I missed you so MUCH!!!" Another one of her death hugs.
He gasped for air. "Y-Yuzu...ki...let...me....go!" She finally did and L regained his posture sighing and scratching his head.
"He was only gone for a few seconds, Princess." Matt said leaning back in the couch.
"BUT I MISSED MY PANDA BEAR!"
Mello rolled his eyes. "You're retarded."
She growled at Mello.
Soon she picked him up and threw him out the door. Who knew she had such strength?
He rubbed his sore butt and growled at Yuzuki. And was going to say something but she chucked another pack of gummi worms at his face.
"DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE LEARN YOUR LESSON!!" BAM! She slammed the door.
Mello sighed and took his gummi worms and trotted down the streets. Until he saw something that caught his attention.
There were then on the corner the members of the Task Force all holding up signs. Mastuda looked over at Mello and waved.
Mello looked shocked. "YOU GUYS TOO?!?!"
They nodded.
"WE DON'T EVEN GET CABLE!!!!" Mastuda whined.
Mello looked back at them and back to the direction of home.
He threw his gummi worms to the ground and trotted angrily back home. "Yuzuki-chan...you've got weird ways of teaching us life lessons..."
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