Disclaimer: One Piece is not something of my own creation. That honor belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
His hand massaged the back of her head, the soft feel of her orange hair against his fingers. As he gently placed kisses along her neck, the subtle scent of tangerine she always seemed to possess, suddenly intensified.
Soon enough, his lips made its way upwards, near her ear. After giving the lobe a quick flick with his tongue, he whispered, "Y'know, once in a foreign land, a beautiful queen called for me, upon hearing about my incredible love making..."
Her initial reaction was a snort, which then became a series of giggles. "That is obviously a lie!"
"H-hey! Keep it down! You're gonna wake everyone else up! ...Besides, what makes you think that was a lie!"
A sly grin then appeared on Nami's face. "Sorry, but you do have a reputation for stretching the truth."
He took her face in his hands and began to kiss her passionately. As soon as their lips parted, he remarked, "Well, a beautiful queen did call upon me this evening for my amazing amorous skills."
Crimson smeared across the navigator's cheeks. "Usopp..."
"Nuh uh uh!" He exclaimed as he wagged his finger in front of her face.
Playfully, she rolled her eyes then shook her head. "All right all right, Captain Usopp."
End.
Notes: While I've seen plenty of UsoNam friendship fics, I noticed a severe lack of romantic ones. I do like UsoKaya but I think Usopp goes well with any of his other crewmates especially with Sanji.