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Original song: "Stacey's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne

Original Lyrics:

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Stacys mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

My version: "Grima's Boss"

* Grima is seen hunched over, mopping up the floor in Orthanc. Suddenly, a mysterious looking young girl walks in. She picks up another mop, and using it as a microphone, she starts singing.*

Grima's boss has got it goin' on
Grima's boss has got it goin' on
Grima's boss has got it goin' on
Grima's boss has got it goin' on

Grima can I hang around for an h-o-o-o-ur?
(hang for an hour)
We can just hang around it the t-o-o-o-wer
(hang in the tower)
Did your boss get back from his Orc breeding trip?
(Orc breeding trip)
Is he there, or is he tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-ip?
(give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Grima can't you see?
*Grima jumps as several flashing lights appear.*

Grima's boss has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Gandalf can't you see, you're just not the Wizard for me
I know it's really wrong
But I'm in love with Saruman

Grima's boss has got it goin' on
Grima's boss has got it goin' on

Grima do you remember when I first came along?
(First came along)
I saw your boss gettin' his nails glued o-o-o-on
(nails glued on)
I could tell he liked from the way he stared
(way he stared)
And the evil way he said, get the hell out of he-e-e-er
(hell out of here)
And I know that you think this is one sick fantasy
But since the war's about to start, your boss could use a girl like me

Grima's boss has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Gandalf can't you see, you're just not the Wizard for me
I know it's really wrong
But I'm in love with Saruman
*Some random Orc jumps in and starts playing the guitar.*

Grima's boss has got it goin' on(he's got it goin')
He's all I want and I've waited for so long(waited)
Gandalf can't you see, you're just not the Wizard for me
I know it's really wro-o-ong...
But I'm in love with Grima's boss oh oh oh oh
I'm in love with Grima's boss oh oh oh oh
Gandalf can't you see, you're just not the Wizard for me
I know it's really wrong but I'm in love with Saruman!

*Several pyros go off, causing Grima to run and hide in a dark corner. The girl walks out of Orthanc with a smug smile, leaving poor Grima in utter disbelief.*

A/N(1): hehe, that was funny was it not?

A/N(2): This song can also be found at the Celeborn's Karaoke Bar section at councilofelrond.com under my other name Frodos_One_True_Love