BAND…IT'S BAND…
You hate football but you go to every single game.
Practice in the heat, perform in the stormy rain, or snow…
Your fellow section member annoy you yet you spend all your time with them.
You love your drill instructor…when he off the field.
You've seen all the male band member's boxers…sometimes more…
You do random crap and you don't care who's watching.
You play the band dating game every year.
When the non-bandies think the dating game is cute you just think that it's incest.
Quitting band would be like committing suicide.
We like to chill in the shakos cause they're awesome…
Do Band, Band is fun…NOT!!
When the band director promises "last time" you know he's lying.
When practice runs late, and the staff wants to do a few more runs, you don't tell them.
You spend more time in the band than at home.
When you have 50 or more "mamas" and "papas"
You daydream about dating the drum major.
All of your dreams are band related.
You have no life…band is life
You like watching the battery do warm-ups and think that's just flat out amazing.
You bring your instrument home everyday to practice.
You watch the guard and run.
You lost your virginity to a flag pole.
Drumline is HOT!!
You learn multiple instruments.
You ditch class to hang out in the band room.
You eat lunch in the band office.
Everyday, in every class, the director kicks something
You babysit the director's kids for fun
The staff, off field, act weirder than they do on field.
DON'T DROP THE BABY!!!
You are good friends with the staff…when they are not yelling at you.
You wanna kill people that don't keep their feet in time after a month.
You wanna yell at the staff "YOU HOLD UP THIS HORN!!!"
DON'T DROP THE INSTURMENT!!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!
Be careful changing on the bus…you don't want to break a window.
Changing on Tangerine Road is like riding a roller coaster but better…
You bring a huge back pack full of candy for an half hour bus ride.
When said student brings said back pack, she gets jumped for the candy.
Being best friend with said person helps a lot…you get first pick
TOUCH MY INSTURMENT…YOU WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!
You know all about the affairs of everyone else in the band.
It is to possible to fall asleep on the bus, on the bench and wake up in the asile.
The band rides the yellow dogs while the football teams rides the greyhounds.
NEVER tease your hair in the stands…you will be made fun for the rest of the season.
You have more than one class in the band room
You want to be the director's class aide…
When you become the director's aide…you want out ASAP
COME NEAR MY INSTURMENT…YOU WILL MORE THAN LIKELY DIE.
NEVER stand within 50 feet of a guard member when nothing is in their hands…a flying projectile will come your way
You CRY when marching season is over, though now you have time to have a life.
Tangerine road is full of washes and dips.
All of these are true yes band kids are odd, that's why you love us.
Please review, if you do we will post more, probably dedicating whole chapters to one section. Give us ideas, we know were not the only weird band out there
--AliceCullenGeek and Hravart