a hellmouths by john mora disclaimer: i don't own buffy. joss whedon does i think. Buffy was walking through the cemetery at night when she saw a monster and then she kicked it saying "I get a real kick out of this.w hen she was about to kill it it said hahaha I am working for the master and the mayor and spike and you will be sorry when you kill me. WHAT said buffy because she totally couldn't believe it and ran to the library where giles and xander and willow were. Cordelia was in in the batheroom because she was pooping. You guys wont believe it there was a vampire and it is working for the mayor and the master AND SPIKE. Everyone yelled because they were scared we must do research to get to the bottom of this" giles said because he was very serious. Willow began hacking into the Master's website to find out clues about his plan. Cordiela came in and was like what. Everyone told her about spike and the master and she screamed. Xander told her he loved her and they began having sex. Giles found a book with mystical talismans and said geez, "they are going to open a hellmouth!" what happens when that happens? "THE END OF SUNNYDALE, POSSIBLY CALIFORNIA." Everyone screamed. Then they went back to the cemetery to find the monsters but instead they found Faith who was a slut and said hey buffy, you wanna be on top? Buffy punched her with an arrow but it broke because unbenownst to buffy faith was slayer, 2. WTF! They tore each other clothe off and began rolling around I think I like you more than I did says faith inside buffy vagina.but buffy wasnt a lesbian like kennedy was so she Tried to say no but all she had was faith pubes in her mouthe. tara happend to be walking by and saw buffy in trouble and said a spell and helped Buffi after watching. now Faith couldnt hurt anyone because she had a chips in her brains. little did buffy now that wesli worked for a secret organization and used faith brain to track buffy down because she was disobaying. buffy got the scoogy friends and went to spiek's hideout where he was beating up giles with mayr and master watching and laughing and smoking. Ms. calendar said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! angel ran in to help but he looked at buffy. no this isnt right. buffy agreed so he went to france. xander showed up and said I know MIlary stuff you know. buffy agreed. so xander beat up people. buffy was in trouble when master hypnotize her so then commando showed up. ohmygod RILEY buffy screamed. riley waved and punched xander so harde there was no head. then he icked mayor in the balls. you are five by ficve! willow try too hard to hack ans she got more evil I HATE BUFFY SO I WILL KILL BUFFY BECAUSE BUFFY MAKES ME ANGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY. MORE MAGIC. bbufy didn't want to Kill her frienD. it made her more sad than willow hurting her with lesbian magick. bufy had this killer swordfight right where she was like walking on the walls and ceiling and totally slicing things up the Church and being a badass. willow was angry and trhowing things with her macig. eventually buffy drowned, but OZ had sex with her! this brought her back awake and little dis she knowe but amy had given willow a soul she began crying because she had a sould but couldn't remember anythings she down. WHY DO I ACRY?! it okay buffy soothed. close your eye. she did so and buffy threw her into a helltmough. she cried but she had save Dawn from Spiek. cordelia said she looked fat. buffy, not spike. buffy wake up! it was a dream.........or a prophecy?! she didn't see joyce walk in with a stake. when she turn to dust joyce cry. her daughte r dead.wasshe?

THE END!?