So this is my first Pandora Hearts fanfic. Sorry if the chapter is kinda short, and if the plot is nonexsistant. Normally I'd add more of Narrator (and Author too) but I didn't find that many places in this story. I only started it because I wanted to write a Pandora Hearts fanfic, I actually have no idea where this story is going to go. The pairing is breakxalice don't like it don't read it. I honestly think the pairing is a little weird but I'm doing it anyway because Break is awesome and Alice is awesome and I like romance.
Alice, please do the disclaimer.
Alice: I'm not your servant!
Me: *sigh* Oz please do the disclaimer
Alice: HES MY SERVANT NOT YOURS!
Me: Alice, please go away
Break: no one reads them anyway.
Me: Sharon, will you do the disclaimer
Sharon: only if you say please and call me big sister
Me: Sharon-neesan will you PLEASE do the disclaimer
Break: I really think disclaimers are quite useless. Everyone know that you don't own Pandora Hearts because otherwise there would be more romance and I would have much more screen time
Me: OKAY FINE IF NO ONE ELSE WILL DO THE DISCLAIMER THEN I WILL
Me2: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!
Me: seriously Me2? I was actually trying to keep this one pretty normal. But nooo you just have to come and screw it up
Oz: its okay Alice. Lauren does not own Pandora Hearts.
Me: THANK YOU!
"NO! I don't want that!"
"Miss Alice, I really think you should try it. You might like it."
"NO, YOU STUPID CLOWN! I don't want any of your candy! I WANT MEAT!"
"Miss Alice, we don't have any. If you try it you might find out that you like it."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Alice screeched.
Oz and Gil covered their ears, not wanting to go deaf. Break didn't, he found the whole encounter greatly amusing. Lady Sharon simply ignored her albino servant and the rude chain and continued sipping her tea in peace.
Alice, who was now, courtesy to Break, extremely pissed , spun around to Oz and pointed a finger at him. "MANSERVANT!" she yelled, "GO BUY ME SOME MEAT!"
Oz smiled sweetly at her, a feat only he would be capable of after being yelled at by Alice. "Sure, Alice."
Gilbert sighed, already thinking about what a trip to the market for Alice would do to his wallet.
"Would you like to come?" Oz asked Alice.
Alice shook her head, then stuck out her tongue at Break, who was already beginning to take his leave through the nearby closet.
Because closets are just that cool.
Oz and Gilbert left to go to the market, Alice left to go sulk in her room and wait until Oz came back with her beloved meat, and Break disappeared into a nearby closet, leaving Sharon alone with the maids and her tea.
Narrator doubt's she minded much. She finally got peace and quiet.
Alice wandered through the mansion, trying to find her room.
Dammit! She thought, why did the idiot people who made it have to make it so big?
Hehe that's what she said.
Narrator apologizes for her inappropriate and immature and not-funny jokes. Narrator appologizes again. It was a little funny.
She was completely lost. She kicked a wall in frustration.
Wait a second. Wasn't that the door to the clown's office? As much as she hated asking him for help, she was hungry but had no idea where she was. She beat down her pride then opened the door.
It was not the clown's office.
It was the private quarters of a Pandora member.
A male Pandora member.
Who had just got back from bathing.
Alice stared in horror at the bare butt of the random strangers room she had just barged into.
She was scarred.
Alice felt her cheeks heat up. She quickly slammed the door and ran into the next room in attempt to excape the images.
The next door that she ran into was the clown's office. The first time, she was close but not exact.
Much to her dismay.
Break looked up from his paper he was reading. "Hello Miss Alice. Can I help you with something?" He said around the lollipop he was eating.
Once Alice had calmed down enough she began to yell. "DAMMIT CLOWN! WHY IS YOUR OFFICE NOT IN THE NEXT ROOM OVER?!"
"Pardon?"
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR OFFICE THROUGH A CLOSET OR SOMETHING AND MOVE IT TO THAT ROOM!" she pointed to the wall that Break's office shared with the Pandora member poor Alice walked in on.
Break was very confused.
"THEN I WOULD BE SAVED FROM THESE... THESE SCARRING IMAGES NOW IN MY MIND!"
Break was now beginning to realize what had happened. "Miss Alice, did you, perhaps, walk in on someone while looking for my office?"
Alice plopped down on a chair and pulled her knees under her chin. "Maybe."
Break laughed, which Alice thought was very inconsiderate, and patted her head. "Poor little B-Rabbit. Although, I might ask, why were you looking for my office?"
"I wasn't specifically looking for it. We had tea in a different tea room then usual and got lost trying to get back to my room. I figured I'd ask you to tell me how to get back, but accidently walked into the wrong room," Alice grummbled. "I thought maybe you could do you thing where you go underneath the table or something and magically teleport me to my room."
Break giggled a little, for reasons Alice didn't know.
"Miss Alice, for me to have Hatter teleport you, and me, you would either have to drink my blood or kiss me." Break giggled again and puckered out his lips.
Alice, being Alice, did the natural thing and kicked him in the chest (she would have kicked his face but she was too short and her foot wouldn't reach that high.)
Break laughed, even though Alice kicks quite hard (Oz can testify of that.)
"Perverted clown. Just walk me to my room then."
"Of course, Miss Alice. Right this way."
So, what do ya think? Review plz! If anyone reads this... If not then these long authors notes would be me talking to myself, which honestly is not that uncommon.
Narrator: ... Gomenasai readers