So here's the deal...im lazy. ok? and i know both you and i dont want to mess around and deal with a big back story. OK? So im diving right into the plot. thx. enjoy. reveiw. flame. read. eat. sleep. be marry. Narg :|

"So your SURE this isnt going to hurt? My doctor told me that unnessisary bleeding is bad for me!"

"Tamaki, unnessisary bleeding is bad for anybody. And no. You wont even feel a thing."

"HOW DO YOU KNOW MOMMY?"

"Because I already did it..." Kyoya said with a sly half smile, holding a peice of Tamaki's hair in a pari of medical tweezers.

"AAHH MY HAIR!" Screamed the host king going to his corner.

"Now that that's over, you might want to know why I need everyones hair."

Everyone mummbled agreements that they somewhat did want a reason. "As you know my family specilizes with medical equipment and (What do you call them? medical houses?...orginizations? what ever all the hospitals are apart of...) Hospitals in general. But recently my family has been branching in the DNA research development labs. I want you all to keep this a secret, but we are going into cloning. My father thinks its the next big thing, so we are getting a head start. I also thought that while testing this, we could make extra host clunbproffits. mixing all our DNA we should have a perfect host-"

"BUT I THOUGHT I WAS THE PERFECT HOST MOMMY!"

"Hush Tamaki, we all have our flaws." As Kyoya finished his speech, he had taken all of the DNA smaples and brought them over to a large...something with a white blanket over it. He removed the blanket with a flourish and presented a machein. He deposeted all the hair into an opening in the side. Closed it up and pushed buttons to the max.

The room was silent watching th witch doctor work. Then all of a sudden, a capsul like compartment big enough for anyone to stand up in, flashed a bright white. And the hummings of the machein stoped. Kyoya went over to check out what was inside of the...capsul thing and opened it up to find his creation!

As everyone crowded around, they were swamped with loads of cheezy fog like in an old horror movie. When it cleared, they weere all open mouth gasping...nothing was there.

"Oh dear...this isnt right, it should..." And the rest of the host club begain panicking.

Of course Hunny started crying, wanting to know were his clone baby had gone, and Mori silently consoled him.

The twins were searching the room, under cushions, behind couches.

Tamaki was in his corner crying, while Haruhi studied.

All while Kyoya was reading the instructions...Wich he should have done in the first place. Men.

"Oh no. Well, it seems I have made a grave mistake everyone. Im terribly sorry but...this is not the cloning device. It apears to be a TIME AND SPACE PLUS CLONEING DEVICE!" DUN DUN DUNNN...

(A/N: I KNOW KYOYA NEVER MESSES UP BUT...ITS FANFICTION. DEAL WITH IT (_) )

Haruhi was the first to speak. "So...our clone is...in another time?"

"Apparently 1996 to be exact." Kyoya stated lookin at the device.

Then the twins jumped in, "In another country?" refering to the fact that it was also a space teleporter thing...epic names...

"Canada, to be exact. Ontario, Canada."

END CHAPTER! 0_0...

So i know its sucked...but i told you! BACK STORIES ARE STUPID! next chapter the plot begins XD.