Maru: hello, random story here, resulted from walking a graveyard
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Bakura woke up in total darkness. He looked around wondering; just wondering...is this heaven?
"Wait...this is...this is the other place!...DAMMIT!"
20 years later...
Bakura awoke to see a bright light coming down from the endless blackness. It seemed to be an angel, but for all Bakura knew, he couldn't be sure.
Against what he was wishing, it was an angel. The angel came down slowly in a dramatic graceful ascendance.
i if he came down any slower, we'll be going into freakin tomorrow i
"Behold young soul, I have come to-"
"Where the i Hell i have you been!"
The angel looked at him with great disgust and offend, but replaced it with a wholly annoyed expression.
"-take you to god's kingdom..."
Bakura got up and walked past the angel towards the light.
"Lets go you freakin pansy," the thief put sarcastically," and if you take your lily arse time, I'll have to drag you there myself."
Bakura looked back at the angel to make sure his threat worked. With a smirk of satisfaction, he watched the insulted winged being fluttered furiously ahead.
When they arrived to the cloud covered heaven, a figure came running toward, laughing hysterically.
"Um, lily boy." Bakura whispered to the angel.
"It's Philip!"
"Yeah yeah, who's that?"
"Oh that Guy." the angel lean over to his side and grabbed a mallet, "here you'll need this."
Bakura took the weapon from the angel.
"That would be Michael Jackson, eh; you say he's a little loopy in the head."
Bakura's eye twitched and he readied the mallet in his hands and held it above his head. Michael came running closer and closer, until...
i SMACK i
Michael went flying up and down somewhere in heaven
"W-why would you let someone like him in here?"
"Same as you, everyone eventually comes here."
"You, you mean that yugi and his friends will be here too."
"Yes."
Bakura's eye twitched.