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Rukia woke up that morning feeling rather odd. She looked down and there it was, an orange little lion snoring very comfortably on her chest. She didn't know but she just felt that little vein pop and suddenly felt another need to heave the horrendous little squirt on a wall or something. So she did.

He was dreaming. It was a wonderful little place he called paradise with a meadow full of bright colored flowers and where he and her nee-san can play without that damned ichigo ruining it. the next thing he knew his face was against a wall.

"nee-san! What's wrong?" tears welled up on his orange little cheek and he got up from the floor.

"YOU'RE TOO LOUD! CAN'TYOU SEE HOW EARLY IT IS?" this made kon want to cry more. "nee-san, you don't like me anymore" he took out a little handkerchief and bit on the edge.

"Oi! You guys are too loud!" ichigo stood in front of Rukia, she could tell that he just got out of bed from the mess of his hair and the wet spot on his shirt.

"shut up!" Rukia snapped at him as she got out of his closet. She walked past a very annoyed ichigo. "wha—what did you say!" ichigo spun around trying to catch her but panicked when he saw Rukia taking her pajamas off. "O—Oi Rukia! What the hell! What're you doing!" Rukia turned her head around to make sure he's not looking. "oh, I'm just you know, making breakfast… what do you think I'm doing idiot! I'm dressing up for school!"

"well, don't dress up in front of me idiot!" ichigo was more annoyed that he couldn't even turn around to rub the point at her face.

"it's not like you have the guts to look." Her voice was very irritated.

"oh yeah! And who would want to---" ichigo spun around but she was gone.

That afternoon everyone gathered in a small coffee shop after classes. there hasn't been any hollows lately and everyone found that it lessens the boredom if you spend it with your friends. So there they were, orihime, chad, Renji, Rukia, ichigo, and a quincy who claims that the only reason he came was because he was dragged by inoue. They were talking about school and a curious but bored Renji who was sitting beside Rukia decided that it's more interesting to tap his fingers on the table.

"quit it Renji." Rukia said quietly. This puzzled Renji, he can't remember doing anything that would bother her. "w—" he hasn't even finished his sentence when a fist hit his jaw "I SAID STOP IT!" she screamed at his ear making everyone turn their attention to the two. "what's wrong with you!" he was nursing his jaw and glaring at her. Rukia sat there leaning at the back of her chair glaring at her coffee cup. "she's been like that since this morning." Ichigo said, not daring to look at Rukia. He wouldn't admit it to anyone but when she's mad, the girl can actually deliver a punch that could put a good boxer to sleep for the next century.

"oh so we're talkin' about me now are we!" Rukia doesn't know what's wrong with her but she just doesn't feel good. Her stomach's been aching all afternoon and she's craving for something she doesn't know what. So it all adds to her unknown frustration. She decided she just has to leave before she causes more damage. She got up, turned around and was about to leave when they saw it. there it was, as obvious as the sun in a summer afternoon, a big red spot at the back of her uniform. They all had different reactions to this. Ishida blushed and then looked away. Ichigo was in disbelief for a couple of seconds until he realized what was happening and laughed. Orihime gasped. And Renji… he hadn't seen or even heard of it so he just stared. Rukia turned around, a very irritated look was plastered on her face.

"what now!"

"you have blood at the back of your skirt." Ichigo smirked

Rukia froze. What do you mean blood!

Renji's eyes bulged and then picked her up. "blood! We should get you to urahara-san!" Renji was panicking and it was obvious. VERY OBVIOUS. "Renji-san put her down, it's okay. It's normal." Renji blinked. She's bleeding and it's normal! Renji gently put a very stunned Rukia down. Rukia can't believe what she heard from that damned ichigo. She can't even look at her skirt. She sat down uneasily. "is… is it normal to feel something leaking between your… umph!" inoue was quick enough to put her hand over Rukia's mouth to stop her from finishing her sentence. But not quick enough to get the idea across those who knew what she meant. Ishide almost fainted and ichigo, although he tried to hide it, blushed. Chad didn't move. And Renji still doesn't have any idea what they were talking about.

"is it normal though for a gigai to be acting like this!" inoue let Rukia go.

"I dunno" ichigo adjusted uncomfortably in his chair.

"I guess we better pay Urahara-san a visit."

yay! rukia's getting her period and so am i (grumble) i just flamed on my bestfriend and my other friend because of my raging hormones! poor guys...

oh the sorrow of being young and full of hormones lol XD