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Yuzuki's Notes: :) Enjoy! Review! Pure crack XD.

Me, Kisuke, and Taco Bell

Camera shows Yuzuki who waves and smiles. "Hello fanfictioners, I'm Yuzuki! You're probably wondering what this is? Right?" she walks on a gray concrete sidewalk, a few cars pass by, and a stoplight is just up ahead.

"Well. Today me and Willy Wonka-sama are going to Taco Bell!" she grins widely. "For those of you who don't know, Willy Wonka-sama is the nickname I gave Kisuke."

"Ah! There you are, Zuki-san!" Kisuke says from across the sidewalk, waving his fan in the air. He comes across the street, well skips across the street, and stands next to Yuzuki. "So what exactly are we doing?"

"Taco Bell!" Yuzuki said, grinning.

"Hm...sounds interesting! Let us go forth, Zuki-san!"

They walk up to the few steps that lead to the door. Kisuke opens the door, closing it behind him, leaving Yuzuki outside. Kisuke giggles and looks out from the glass door. "Oppies."

Yuzuki smiles sweetly, and gives him the finger. Kisuke shakes his head. "That was just mean, Zuki-san."

Yuzuki sighs and opens the door for herself, and her little brother who is the camera man. Kisuke and Yuzuki stand behind the counter. Yuzuki looks around and smirks. Only three people were in the building, plus the people in the kitchen.

Kisuke and Yuzuki are now next. The cashier looks strangely at Urahara and Yuzuki. "Um...what will you have today?"

"Dunno...what do you want, Zuki-san?" Kisuke pulls his fan at his face and looks at his side to Yuzuki. She points at the picture of a burrito. "I want a burrito, with lots of hot sauce. And a medium Dr. Pepper!"

"Now, I don't think flatulence is good for a young woman like yourself." Kisuke says passing the right amount of money to the cashier.

"Shut up, Willy-sama!" Yuzuki points at Kisuke.

"Well it's not!"

"Fudge you, then!" Steps angrily on Kisuke's foot. Kisuke jumps up in pain and olds up his foot to his hands. "Ouchies! You're a meanie, Zuki-san!"

Yuzuki turns to cashier and glares. "Give me my freaking burrito."

Cashier starts to bead sweat. "J-Just a moment, mam! I-I-It's coming!" She glares harder. "Give my my freaking burrito before I stuff it up your-" Kisuke quickly covers Yuzuki's mouth with his hand.

"Now, now! You shouldn't be using such profound language!"

"MUCK OU!!!!" Yuzuki's voice is thankfully muffled thanks to Kisuke.

Manger comes out from the kitchen. "What on earth is going on here?!" Cashier points directly at Kisuke and Yuzuki.

Manager looks to Urahara. "Sir you have better control your daughter."

"DAUHGTER!?!" Yuzuki yells free from Kisuke's hold and is going to strangle the manager but Kisuke grabs the back of her shirt collar.

"Forgive me sir, my daughter doesn't know her own strength."

Yuzuki gives Kisuke a look that says YOU'RE-GOING-TO-DIE. Kisuke ignores this look and grins at the manager.

"Alright. But if I hear anything else, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"Understandable. Right, Zuki-san?"

Yuzuki is staring at the picture of the Taco Bell dog and mumbles. "It's the stupid talking Chihuahua's fault."

Kisuke chuckles. "I'd be wise not to disrespect the chihuahua."

Yuzuki looks at the manager. "Sorry." But she didn't mean it.

Then the cashier shakily gave Yuzuki the tray of food.

She swipes it away with a grin on her face.

Her and Kisuke sit in the back where the windows are and Yuzuki quickly scarfed down her food, and with a satisfied 'ah...' she stretches her arms in the air.

"You almost done, Kisuke-san?"

POOOOOOOOOT.

Yuzuki stared at Kisuke bewildered. A strange aroma tingling her nose. Soon a small tear found it's way down her cheek. But sadly they couldn't continue. For Yuzuki's little brother; the camera man, passed out on the floor.

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