Welcome to anime smackdown! Here, we take Yuu Watase's two best animes-
Fushigi Yugi and Ayashi no Ceres- and compare the characters! Who will win?
Battle number one: The main character
Aya vs. Miaka
Aya: So, what's this new game show we've got here?
Hikari: Anime Smackdown. We're putting you against Yuuki Miaka, and you try to convince us you're the better main character! I'm your host, Hikari- Boorei!
Aya. Oh, this will be easy!
Hikari: So, Miaka, what do you think are your chances here?
Miaka: Gobble gobble snarf gobble. . .
Hikari: Okeeeeyy, looks like Miaka is getting herself geared up for the battle. . .I guess.
Aya: I'll win this just because I can eat like a human.
Miaka: Okay! Let's go!
Hikari: You finished all that already?
Aya ^shakes head^
Miaka: What?
Hikari: Okay, let's get to it. Question one will go to Aya first. It seems like every anime Heroine has to be nearly raped at least once in the series. How many times have you been nearly raped?
Aya: Oh, plenty of times. First Kagami tried to rape me in order to awaken Ceres, then Aki almost raped me, thinking I was Ceres- of course, he was possessed by Mikage at that time, so that one almost counts as two. . . and that encounter with Yuuhi wasn't exactly an attempted rape, but it might count. . .
Hikari: Okay, what about you, Miaka?
Miaka: I've been almost raped five times- first by Eiken, the awful ugly bandit, then by Tomo, Nakago and Suboshi, trying to stop me from summoning Suzaku, then by Tasuki, my own seishi!
Hikari: Hmmm. The fact that poor Aya was almost raped by her cousin and her possessed brother definitely adds something to her story, but five times compared to two, I'm sorry, Aya, this one has to go to Miaka.
Miaka: Yippee!
Aya: Bah.
Hikari: Okay, next question. Miaka, this is your question. What spiffy heroine powers do you have?
Miaka: Let's see, I can yell really loud, get myself into lots of trouble, somehow narrowly escape death, consume more food than all the other characters combined, get sucked into books and summon spiffy gods!
Aya: Well, I can transform into Ceres, and. . .well, that's about it.
Hikari: Well, the whole Ceres thing definitely overshadows Miaka's first four abilities, but the whole climbing into books and summoning gods thing is pretty cool. Miaka gets this one.
Aya: Harumph.
Hikari: Aya's next question: How's your singing!
Aya: Oh, I love singing! I actually sing the theme song, "Scarlet". I'm pretty good too! I want to be an idol when I'm older!
Miaka: I. . .sound like a four year old when I sing.
Hikari: Well, this one's pretty straightforward. Aya is obviously the better singer. Aya's first win!
Aya: about time.
Miaka: I can't help it I haven't gone through puberty yet!
Hikari: 'Ahem' okay, let's move on. Miaka, how many anime guys to you have chasing you?
Miaka: Lots! Tamahome, Hotohori, Nuriko, Tasuki, and Amiboshi -sort of.
Aya: Tooya, Yuuhi, and Mikage.
This is a close call, but I will have to say Miaka. . . Last question. Aya, how many times have you ran around in states of undress?
Aya: well, both times when Kagami and then Mikage ripped my shirt open, then when my robe came open while I was chasing Aki and Tooya. Oh, and whenever they show me floating around in nothingness when Ceres is awake, I'm completely naked.
Miaka: Well, I basically run around half of the second season in my underwear!
Hikari: Another point for Miaka! Aya, you have one more chance. What do you have to say in your defense that might sway the vote?
Aya: ah. . .A little help here, Ceres!
Ceres. Sure thing, Aya ^becomes Ceres, and tennyo blasts Miaka across the room.^
Aya: well, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but I guess it works.
Hikari: ^sweatdrop^ well, Miaka would win if she was still conscious. . .^receives glare from Ceres^ But it looks like Aya wins!
Ceres: I thought so.
Hikari: Don't hurt me.
Battle number two- The ultimate Bad Guy! For this one, we'll be comparing Nakago and Mikage! If you want to sway the vote, review and tell me who you think should win!!!
Authoress' note: You might think this is pretty stupid. Newsbreak! It's supposed to be! Flame me if you will. It will not effect me in the least! However, I would much rather see nice happy reviews, so let's have a little respect for our fellow writers, eh?
Amiboshi-chan
Battle number one: The main character
Aya vs. Miaka
Aya: So, what's this new game show we've got here?
Hikari: Anime Smackdown. We're putting you against Yuuki Miaka, and you try to convince us you're the better main character! I'm your host, Hikari- Boorei!
Aya. Oh, this will be easy!
Hikari: So, Miaka, what do you think are your chances here?
Miaka: Gobble gobble snarf gobble. . .
Hikari: Okeeeeyy, looks like Miaka is getting herself geared up for the battle. . .I guess.
Aya: I'll win this just because I can eat like a human.
Miaka: Okay! Let's go!
Hikari: You finished all that already?
Aya ^shakes head^
Miaka: What?
Hikari: Okay, let's get to it. Question one will go to Aya first. It seems like every anime Heroine has to be nearly raped at least once in the series. How many times have you been nearly raped?
Aya: Oh, plenty of times. First Kagami tried to rape me in order to awaken Ceres, then Aki almost raped me, thinking I was Ceres- of course, he was possessed by Mikage at that time, so that one almost counts as two. . . and that encounter with Yuuhi wasn't exactly an attempted rape, but it might count. . .
Hikari: Okay, what about you, Miaka?
Miaka: I've been almost raped five times- first by Eiken, the awful ugly bandit, then by Tomo, Nakago and Suboshi, trying to stop me from summoning Suzaku, then by Tasuki, my own seishi!
Hikari: Hmmm. The fact that poor Aya was almost raped by her cousin and her possessed brother definitely adds something to her story, but five times compared to two, I'm sorry, Aya, this one has to go to Miaka.
Miaka: Yippee!
Aya: Bah.
Hikari: Okay, next question. Miaka, this is your question. What spiffy heroine powers do you have?
Miaka: Let's see, I can yell really loud, get myself into lots of trouble, somehow narrowly escape death, consume more food than all the other characters combined, get sucked into books and summon spiffy gods!
Aya: Well, I can transform into Ceres, and. . .well, that's about it.
Hikari: Well, the whole Ceres thing definitely overshadows Miaka's first four abilities, but the whole climbing into books and summoning gods thing is pretty cool. Miaka gets this one.
Aya: Harumph.
Hikari: Aya's next question: How's your singing!
Aya: Oh, I love singing! I actually sing the theme song, "Scarlet". I'm pretty good too! I want to be an idol when I'm older!
Miaka: I. . .sound like a four year old when I sing.
Hikari: Well, this one's pretty straightforward. Aya is obviously the better singer. Aya's first win!
Aya: about time.
Miaka: I can't help it I haven't gone through puberty yet!
Hikari: 'Ahem' okay, let's move on. Miaka, how many anime guys to you have chasing you?
Miaka: Lots! Tamahome, Hotohori, Nuriko, Tasuki, and Amiboshi -sort of.
Aya: Tooya, Yuuhi, and Mikage.
This is a close call, but I will have to say Miaka. . . Last question. Aya, how many times have you ran around in states of undress?
Aya: well, both times when Kagami and then Mikage ripped my shirt open, then when my robe came open while I was chasing Aki and Tooya. Oh, and whenever they show me floating around in nothingness when Ceres is awake, I'm completely naked.
Miaka: Well, I basically run around half of the second season in my underwear!
Hikari: Another point for Miaka! Aya, you have one more chance. What do you have to say in your defense that might sway the vote?
Aya: ah. . .A little help here, Ceres!
Ceres. Sure thing, Aya ^becomes Ceres, and tennyo blasts Miaka across the room.^
Aya: well, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but I guess it works.
Hikari: ^sweatdrop^ well, Miaka would win if she was still conscious. . .^receives glare from Ceres^ But it looks like Aya wins!
Ceres: I thought so.
Hikari: Don't hurt me.
Battle number two- The ultimate Bad Guy! For this one, we'll be comparing Nakago and Mikage! If you want to sway the vote, review and tell me who you think should win!!!
Authoress' note: You might think this is pretty stupid. Newsbreak! It's supposed to be! Flame me if you will. It will not effect me in the least! However, I would much rather see nice happy reviews, so let's have a little respect for our fellow writers, eh?
Amiboshi-chan