Conagratulations! You have received your new SUPERMAN! In order to make sure he is a happy superpowered Kryptonian, please read and follow the following instructions carefully!
Real Name: Superman
Code Name: Clark Kent
Home Planet: Krypton
Power(s): Super Strength, Super Speed, Laser Vision, X-ray Vision, Invincibility, Flight, Ice Breath
Height: around six feet
Weight: wouldn't you like to know?
TO ACTIVATE YOUR NEW SUPERMAN:
You should have a medium sized box. Do not panic, your SUPERMAN is probably trying to get to the bottom of the latest FATAL FIVE scheme.
1. Open the box. SUPERMAN comes with a communicator and a flight ring.
2. Place the communicator and flight ring outside the box. SUPERMAN will then come out and put these on.
3. SUPERMAN will become content and associate you with OWNER.
THINGS SUPERMAN COMES WITH:
You don't have to spend a ton of money and time caring for SUPERMAN. SUPERMAN comes with various thigs to amuse himself with when you don't want to help him fight evil.
Legion of Superheroes Flight Ring
Legion of Superheroes Communicator
Map of New Metropolis
Full Kryptonian powers
THINGS SUPERMAN CAN DO:
Your new SUPERMAN comes with full Kryptonian powers, which can help with many things, including the following:
CONSTRUCTION- Need a new house after a fire, tornado, monster, superhero battle or other disaster? With his super strength, super speed, and laser vision, he can rebuild it in a matter of minutes!
TRANSPORTATION- Miss your flight? SUPERMAN can fly you to your destination before the plane you missed gets there!
ENTERTAINMENT- SUPERMAN can sing, put on air shows, or be locked in a closet(heh heh I'm bad) to entertain you!
BULLY HELPER- SUPERMAN can help get rid of your bully once and for all!
COMPATIBILITY:
BRAINIAC5- COMPATIBLE as friends(or hero and fan), may be paired
LIGHTNING LAD- COMPATIBLE as friends
SATURN GIRL- COMPATIBLE as friends, may be paired
TIMBERWOLF- COMPATIBLE as friends
PHANTOM GIRL- COMPATIBLE as friends, may be paired
TRIPLICATE GIRL-COMPATIBLE as friends
BOUNCING BOY- COMPATIBLE as friends
FATAL FIVE- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are mortal enemies
MEKT RANZZ- NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
LEGION OF SUPERVILLAINS-NOT COMPATIBLE, they are enemies
FAQ:
Q: Help! My SUPERMAN is buff, knows his power, and keeps talking about some people I haven't heard of, like a Chameleon Boy and an Imperiex!
A: Whoops! We must have sent you SUPERMAN Season 2. You can exchange him for a Season 1 version.
Q: My SUPERMAN has powers that you didn't mention, and is not allergic to Kryptonite. What's wrong?
A: You have a Superman X prototype from Season 2. I wonder who mailed that out?
Q: My SUPERMAN is listless and won't do anything. He keeps mumbling "Ferro Lad's dead. Ferro Lad sacrificed his life. Ferro Lad is a true hero. Ferro Lad this, Ferro Lad that." What happened?
A: Your SUPERMAN has just gone through SunEater Syndrome. Build a Ferro Lad statue and he'll be fine.
WARRANTY
This declares that you can return SUPERMAN if he dies of somethig thats NOT Kryptonite contamination and I feel sorry for you.
