Author's Notes

Alright, so I'm back again, so I have this story, yes it's a chapter story, and due to Obsessives controlling needs, I'm over at her house more, which in turn means, we get crack ideas together. This was my crack idea. Yea...Chapter two will be out SOON, soon, because I already have a few ideas about it. So yea. AU

Warning: Shohen-ai, like hxc XP lol, yea...next chapter will either be limie or...if I get enough reveiws...maybe even lemony...

Disclaimor: If I owned, obsessive and I WOULD RULE THE WORLD WITH OUR STORYS OF DOOOM.

Author: Compulsive

My phone rang, how I loathed that sound, on this day, and this day alone. I mean, on any other day, I could talk on the phone for hours, despite how gay that sounds, I could. Off subject, I was hesitant to answer it, I mean, again, god knows what Naruto had to say, thank you Caller I.D., but I decided to when he stayed on the line for nearly 2 minutes saying "I know you're there, and if you don't pick up, I'll rape you in your sleep."

"My god Naruto, what is your problem? I mean what the hell?" He merely laughed.

"I'm sorry, but you do realize you sleep by a window. And that you happen to keep it open a lot…" I thought for a moment, wait a second? He had never even been in to my house! How would he know this? "Naruto, how the hell do you know where I sleep, and that I do keep my window open?" There was a silence for a moment, and I just decided to leave it at that, this was no time to punch him in the face, my wrists hurt from training anyway.

"Anyway, why did you call? You know I don't like celebrating on my birthday, it's like, 'Hey, another year, and you still haven't done anything with your life!' You know?"

"I know, I know, but I had to call to see if I could come over, last time a randomly popped up, you hit me in the head with a baseball bat, and I had to go to the emergency room. It hurt bad, I still have a little bump there."

"What? No! Why would I ever allow you to come over, especially on my birthday!"

"Ok, good! I'll be over in fifteen minutes! Look forward to seeing you!"

"What are you-" I was cut off the 'They just hung up' sound.

Dammit, why the hell did he want to come over…oh god, what if he wasn't kidding about the rape thing…oh god…well that's a dumb thought, Naruto would never be that stupid to try and rape me! Or would he? No, no, he wouldn't. Wait a sec, did he say fifteen minutes? Oh my god, it's like he was planning this, was he already on his way? It sounded like he was in his car already! I mean he does live, like an hour away! AHH! Ok, ok, you need to chill Sasuke, you haven't freaked this bad since…hmm…oh yea, Naruto's last birthday present...

"Hey? Are you getting a nose bleed?" Oh, my, god, Naruto's already here?

"What? No!" I turned around and rubbed my nose like hell. Then turned back to face him.

"Wait a second? What the hell are you doing in my house, you didn't even knock, plus I never gave you a key!"

"You know that one week you need someone to house-sit?"

"Uh huh?"

"Yea…um, I made a copy of your key, and…" Dammit, this meant I had to ask the landlord if I could change the locks…not again…first it was Neji, and now Naruto. Man he was going to be pissed.

"Naruto, you do realize, that if I wasn't in such a good mood I would hit you with that bat twice as hard, and tell you to get the fuck out."

"I love you too, Sasuke!" He giggled. Man, just what I wanted for my birthday, a Naruto…even though that's why I go last year…I took a deep breath and chuckled, a little bit.

"Anyway, I really do have a present for you!" He said brightly.

"Naruto, what the hell made you think I would want a present at all?"

"Nothing, but you liked last year's present so much, I thought-"

"One, why were you thinking in the first place? Two, can we not about last year's present? Please?" Oh god, nose bleed, um, um, KITCHIN, CAKE! Yea, yea, go, now before he sees!

"Sasuke?" I had turned around but he held on to my shoulder.

"Is that a nose bleed?" He whispered in my ear, oh god, NOT HELPING!!

"CAKE?" I yelled running to the kitchen. "Yea…" he giggled, oh my god, he did not just giggle, still not helping! I walked a little bit faster, well now it could no longer be called walking per say, more along the lines of jogging, or a light run.

Oh shit…I had no cake, not even a cake mix…oh man…how I was I going to explain this. I peaked around the corner to find Naruto had made himself at home. He had taken off his shoes on the front mat, ok good, and lain down on the couch, in this sorta 'come and get me' kinda way. Ok, now this now bleed was coming, and there was no stopping it. It was like…a…a hose, a little hose that had been turned on full blast. Then, he smirked. And there it went. Bye, bye self control. I ran to the paper towels, and realized I was all out. Damn, what was I gonna do, there's Naruto in the next room, where some tissues are, and the only other place to get to clog up with nose, is in the bathroom, which means I have to go threw the living room, which meant Naruto.

Ok, ok, um…I'll act like I'm looking at the pictures on the wall. Yea, Yea! So just edge around this corner, and, just 'look at these pictures'. "Sasuke, what are you doing?" "Looking at these pictures, I haven't in a while."

"Uh, huh…" Damn, I don't think he's buying it. Then I heard him get up. Oh god, now he was walking toward me. Ok just walk away, now would be nice legs. Move, ahem, MOVE! And he was standing there behind me, wrapping his arms around me, and I couldn't move. So I did the next best thing. Pass out.

I want pwease at least 5 reviews to put up chpter 2, and I have to was for Obsessive to break the 30,000 word mark. Blame her fo the wait.