a/n: Hiya. After seeing Age of Ultron (yes, spoilers, don't read if you've not seen) and Jeremy Renner's Tonight Show video (that's hilarious) after already becoming obsessed with the Hawkguy version of Clint via playing as him on Marvel Heroes and therefore being unhappy with his portrayal in the new film (genuinely nothing to do with Clintasha though coz I'm not a shipper, I'm afraid), I've not been able to get this idea out my head and I saw the film on the UK release day so that was like 23rd April so it's been plaguing my life out. So I thought I'd write it. Pure crack, I do love Clint so no disrespect intended to him, I just reallyl ike him being a tad useless. This introduction is poor English, so I hope the story's better. Hope anyone unhappy with the... relationship issues... in A:AoU gets a bit of joy from this. Thanks guys,
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Clint sat down, heavily, on the sofa, and a plume of dust rose into the air, making his face scrunch up and causing him to sneeze, repeatedly. After a few coughs and splutters, he reached over for his beer through watering eyes and caught the eye of the dog sat wagging tail-trails in the dust coating of the wooden flooring.
"What?"
The dog panted, almost looking like he was smiling, and Clint thought to himself, well, at least someone still loved him.
Then, as the dog wiggled his nose, he remembered the pizza box to his side and sighed.
"Well come up if you're gonna," he snapped, patting his leg.
The dog jumped to its feet, wagging its tail, and leapt onto the sofa causing another eruption of dust.
They looked at each other and Clint sighed. The dog licked his nose, and then, in unison, they both sneezed.
Clint opened the pizza box and held a slice up for the dog.
"Hey, promise me you're not going to leave when the pizzas gone?"
The dog licked its lips, staring at the pizza slice.
"Ah, whatever. Here."
The dog took the pizza greedily, and then settled at his side as Clint turned on the TV.
So much for his 'perfect' life.