Resistance is futile, Neelix. You're going in that maze or else... I'll have the captain bitch at you. No, there's no cheese at the end of the maze. **Sees Q** You go in the maze too. No wait, you don't have to. Once Neelix goes into the maze use your special powers and keep changing the walls to confuse the hedgehog. And if he can't find his way out we'll send Janeway in to whip him like an angry dominatrix! ^_~ That'll get the hedgehog moving. No Chikotay, Janeway will NOT whip you. Get out of the maze. I built it specifically for the hedgehog.
When do I get to whip Neelix? **Looks at Seven** Not yet captain, we have to torture the hedgehog some first. Janeway reminisces about when she was a kid, and as always it has nothing to do with the situation at hand. When I was a kid my favorite game was hungry hungry hippos. But, I've found a better game now! Tourture the Hedgehog! **Tuvok walks into the room** Captain, is this logical to send the hedgehog into the maze? **Janeway glares at Tuvok** Keep talking like that and you'll be in that maze too. Of course it's logical, but you're from Vulcan, you couldn't possibly understand HUMAN logic. It's very logical to torture the hedgehog. **Tuvok raises an eyebrow.** Should I have the doctor here on stand-by? No Tuvok, he's in the galley serving happy Mc Kickasses. Someone had to watch the galley while the hedgehog was being tortured. **Looks back at Seven** Are we ready to start yet? **Seven shakes her head** No captain, Q has to confuse him first. **Janeway sighs** Well, I'll just give a few orders on the com. **Turns on the com.** Mr. Paras, Kick ass up a tree! ASAP! Doctor, keep those happy Mc Kickasses coming! Leutenant Taurus, you're ugly. Get that turtle head of yours back in that turtle shell. The chick who likes Neelix, I can't remember you're name but it's not really important. In fact you're not important on this ship. All you do is whine and cry. Either get it together or get off the ship! Uh, asian guy? What is your name any way? Um, do you do everything Paras says? Paras just told me to give you a messege, beam yourself out into space with no air. Got that? **Stops a moment to sip some BLACK coffee.** Mmmmnnn... I love coffee. **Goes back to bitching.** Are there any Klingons on this ship? No Belanna, you don't count you half breed! If there are any I want you to know the truce is over! It's war! The only reason we put up with you on earth is because we had to, you space invaders. Well we're not on earth anymore are we? I'm sick of you ridgy heads walking around on my ship. Self righteous .... "We're the warrior race".. "Blah, blah, blah. Do this, do that. Heed our command." Lets see... Who else can I bitch at? Borg children, get your sorry butts over here now, we have something important to show you. Just because you were borg at one time doesn't mean your high and mighty attitude cuts it with me. **Turns to Seven** Uh, yes that goes for you too. ** Back to the com** Oh yeah, and all you lackies who work for me, You're like drone ants. Serve the queen bee, I mean ant. Queen ant I say!Your names mean nothing to me. Doctor, keep those happy Mc kickasses coming! **Shouts into the maze** Hedgehog, I'm going to make you squeal! Run hedgehog! **Cracks her whip once** I love the sound of a whip. **Looks at Q** Don't just stand there, confuse the hedgehog! **Tuvok looks out window. Sees asian guy floating by, dead.** O_O() Woah... **Decides to keep his Vulcan mouth shut** **Neelix's girlfriend runs in crying and looking for him** WAHHHH!!! Neelix, where are you!?!?!?! **Janeway cracks the whip and glares** What did I tell you? Into the maze with you! **Turns to Q as the girl runs into the maze to look for Neelix.** Confuse her too Q, and make sure she DOESN'T find Neelix.
When do I get to whip Neelix? **Looks at Seven** Not yet captain, we have to torture the hedgehog some first. Janeway reminisces about when she was a kid, and as always it has nothing to do with the situation at hand. When I was a kid my favorite game was hungry hungry hippos. But, I've found a better game now! Tourture the Hedgehog! **Tuvok walks into the room** Captain, is this logical to send the hedgehog into the maze? **Janeway glares at Tuvok** Keep talking like that and you'll be in that maze too. Of course it's logical, but you're from Vulcan, you couldn't possibly understand HUMAN logic. It's very logical to torture the hedgehog. **Tuvok raises an eyebrow.** Should I have the doctor here on stand-by? No Tuvok, he's in the galley serving happy Mc Kickasses. Someone had to watch the galley while the hedgehog was being tortured. **Looks back at Seven** Are we ready to start yet? **Seven shakes her head** No captain, Q has to confuse him first. **Janeway sighs** Well, I'll just give a few orders on the com. **Turns on the com.** Mr. Paras, Kick ass up a tree! ASAP! Doctor, keep those happy Mc Kickasses coming! Leutenant Taurus, you're ugly. Get that turtle head of yours back in that turtle shell. The chick who likes Neelix, I can't remember you're name but it's not really important. In fact you're not important on this ship. All you do is whine and cry. Either get it together or get off the ship! Uh, asian guy? What is your name any way? Um, do you do everything Paras says? Paras just told me to give you a messege, beam yourself out into space with no air. Got that? **Stops a moment to sip some BLACK coffee.** Mmmmnnn... I love coffee. **Goes back to bitching.** Are there any Klingons on this ship? No Belanna, you don't count you half breed! If there are any I want you to know the truce is over! It's war! The only reason we put up with you on earth is because we had to, you space invaders. Well we're not on earth anymore are we? I'm sick of you ridgy heads walking around on my ship. Self righteous .... "We're the warrior race".. "Blah, blah, blah. Do this, do that. Heed our command." Lets see... Who else can I bitch at? Borg children, get your sorry butts over here now, we have something important to show you. Just because you were borg at one time doesn't mean your high and mighty attitude cuts it with me. **Turns to Seven** Uh, yes that goes for you too. ** Back to the com** Oh yeah, and all you lackies who work for me, You're like drone ants. Serve the queen bee, I mean ant. Queen ant I say!Your names mean nothing to me. Doctor, keep those happy Mc kickasses coming! **Shouts into the maze** Hedgehog, I'm going to make you squeal! Run hedgehog! **Cracks her whip once** I love the sound of a whip. **Looks at Q** Don't just stand there, confuse the hedgehog! **Tuvok looks out window. Sees asian guy floating by, dead.** O_O() Woah... **Decides to keep his Vulcan mouth shut** **Neelix's girlfriend runs in crying and looking for him** WAHHHH!!! Neelix, where are you!?!?!?! **Janeway cracks the whip and glares** What did I tell you? Into the maze with you! **Turns to Q as the girl runs into the maze to look for Neelix.** Confuse her too Q, and make sure she DOESN'T find Neelix.