Disclaimer: KHR don't belong to me or else Xan will be my hubby~

A/N: A short fiction that I wrote long time ago. Enjoy!

Home Alone

It was 9:00 AM when Xanxus was woken up by the alarm. The Varia mansion was strangely quiet. After taking a shower, he went downstairs and found a piece of paper on the way. He started to read it.

'My dear Bossu~,

I'm so sorry for waking you up this early since we weren't able to do so. Everything seems so out of place this morning. Some of the furniture was destroyed badly by Taichou. It was my fault because I tried to braid his hair but he didn't allow me to. Then he attacked me. So as you can see, the hall looks like a mess now. And the refrigerator is about to empty, too. So Taichou, Mammon and I decided to go out to buy all the new stuff and food. It might take quite some time so I'm afraid that you will have to cook your own meals 'cause I didn't have enough time to make one for you. We'll be back at 5:00 PM or later. That's all I want to tell you. Nice day, Bossu~

Love,

Lussuria~'

"Tsk, how annoying…" Xanxus was in the hall as he reached the end of the letter. It was much more of the mess that Lussuria had mentioned. Almost everything was cut into pieces. "Fucking scum."- said Xanxus as he walked into the kitchen for some wine. Luckily, the kitchen was still fine. Throwing the letter on the table, he took a glass of Brandy for himself. Since Xanxus wasn't hungry at all, he decided to take a look at all of the paperwork that Squalo had done.

It took Xanxus more than three hours to read all of them and do the correction. It was right after he finished it that his stomach started to ask for food. He went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and found a load of bread, some eggs, two slices of meat and a bottle of milk. Because Xanxus doesn't know how to cook steak as Lussuria does, he decided to have bread with eggs. He put the eggs into the microwave then turned it on. No sooner did he put the bread on the table than he heard a 'bang' and saw smoke come out from the microwave.

"Fuck", he mumbled.

After finishing his "lunch", Xanxus lied on the couch tiredly "There should be more scum to do all the fucking work." he though as falling asleep.

"Bossu, we're home. Fortunately, we didn't have to wait for too long…"

"Squalo, can you be faster?"

"VVVOOOOOOIIIIIIIII! Shut up, you brat. Be delightful that you don't have to carry all these fucking things! Hurry up, kasu and put them at their right position."

"Yes sir."

"Yes sir."

"Yes ma'am."

"VVOOOOIIIIII! You want me to cut your tongue, Mammon?"

"Try it then, stupid shark."

"VVOOII. Take this!"

"Taichou~ Mammon~, could you stop please…"

"Bossu, where are you? Bossu, Bos…" Lussuria stopped as he saw Xanxus lying on the couch.

"Oh poor Bossu, he must be very tired." Said Lussuria as he approached Xanxus, patting his shoulder. "Wake up Bossu, I'll make you some steak."

Lussuria walked into the kitchen and saw the damaged microwave "Taichou, maybe tomorrow we'll have to go out again."

Xanxus opened his eyes "WHAT?!"