Hello everyone. Ah shit that sounded retarded, but that's not why I'm posting at 1:00 in the morning. Lately, my mind has been flooded with ideas for the Love Hina continuation I plan to write and post, but right now I'm working on another fic.
So, before I explode, I am posting this songfic I was saving for an "Antics" short in the continuation. Oh well, things don't always go as you plan so I'll start the disclaimer now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or the characters. If I did, Motoko would have had Keitaro…after he snapped. I don't own Hanku either, Hanku does (that sounds redundant doesn't it) I am using him out of permission (and he's gonna kill me for this). Finally, I don't own the song "Old School Hollywood", that's the property of System of a Down, their label and anyone else I can't think of right now. Expresses thought, which you'll see only once in here. I think that covers everything, RUN IT!
Old School Keitaro
Hanku: (gets shocked) Ow, I got shocked!
Lee: That's how you know the suit is working.
Hanku: Why do I have to wear this thing?
Lee: So you can do the robotic vocals, haven't you listened to Daft Punk? Hey Sarah you okay with the drums?
Sarah: Yep. You okay with the keyboard Hanku?
Hanku: I am more worried about this "Suit of Wires" (puts the Programmable Mask on).
Lee: (takes out his Double-Neck Guitar and pick) Okay guys, let's do this. Please don't suck. (Starts playing)
Hanku: (sounding robotic) Old school, Keitaro, pussbag, old school Keitaro pussbag
Lee: (imitates Keitaro) Naru goes and kicks my ass
Hanku: Old school Keitaro, Pussbag Keitaro
Lee: Kitsune digs in my wallet lookin' for my cash
Hanku: Old school Keitaro, Pussbag Keitaro
Lee: Old school Keitaro pussbag taking abuse whenever he can
Old school Keitaro pussbag, Man we gotta do something about this
Old school Keitaro, Shit-head Keitaro
Old school Keitaro, Jackass Keitaro
Kaolla Su jump-kicks me in the face
Hanku: Old school Keitaro, pussbag Keitaro
Lee: Sarah follows suit in three seconds
Hanku: Old school Keitaro, pussbag Keitaro
Lee: Old school Keitaro pussbag taking abuse whenever he can
Old school Keitaro pussbag, Man we gotta do something about this
Old school Keitaro, pussbag Keitaro
Old school Keitaro, pussbag Keitaro
Hanku: Old school Keitaro pussbag, old school Keitaro pussbag
Old school Keitaro dumbass, old school Keitaro crack-head
Old school Keitaro inept, old school Keitaro jackass
Old school Keitaro hopeless
Lee: Old school Keitaro pussbag taking abuse whenever he can
Old school Keitaro pussbag, He is starting to get some balls
Old school Keitaro, Dipshit Keitaro
Old school Keitaro, Retard Keitaro
Everyone: Old school Keitaro, Fuckin' Naru
Old school, Defeated Motoko
Lee: Okay songs over, let's help Hanku out of that suit and get out of here before Haruka finds out I'm doing another song parody.
Sarah: Yeah she never got over the "Macarena" parody.
Lee3: That's it for this songfic. Review or flame if you want, I'm outta here.