Title: Real

Author: Keg369

Gear: One Shot

Pairings: None

Warnings: Kyuubi is bisexual

Author Note: my English isn't very good.

Real

Kyuubi no Kitsune was very confused.

One question plagued his foxy brain; night and day he could think of nothing else.

It was a question he ironically shared with half the population of Konoha.

Was Naruto Uzumaki real?

For twelve or so years everything had been, for lack of a better word, 'fuzzy' as if he had taken a very powerful drug that only left him with a few moments conciseness at best.

Then one day on a bridge he woke-up very, very angry. The need to kill a human was such a normal feeling he didn't even realize something was wrong.

The white-hot rage burned through his reason like fire to paper.

So much so he forgot to ask some very important questions. Questions like: How had he gotten too this bridge? What was he doing on said bridge? Why was he in his human form? Why was his human form so young? Why did he care if a pretty black haired human died?

He just went with what he was good at, ripping every thing in sight into little tiny pieces.

Then he saw one of the most exquisite faces he ever seen. It was so stunning coverd in blood - strange to find it on a human let alone a male. But a pretty face was no reason not to waste a good kill. He tried to raise his arm to cut the beauty down.

Tried being the key word. He couldn't move!

When his mouth started to move on its own. He knew he was in real deep shit, Kyuubi no Kitsune, was down to every bone in his body terrified. Then he did something he had never ever done in his very long life - not even as a kit.

He panicked.

He started screaming and then he was in a cage. Kyuubi slammed himself rapidly up against the bars of the cage but nothing happened. He was thrown back every time.

It was dark, wet, and cold. Fortunately or unfortunately his panicked state didn't last very long and he was soon sad? Why the hell was he sad?

Over the course of what he supposed where a few human days he felt random emotions. The foremost of those being loneliness and misery.

But also there was also hope and even an emotion he would go so far as to say was love.Something he hadn't felt in a very very long time. It was when he felt 'love' he saw a transparent string come out from the center of his chest to disappear into the darkness. Where the string connected he had no idea.

It was out of shear boredom he had touched the damn thing. And then he was siting beside a cute young human named Iruka.

Understandably his first impulse was to kill.

But he couldn't move. His body, like before, behaved as if it had a mind of it own. Kept talking about the bridge it was unsettling to say the lest. But seeing as how he apparently couldn't move 'his' body Kyuubi just watched.

'Naruto' stood in front of the cage asking for chakra, threatening that if Kyuubi didn't they would both die. He could only think one thing.

'We're the same demon stupid.'

But then he began to think some more about the situation and had to ask were they the same? He had decided 'Naruto' was the result of himself living twelve years without memory thus making him a very loud split personality.

He gave chakra to his split personality so he would leave the stupid cage and think some more on it. Was 'Naruto' real?

Oh the human body called Naruto was very real and the seal on the body's stomach separated 'Kyuubi' and 'Naruto'. How did that work anyway? Kyuubi had never been concerned with human seals.

But the seal had done more than just kill that stupid yellow human. For one brief moment the child had died.

After he had stopped panicking. Kyuubi vaguely remembered passing a human soul on his way in for it was the only thing he had seen on his way into the small weak human body. And human souls were kinda hard to miss being all white and fluffy.

Was it because the soul had been so resonantly bound to the body? Or perhaps it something the seal was meant to do?

Kyuubi knew not.

In truth he didn't really care. The soul was gone and he remained - that was all that mattered.

Kyuubi after all didn't want to be like the retarded raccoon in any way, shape, or form.

But if Naruto was just a fake personality why hadn't he regained all his memories when the real Kyuubi had woken up?

It was just all so damn frustratingly confusing!

If there was a human soul in the body with him he would say yes Naruto Uzumaki is real pure heart and all that shit.

But Naruto was Kyuubi, without any demon-related memories.

But he couldn't hear Naruto's thoughts or speak to him. No mater how hard he tried. It seemed they had to both try at the same time.

What a headache… he was real if you went by 'I think therefore I am.' Naruto was real or was he?

After all Kyuubi couldn't hear Naruto's thoughts?

Kyuubi just went round and round he couldn't think of an answer. But why did he care about the humans around him?

He loved them and wanted to protect them that was not a natural feeling for him.

The strangest thing about the situation was Naruto acted just like Kyuubi had when he was a kit.

He changed into a female form to fool enemies one of the first illusions kits learned.

Then he had learned how to multiply himself something Kyuubi had loved to do as a three tail.

Naruto was a bit louder than Kyuubi was but other than that the way he acted was dead on. They're 'love' interests were even the same. The first vixen he'd taken to mate had been pink.

It was strange watching his life as a human. But was Naruto real? They shared a soul yes. But what would happen to Naruto if he should regain his memories as Kyuubi?

Kyuubi himself strangely enough cared Naruto was after all himself. Lest what he could have been. He wanted him to live. So was Naruto real?

Kyuubi had a strange feeling he would never know.

Authors Note: Just somethingI was thinking about.