Hello! I'm gonna try to do humor for once, I usually do stories with drama but that's okay, this'll be a lil different
I'll be called Yume in this fic and the author is not me if you get what I'm saying- okie dokie? right! Oh yeah, this fic isn't funny okay, it's just stupid and I know that i'll prolly get no reviews... but oh well. I never did with my other story...
I don't own Naruto, or Krillin.(find out later) I own Yume though! Heehee... or any lyrics, or anything else I don't say!
A Konoha Chick Flick
One fine day in the village of Konoha, a girl named Yume decided to drop by Tsunade's office.
"hello, Tsunade-sama, I have an offer for you." Yume said. Tsuande just blankly stared at her. "Yeah?"
"Yeah! I think that we should make a movie! And with Sasuke and Sakura! and music with soundtracks and actors! And-"
"We don't have any actors in Konoha. we're ninjas!"
"I know but we can find some!"
"Like a contest!" Tsunade gets exited.
"yeah!" Tsunade runs around with Yume cheering up a storm.
"Oh yeah!"
ladadadee...
Everyone was gathered around a stage area in Konoha they never knew existed. Yume and Tsunade are up front.
"We are gathered here today..." Tsunade begins.
"AWW! Cut the crap! We decided we wanna make a movie and we need to have a contest of talent so we can have some actors and some singers for the soundtracks!"
"And actresses." Ino yells in the back.
"Hush! They know, everyone is smart enough to figure out what I meant! Besides Shikamaru and his lazy butt." Then Shikamaru wakes up.
"Huh? Wait what! Uh..." He goes back to sleep... anyway...
"I will be the judge along with best friend Ithu and um... hm... Krillin get over here!" Yume yells and out of no where Krillin form DBZ sits down in the three jugde's seats.
"Okay, Come back in an hour if you ain't ready to present nothin." Tsunade stated. Nobody left.
"How come nobody left?"
"Retard! We were always ready for this! I mean how many other fanfics have we been in were we had to be in a contest! We're prepared remember? We're NINJAS!" Ino said with her annoying voice.
"Right. Up first is Sakura." she walks up on stage.
ladadadee...(from now on it is in drama format)
Sakura: I'll be singing a song and playing the piano. (Sits on the piano seat-where'd it come from? Who cares? She begins.)
Baby, baby, baby
From the day I saw you…… (Later on)
Will you ever know it? (She picks up her cell form her purse, flip it open)
"I'm gonna have to just go ahead and call this boy.
Hello? Can I speak to -- to Sasuke?
Oh hey, how you doin?
Uh, I feel kinda silly doin' this,
But um, this is Sakura your team mate from team seven- on 39th and Lennox
You know, the one with the pink hair?
Yeah, well I see you on Wednesdays all the time
You come in every Wednesday on your lunch break, I think
And you always order the special, with the hot chocolate
And Kakashi be tripping and stuff
Talking bout we gotta concentrate
But I always do my best for you
Cause I think you're really sexy.
Anyway you always got on that fly blue ninja outift
'n your shoes are shining all dark
So, whatchu do? Oh, word? Yeah, that's interesting
Look man, I mean I don't wanna waste your time but
I know girls don't usually do this,
But I was wondering if maybe we could get together
Outside training one day
Cause I do look a lot different outside my work clothes
I mean we could just go across the street to the park right here
Wait, hold up, my cell phone's breakin up, hold up
Can you hear me now? Yeah
So, what day did you say?
Oh yeah, Thursday's perfect, man:."
And it feels like oooo
You don't know my name
(round and round and round we go, will you ever know)
She finished playing the song and looked at Sasuke. He put down his cell phone and they walked off into the backstage area.
Tsunade: yeah, that was good actually! Put some braids in her frilly pink hair and we got some soul! Alicia keys girl!
Yume: she rockin my style! I could do better-oh yeah, she passes! But I think we should tell her later, who knows what she's doin back there with Sasuke...
Krillin (waxing his shinin bald head): yeah... whatever... Next up is Sasuke, oh wait you I don't think that-
Sasuke: I'm here. (He runs onto the stage) I'm going to show you the correct way to be engaged in a sexual intercourse. My partner-Sakura-
Yume: Whoa Whoa whoa! WHOA! There are children in da house!...Put it on film.- You pass! (Tsunade and Krillin stare blankly at her.) What? If you need a good actor, one might as well not be shy...
Tsunade: good point. Next up! Go Naruto!
Naruto:(walks in looking like a girl(sexy no justu) and is wearing a sexy red dress with a jean jacket and red stilettos.) I can model.
Ino:(fashion announcer) Naruto is modeling an ultra sexy dress perfect for a date to he movie with some baka boyfriend that is too lazy to even go-the latest fashion in Delaware!(Naruto changes clothes by using Justu) This bikini is perfect for any woman with any size breasts and butt! Yes Tsunade, you could wear it too! And even has the latest voice built in for warning of Jiraiya! It's a must buy!-
Tsunade:okay! You know, I hated it! Naruto don't be so.. so.. "happy" You fail! -Yume and Krillin nod-
Krillin(Android 18 comes buy out of the sky and drags him with her) wait! honey! What are you Uh forget it! Later Naruto gang! -he waves-
Yume: Yeah... WEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll, on with the contest! Kakashi! You're up baby! (Yume winks at him)
Kakashi: I can do expressions of everyone-good for an actor right? and I can be a stunt devil! (Kakashi begins walk around like an innocent little girl-but in a slutty way.) Sasuke-kun! Daijoubu-ka!
Tsunade : I just realized that I'm not supposed to be judging.(cricket noises everyone goes quit) Misatonoyume You BAKA! You left out Ithu!(Tsunade went chibi)
Yume: No she didn't. (Sounds innocent) Ithu is busy and so I figured you could take her place for a bit.(kitty cat face)
(Everyone turns to Ithu who is chasing after chikins)
Ithu: CHIKINS! YEAH!(she keeps chasing them) I love fried chikin! Do you think Cloud likes fried chikin! YEAH HE DOES!
Kakashi: She is chasing chickins because?...
Tsunade: Who's cloud?
Ithu: He's mine! Cloud is all mine mwahahaha!cough cough. I'm better now. (takes a seat with judges.)
Yume: Cloud's her fave character of Final fantasy is all, don't worry about it... Okay, so Kakashi-you pass!
Ithu: PASS!
Tsunade: Why? He imitated Sakura crying over Sasuke? So what?
Ithu and Yume: because we love him! And besides, we wanna!
Tsunade:...next!
(Ino and Shikamaru walk out. Including some people in tanks and Capri's with some Nike's on and hats)
Ino: I'm gonna sing and dance- Shika-kun?
Shikamaru: I'm rapping yo! bling bling!( tries to look ghetto but still has his lazy face)
Ino: okay, music (music begins and she starts to dance)
Verse 1:
Hook:
Oh, 'round here we ridin' slow
We keep it gutta, you should know
Gettin' crunk off in tha club we gets low, oh
Oh (oh), all my ladies to tha flo'
Handle it ladies back it up
Gettin crunk up in tha club we gets low, oh
Verse 2:
Buddy take a new whip, paint strip, bowlin' ball
Still smoke unemsmote(?), wood-grain on tha wall
Light-skinned thick chicks, fellas call 'em redbones
Rap (Shika):(Dancers leave and Ino backs all up on Shikamaru)
Southern-style, get wild, old skools comin' down in a
different color whip (whip, whip)
Picture perfect, you might wanna take a flick flick flick flick
flick
Call up Jazze tell him pop up the bottles cuz we got another hit
(hit, hit)
Wanna go platinum? I'm who you should get get get get get
Shikamaru on tha track, get back trick, switch on tha 'Lac, I'm
Flexin still
Same price every time, hot song, jumped on cuz my Ino got sex
appeal
And I keep the meanest, cleanest, baddest, spinnin on stainless
wheels
Could care less about your genus, I bump ya status, I keep the….
Shikamaru: Peace out niggas!
Ino: You like that! Right! You ain't know we could ride like that! I'm just so sexy!
Tsunade: Shikamaru, pass. Ino, well I'm not sure. You was kinda sloppy on the voice. try to sing only, or dance only, both just ain't workin.
Yume: Shikamaru! Pass!
Ithu: Ino, get a life!
Ino: Lil girl! (gets all up in Ithu's face)
Ithu: anybody can shake a butt even if they don't got one. Who cares, that ain't art! that's some crappy stuff! Utada Hikaru is way better!
Yume: yeah, that's true, I mean I'm black so what, I can shake a butt, and it ain't that hard. Plus, you did it wrong anyway-Next!
(Chouji comes out) Chouji: I'll be stripping while eating a ham sandwich.
( he begins by taking a bite of his sandwich, and pulling off his shirt.
Yume and Ithu: OH GOD! HE FAILS HE FAILS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! MY EYES THEY BUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!
Tsunade: Um... Chouji, not to be rude or anything but...WE DON'T NEED TO SEE NONE A DAT! PLEASE, WE HAVE MICHEAL JACKSON WE DON'T WANT THAT EITHER! HE'S COOL AND ALL BUT WEDON'T NEED TO SEE NONE OF THAT!
Chouji: okay...(walks away eating sandwich.)
Tsunade: you guys do realize that I'm still judging right? (MisatoNoYume nods) why?
MisatoNoYume:(shrugs) I dunno. I'm forgetful...) but who cares, Jiraiya is next! This'll be good. Tsunade come with me.
Tsunade: why? I don't wanna! I'm, the Hokage!
MisatoNoYume: and I'm yo mava! let's go!
Tsunade:(walks of backstage) Hey! Stop making me do this! I'm the judge-
MisatoNoYume: no you ain't. I remembered for once. This is where Jiraiya comes in...
Tsunade(on stage in a bathing suit., somehow in a hot springs bath on stage)
Jiraiya walks in as if he were crocodile hunter: awa Crocky! This is a abslute beuateh! Look at this here! It's a sexy Tsunade! The female species is not one to be dealt with without strautgy! This is all for motivetion not because I'm perverted. To write Icha Icha the series, you must find such things as these-
Tsunade: Why am in this!
Jiraiya: Feisty aren't they! This is marvelous... and all I need to do is tame her...(Kakashi watches in awe)
(Jiraiya comes up to Tsunade and 'tries' key word there 'tries to 'tame' her Tsunade punches him into the air so he'd get off of her.)
Tsunade: Pervert!
Kakashi: Hm.. Funny? It seemed to work in the book..(reading his novel)
Anko: Pervert.(slaps him in the face, taking the book. and he pouts)
Yume: KAKASHI! I LOVE MY SENSEI! (EVERYONE STARES AT HER)
WHAT? I HAVEN'T SAID MUCH FOR THE PAST COUPLES OF MINUTES...GOSH!
Ithu: Mean either... next up OROCHIMARU AND KABUTO!
Oronchimaru : I can belly dance. He can play the flute.
Kabuto :(waves holding Flute. He begins)
When it's all done...
Everyone else: NANI!
Yume: Go Kabuto! You're hott!
Kakashi: I thought you loved me?...(teary eyed.)
Yume: I still love my sensei! But I just got a thing for young anime guys with silver hair!
Kakashi and Kabuto: (smiles)
Orochimaru: and?...
Ithu: Orochimaru! (stares from everyone) What? it was kewl...
Tsunade(back in normal outfit) Whatever, hey! the Sand sibs are here! and the sound 5! Well, only Kimimaru...
Kimimaru: I can build a skeleton.
Tsunade: So? If you're a ninja you should.
Kimimaru: with my own real bones! (build skeleton from his own)
Tada!
Yume: Uh, yeah. Pass!
Tsunade: why? he's a bad guy, we can't allow it! Orochimaru shouldn't be allowed to pass either!
Yume and Ithu: but he has silver hair!
Tsunade: okay, fine I give up! I'm not even the judge anyway! She walks away to the backstage with everyone else.
Yume: Next! Gaara-
Lee: Wait up! I and Gai have a skit for you guys!
Ithu: finally some actors!
Lee: I finally did it sensei!
Gai: I new you could! Oh Lee!
Lee: Sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Sensei!(hugs in the sunset)
Yume: AWWWWWWWWWWWW(everyone looks at her) cough cough I mean um, ew! Fags!
Ithu:(laughing) they most diffidently fail! hahahaha
Yume: Okay, we're done.
Everyone who didn't go: What! I never go to go yet!
Yume: I know.
Ithu: We lied, you don't need to compete to be in the movie, everyone's in it!
(everyone from Naruto does fall anime style)
Yume: We just felt like doing this so you guys can make a fool out of yourselves on is all!
Ithu: plus, it was fun!
(everyone glares ready to attack)
Yume and Ithu: don't look at us! MisatoNoYume!
ladadadee...
I hope you liked! Please review I like it whether it's a meanie review or not because I needs something to keep me writing! The way you spell chicken is like "chicken" but Ithu likes to spell it that way and that's why I always spell it that way when referring to her. Some of the spelling errors are purposely made okay? Ja mata,
MisatoNoYume