Hey! This is my first fic. It was a challange fic from a friend. I know it's a little weird, but I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter would I be writing this?

Neville's Surprise Party

"Okay, Neville should be here any minute" Narcissa said. "Let's hide"

"Hold on, who's going to turn out the lights" Harry asked frantically.

"I want to" Draco exclaimed.

"I want to, too. Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors" Hary suggested.

"Rock, paper, scissors" Draco and Harry shouted together.

"Look, I won" Draco shouted waving his hands and arms around.

Draco turned off the lights. Then, he lept behind the couch with his mum, Harry and Ron.

"Ron, why do you have on that ridiciulous blue leather jacket, dear" Narcissa questioned.

"What? I don't have on a blue leather jacket! Oh, wait, hold on... Yes I do. Sry" Ron said stupidly.

Suddenly, the door flew open. Everyone jumped out from behind the couch. "Surprise" they all shouted. "Happy Birthday, Neville"

"Oh, thanks, you guys. But why is everything green" he asked, noticing that the cake, plates, napkins, forks, and tablecloth were all seafoam green.

"Your favourite colour is green... isn't it" Ron asked.

"No, my favourite clour is baby blue."

"Baby blue? I always thought it was green" Draco commented. "Oh, well."

"Okay, well let's play a game." Narcissa said, haning everyone a small piece of paper. "Okay write down three words that start with 'l.'"

The four boys started writing. After about a minute, Narcissa asked the boys to share what they had written.

"Lima beans" Harry said in a serious tone. "S'only one I could think of." Everyone laughed at him.

Next was Ron. "Licorice, lollipop and lacrosse" he said proudly.

Then went Draco. "Lager, lagoon, llama" he told them all.

Neville went after him. "Lethory and levee and levity."

"Gosh, I didn't know you knew such big words" Draco said jokingly.

"So, who won" Harry questioned. He was obviously proud of his 'lima beans.'

"Uh, there are no winners" Narcissa said calmly.

"Then what was the point" Ron asked.

"Uh... there was no point" she said in that same calm tone. "Let's play another game" she added gleefully.

"Okay, what do we do" Neville asked her.

"We confess our deepest secrets" Narcissa told them tranquilly.

"You can go first, Mum" Draco insisted.

"I have an undying love for chocolate pudding. Had it since I was twelve. I would eat at least five bowls a day, everyday" she admitted to them. "Neville can go next."

"I've taken hula classes since I was nine. I'll show you what I've learned, if you'd like" he offered.

"Sure" Ron sniggered.

Neville jumped onto the coffee table. His clothes suddenly changed into a coconut bra, bright yellow swimming trunks with a green grass skirt over them. Then he started to wiggle his hips and move his arms from side to side.

Hary, Draco, Ron, and Narcissa burst into loud fits of laughter. Harry fell to floor, because he was laughing so hard.

"What? It took me seven years to learn how to do that" Neville yelled at them.

Harry stopped laughing and wiped at his eyes. "I'm sorry, nevy. Okay, well, why don't we eat the cake"

"Okay." Neville stepped off the coffee table and sat at the table with the cake on it, still in his hula attire. "Can you turn the cake blue"

"Sure, I'll turn the cake blue" Narcissa replied. She took out her wand and gave it a slight swish. The cake instantly turned blue.

Unfortunately, Naricssa turned the cake into a blue bomb. When she cut into it, it exploded. Everything within a four-mile radius was instantly covered with baby blue icing.