AN: Ok people I'll try to keep these as short as possible. First off Introductions, I'm Kit or Foxi e, whatever floats your boat. I've been on FFN for 5 years and this is my first FanFic because I'm usually horrible at writing them, I prefer to write my own stories. 0n an aside I'm currently listening to "Ghost Busters" the original version of the song that is actually called "Thunder Busters"[ also if I ever publish a book then I will probably write FanFic on them featuring what else I could've done with my story.] I am female if you didn't already guess by my writing style. And thus you NEVER ask a gal her age. I'm Young that is all you need to know.
MEANING TO THE UNIVERSE
"word" OBVIOUS/ MESA BESA SARCASTA!(Sorry I needed to get Jar-Jar Binks out of my head) OR AN ALTERNATE NAME FOR A CARACTER
'word' THINKING
**word ** IMPORTANT FOR LATER
That's all for now folks!
Disclaimer: me no own *POUT*
FFN Disclaimer: I don't own dbz, know how to speak Japanese so please ignore any and all misspelled and miss labeled things and people, nor did I intentionally copy another authors work thus any and all coincidence I apologize for in advance just in case. And if you do find similarities please tell the story title and author so I can read it and apologist to the author personally.
Chapter 1 – Orange Star Highschool
It was a normal enough day at Orange Star High; Videl had been called out to help the seemingly ever increasingly inept police of Satan City to stop three crimes. And that was before first period had officially started ** CUE: EYE ROLL**, Gohan had mysteriously disappeared for a few seconds there too now that they thought of it, but this was all quickly forgotten in favor of the latest gossip about how Ricky had gotten Lauren preggers. In fact no one even noticed that both Gohan and Videl weren't there at the moment; which was most peculiar for the two of them were customarily the center of attention for one thing or another, Videl because her Father is The Hercule Satan, and she was the so called by the media "Savior of the City", and Gohan because of his nerdy brainy nessy **taken directly from the "brain" of one Pencil Sharpener** and oddness.
Whatever could so call the bloodhound- I mean students and faculty attentions away from our ever so beloved soon-to-be-mated [and totally out of the know on that one **Hint-Hint**] crime fighting heroing couple? Why some new students of course! Three to be exact! All transferring in during the middleish of the school year and only a mount after the last one! Even more so peculiar is the fact that they were all the same age, and would be in the same class along with Gohan and Videl! How odd!
'Seash I wonder how many more fuckin' robberies an shit that'll try today, those stupid bastards are really getting on my nerves more than usually lately. And the more I have to respond to those stupide calls the more likely someone will notice. Even if 'I'm usually only gone for a few minutes to split and then merge this is still getting too fucking risky! I was already late this morning thanks to that drunk driver, who the hell gets drunk in the morning anyway?' Where the thoughts of one Son "Kazuma" Gohan a once half-Sayian half-Demon-human mix. While a curious person might ask themselves how you can go from being a half Sayian to being something else. Well quite simply you take two devil spawns (Chibis) and add in a tired babysitter times two, a pinch of two broads shopping, and two fighters fighting, next add access to insane amounts of sugar in both raw and process forms given to said devil spawn by a dotty ditsy doting grandmother and a cowering Kami and Mr. Popo, then add in for good measure seven dragon balls, a Dragon Ball tracker, and the Idea that it would be a good idea to see Vegeta-sai up and running again, finally add a mischievous dragon who was sick and tired and decided to get revenge for his state by messing round with the Z Fighters. Stir until good and a chaotic and bake for 3 days and you get Gohan's current status.
**FLASHBACK TO 1 MONTH AGO**
Chichi and Bulma where feeling tired so they decided to take a trip to Paris for the day to treat themselves to some shopping, meanwhile Vegeta and Gohan had snuck away and secretly where furiously sparing in the GR all day. Thus the two poor babysitters hassled and frazzled where tied at an undisclosed location in CC and wouldn't be found till 3 days after the incident. Bunny and Dr. Briefs were too trusting in the boys and let them do as they wished because they had too much to do for the ball that was being held the next night. Dende was flat out too frightened to do anything but to comply with the already sugar crazed Chibis when they demanded more sugar, soda, and coffee. And poor Mr. Popo's famous cookies never were seen again. The Chibis having already gotten hold of the DBTracker500 and the crazy idea to resurrect Vegeta-sai along with all the Sayians set out to collect the famed Dragon Balls but that is an anecdote for a later date in time. Within several hours they found all of the balls and decided to go to the Great Desert the farthest away from every one and made their wishes. Shenron who had caught a virus the last time he visited the Kais, after he played a game of truth or dare and was given a nigh impossible task, wasn't in a very good mood for being awakened after finally being able to get to bed decided to use the Chibis to exact Revenge on the ones who should be watching them by planting the idea in their heads that it would be also better to have a never ending fridge and freezer and he would give it to them at the price of forever changing the Z Fighters lives with no less than 7 MAJOR changes. Being hungry they naturally accepted.
Every Half and Full Sayian was given back their tails that were now indestructible, Vegeta's well hidden sense of humor was reviled, and much to the shock and horror of every one Trunks received most of his troublemaking and mischievous ways from his father. Goku was given back his memories though they didn't really change the man too much, and due to Shenron's bet was forced back to life until Chichi died and was able and willing to control her husband [Otherworld's living beings were tired of all the food in Otherworld's giant never ending fridge being empty due to goku's eating habits]. Side effects were that due to the wording of the change and cowardice of the residence of Otherworld if Chichi ever died and didn't want to stay she could go back no questions asked. King Yemma in order to save his hearing and head also petitioned to the Supreme Kai for Chichi to be given almost eternal youth in fact they reversed her bodies aging and the slowed it to match that of her mates. After much reviewing Bulma and any future human mates of Sayians where automatically given the same deal. *tch! Wimps* And since we all know that they especially Chichi won't be ready until they sees their great-grandkids married and having children of their own, even then only just maybe.
And Gohan the poor bastard was turned into a full blooded Sayian attitude and all, while still keeping all his potential to be passed down onwards throughout his line. The moon was wished back into existence as well just to torcher Gohan. Not only that, his secrets that he had the Chibis promise to keep were made known to the entire Z Gang, and his cloaking mechanism was mysteriously missing when he woke up after his tail grew back. It turns out that when Gohan had so called given up fighting and training 7 years ago he had in fact secretly been using the hyperbolic time chamber to train at night and on the weekends after spending a 'year' there one Saturday, he had learned how to make it so you could spend as much time there without being trapped by finding the console that mainly controlled the time passing inside the chamber in proportion to the time passing outside the chamber. However he while figuring out how to work it he accidently pushed button that made it so that for six minutes outside three years passed inside, it took him all three years and another six months to finish studying it and reversing what he did. When he got out he asked Dende to slow down his aging to a ridiculously slow ratio, yet the damage was done Gohan went from being 12 when he was supposed to be 11 to being 17 in less than two days. Seeing this he created a type of cloaking device that would mask his added years, height, weight, and muscle.
**FLASHBACK END**
Needless to say both Chichi and Vegeta were very pissed un-happy campers, however for entirely different reasons. Vegeta was furious that Gohan had an unfair advantage and had gotten so far above him that he had held back every time that they had secretly spared [yet he was also pleased that he had kept true to his Sayian side and continued to train]. Chichi at first was mad about how Gohan lied to her and did not focus all his attention on his studies, then when she found out [after Gohan had let it slip to get her off his back] that Gohan had taken all his books with him and when he finished those had Dende get him more advanced books; Eventually when he was "13" it got to the point that he could learn no more from books, so Mr. Popo helped him disguise himself while Korin found a University for him to go to and Dende with the help of Piccolo made a backstory and new identity for him. **Chichi doesn't know about the different ID she just knows about his degrees** Then she was mad that she didn't have any grandkids yet. It all ended in Gohan's new promotion to a First Class Elite, and Mastery and/or Doctorates in several areas of study, such as Advanced Science Analysis and Development, Physics, and the license to care for Humans, Sayians*gotten this off planet* , Animals, and several other species *again gotten this off planet*. Yet to show mercy to her family was a large no-no in Chichi's book, thus ending Gohan up in the cruel hands of the teenage population of Orange Star Highschool as punishment.
Gohan sighed as he remembered his mother's reaction to seeing him for the first time after The Incident without his watch on. Oh how that banshee screamed and raved at his deception, honestly he thought that his new sense of hearing was going to be lost to him forever if she hadn't shut it. His 24 year-old features were yet again hidden with the mask of a "weak" 17 year-old thanks to the watch that he had developed years ago, as he suffered the daily mundane of highschool for half a year due to his weakness to her shrill voice' Frying Pan Of Doom *tm by Chichi corp.*' and the stupid alliance.
Sighing again he looked out the corner of his eye at Videl two seats over and winched ad the implications his suspicions had for the both of them, or more importantly his hearing. He had noticed that whenever Videl raised her voice even the sliest change of pitch sent his instincts on a rampage to fix whatever was the problem, he was deliberately nice and went easy on her even she was acting as a class-A bitchy snob. Remembering that earlier that morning in the hall he sighed again.
**FLASHBACK COMMENCE FOR I COMAND YOU!**
Gohan was running through the halls at a speed that was more fitting for a Olympic racer than a seemingly geeky highschooler. He was late this morning due to Goten having a case of off and on stomach aces after having consumed so much sugar and didn't use him as a springboard, this had already happened eight times since he had started school. "Tcsh the little brat." Was all that could be said about such matters in public settings. And just as Gohan had started to slow down to turn a corner that would lead him to his classroom… BAM! He Ran into a person who was surprisingly enough able to send him tumbling to the ground, though only just so with the help of a suddenly appearing banana peel right under his foot that disappeared after its mystical duty was accomplished completely un noticed to the couple now residing on the floor. When Gohan and the mystery person had gotten their barings they both looked at the other at the same time, and to the startlement of few it was none other than the person he "feared" the most. Videl.
"Gee I'm sorry Videl, I didn't see you there!" Gohan was surprise that he could keep the sarcasm out of his voice. While Videl just saw this as another slight about her size form him grumpily replied, "Whatever Gohan! Just get off me would Ya'? It feels like you're an entire building for Kami's sake! What the hell did you eat for breakfast? An entire all you can eat buffet?" She ended sarcastically as she waited for him to focus and get off of her. 'not that I mind too much he's not that heavy, in fact it is almost as if he was already holding himself off of her to protect her of just what she had accuse him of trying to do earlier, it actually feels kinda goo- wait no it didn't! She was Videl Satan! She didn't think that it feels good for a boy to lie on top of her, and his muscles so didn't cause her belly to flutter, no Sir-ie they did not, neither did his sent being so close to her cause her knees to weaken, nor did his breath fanning hot across her face cause her own breath to hitch and her mind to race at a 100miles per hour coming up with many different scenarios of what he could do to her in this position and her body was certainly not disobeying her direct orders by responding to them and him!'
"N-no a b-bit m-more actually." Gohan said in a seemingly sheepish voice that belied his inner thoughts 'wow I can actually stutter to through this pesky human [that has way too much influence on me] off my tail, as he offered his hand to her in order to help her up. "No thanks I'd probably break you." Videl said as she brushed the proffered hand off in order to stop anymore thoughts of Gohan from running through her head. Gohan frustrated thought, 'UUGH! I'm sick and tired of having to pretend that I'm weak just to keep the alliance that Earth-sai and Vegeta-sai had spent weeks creating! I hate that I'm so weak when it comes to a human girl! I hate that I can't just claim her as my mate and stop those dame ogling bastards form even thinking of her! I hate those stupid Chibis for causing my secrets to be reviled. I hate that the ambassadors form Earth insisted that a Sayian be present in the school system before they introduce other aliens to the world as students! And I especially hate those Idiots for Sayians for not only agreeing but for giving my dame mother an idea! And I really hate those moraines for not being able to see a warrior who can incinerate them in a millisecond. Stupid facades for fucking peace. Stupid fucking idiot names. And stupid fucki- wait w-w-wait d-did I-I just say Mate!? Fuck this can't be happening, the full moon is coming, and so is the mating cycle, I can't have a mate she would be in danger if I didn't mate and claim her beforehand, or else I'll end up hurting her maybe even killing Videl in the process along with anyone who tried to keep her from me. Wait when did I start to plane what to do? She's not my mate! She's not my mate! She's not my mate! She's not my mate! She smells so goo- Fuck! I need to go talk with someone soon!' Was all Gohan could focus on as he watched her stand up.
"See you in class Gohan, you better hurry or you'll be late as usual, hake they are even sending me now to search for you!" Videl flippantly said over her shoulder as she walked back to class.
"Crud! Thanks for the reminder Videl!" Gohan shouted to her as e stooped to pick up his spilt books, he glanced up to see her giving him a small smile before she disappeared out or sight and into the class room.
'It's going to be an adventure living the rest of my life with her that's for sure if just a small smile can affect me so.' He felt his heart flutter and rise before it dropped to the pit of his stomach.
Just as he reached the class room door the tardy bell rang breaking Gohan out of his reverie to horrifying new thoughts of screaming banshees. 'Tcsh just what I fucking need! Late again!'
**FLASHSABACHSA ENDSA opps looks like I don't have him out quite yet ;p**
'Humm I wonder when I'll get mom's pissed off call.' Were Gohan's only thoughts as he "listened" to the teacher drone on and on about the "new" material that class would be starting that day and would be focusing on for the next few weeks. He had naturally already learned it when he was six. His wandering thoughts were interrupted when a knock resonated from the wooden door to the small room. Mr. Yahamari quickly told the knocker to come in as the students who were still awake sighed, and the sleeping ones sat at a startled attention.
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AN: Ok I hope you stuck in there through all the sarcasm, bad jokes and lengthy explanations but I wanted to get a good majority of it and the back story out of the way. The next chapters will probably end up being kinda explanation heavy as I set the story's tone and beginning to weave in some more key themes and characters. Sorry. But I do promise to put some really juicy things in to get you through. Key note there will be adultish romantic and violence in this story, but I will never go into detail about what they do exactly instead I'll talk about their emotional feelings, and I'll avoid long fight scenes like the plague. I'm also unsure about how often I'll be able to update due to a really hectic life. Also I'm well aware of the fact of the matter about the realism in this FICTION story written by a FAN and how it seems nonexistent, but as I assume that you have seen the original Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z if you're on this site. Other than that send me a review if you would like to add something or if you just want to say I'm crazy and cheesy.