26 Ways to Tell if You Are Totally Addicted to Artemis Fowl

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. If I did, I'd have better things to do than waste my life on fanfiction.

I am under 16, so cut me some slack because the writing may not be good.

1. You call him Arty instead of Artemis most if the time.

2. You use the phrase randomosity a lot.

3. You talk about it A LOT and it annoys your friends and family members who haven't read Artemis Fowl.

4. You've made up a theme song for what you think it will sound like in the movie.

5. You practice character's lines in the mirror so you can try out when the movie comes out.

6. You make up characters for it.

7. You practice the lines of your made up character and plan on submitting him/her to the movie as another character so you can try out for him/her.

8. You dream about it.

9. You've become a lot more smart-alecky after you read Artemis Fowl

10. You have at least one picture in your room relating to Artemis Fowl and plan on getting more.

11. You think 5 is lucky.

12. You think 4 is unlucky

13. You say Oh my Frond a lot, even if it annoys people.*

14. read the books OVER and OVER and OVER and never get sick of it.

15. You've read one Artemis Fowl book in a day.

16. You're starting to hate the people who are making the movies because they keep putting it off, and they've been making it off and on for like five years.

17. You daydream about it in class.

18. You doodle the characters.

19. You write a lot of fanfics for it.

20. You call it AF and AI and EC** and OD and LC and TP and AC and TLG (or TG) and everyone stares at you like, what?

21. You've written parodies or songfics about the characters.

22. You pretend you're one of the characters at night when you're supposed to be sleeping.

23. You wish you could fly

24. You wish you were a fairy

25. You have a crush on at least one character

26. You say D'Arvit when something goes wrong.

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Author's notes: *Funny story: well, I think it's funny but it's hard to make it funny in writing.

So, I have two friends, randomosity4arty and another friend who we will call S who have read the Artemis Fowl series, and I have three other friends (L, A, and E) who have not read it. So randomosity4arty says Oh My Frond A LOT. She says it so much that our friend L who has not even read the series started saying Oh my Frond. (But she only did it like twice and then she stopped)

**Ever noticed that the Eternity Code has the same initials as Eoin Colfer? I just noticed that as I was typing it.