Okay this is very out of character on how the actually halflife characters act but it's just meant to be funny and I actually don't like half life that much but I thought it would be fun to write a fic about it so now that the useless notes are over 8D on with the story.

Gorden Freemen walked in his lab humming the wiggles theme song "Time to do mah work" He said walking towards the computer

then letting out a loud gasp at what he saw on his special seat "Headcrabbbb!" he screamed pointing at the thing that

slightly resembled a uncooked chicken

and ran around in circles before stumbling across a cheese puff he stared it down drooling then reached out a hand

and picked it up stuffing it in his mouth

and drooling then picked it up stuffing it in his mouth

"Tasty" he said happily and walked to his desk forgetting all about the headcrab that

was sitting on the chair as he sat down he noticed a mushy feeling on his butt and a headcrab squealing angrily "oopsys"

he said as he was about to stand up before the headcrab bit down on his hand making it bleed 'why you little *&%$$"

he yelled flinging the headcrab causing it to squeal and hit the wall with a thump "haha got you suckah" he taunted it but

soon it got up waving it's little arms menacingly and flinging itself towards him as he screamed running to the door only to find that it was locked he looked around frantically as the headcrab approached growling lowly as it prepared to pounce but just then Gordan saw a open window he ran towards it quickly just as the headcrab pounced

causing it to hit the door it bolted back up and it scurried furiously

after Gordan as he climbed out the window and shut it quickly just as the headcrab got there he sighed in relief

as he heard the head crabs angry but muffled squeals but he soon found out that he left his soda in the lab

and he hated when his soda got warm so he ran around to the door that led to his lab and ran in after his soda the headcrab

got up where it was sulking and jumped after him "I got you now" it thought to itself hysterically and jumped towards him

blindly clinging to the soda and drinking it greedily thinking it had his brains "My soda! noooooooo!" he screamed as the

headcrab fell to the ground bloated and happily believing that he sucked out the brains of his victim Gordan looked

at the empty soda sadly "I guess I will have to buy a new one.." he muttered and walked out the door just

then the headcrab rolled over looking at the empty soda can and seeing that Gordan was gone"curse youuuuuuuu!" he said angrily but since he was a headcrab all that it sounded like was a high pitched but angry squeal

that Gordan heard as he walked to his vehicle hopping in it and driving to the nearest place he could get some soda.