A/N: I got the idea for this last month, after taking part in a student production of The Pirates of Penzance. The first two songs are based on 'When a felon's not engaged in his employment' and 'I am the very model of a modern Major-General'. More to come, if people like it...
"When a Jedi's not engaged in her employment"
Spare a thought for the Sith troopers on Taris, toiling loyally away for their Dark Lord, only to be blown to smithereens in his futile attempt to kill Bastila...
SITH
COMMANDER
When a
Jedi's not engaged in her employment, (Her employment)
And is
trying not to let herself be found, ('Self be found)
By the
time that we've completed our deployment (Our deployment)
She's
certain to have vanished underground. (Underground.)
We try our
best to conquer our frustrations (Our frustrations)
When
there's military duty to be done, (To be done)
But our
mission's running into complications – (Complications...)
A Sith
Trooper's lot is not a happy one!
CHORUS
Oh, when
there's military duty to be done, to be done
A Sith
Trooper's lot is not a happy one.
(Happy
one.)
SITH
COMMANDER
When
Republic troops are hiding in the city, (In the city)
When
they've slipped the grasp of every Sith platoon, (Sith platoon)
The
situation won't be looking pretty (Looking pretty)
If we
don't get on and find them pretty soon! (Pretty soon.)
They say
Lord Malak's running out of patience, (Out of patience)
And I've
heard he blows up planets just for fun, (Just for fun)
When our
mission's running into complications, (Complications...)
A Sith
Trooper's lot is not a happy one!
CHORUS
Oh, when
there's military duty to be done, to be done
A Sith
Trooper's lot is not a happy one.
(Happy
one.)