Disclaimer: Basically, I own none of this. X-files belongs to Chris Carter...etc... and the true TWELVE DAYS OF X-FILES CHRISTMAS is by Perry1, this is just my fanfic of a fanfic. And the true fanfic kicks some major butt! Perry1 if you read this, I hope you're not mad or insulted, but I'm am really jealous!

A/N: Please be kind, this is my second fic, and please review! Oh one more thing! If anyone knows in which episode someone refers to Scully as "Ice Queen" would be loved forever! And now ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, here's The X-Files Twelve Days Of Christmas, Villains Special.

On the first day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

A liver-eating genetic mutant

On the second day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant

On the third day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Seven talking tattoos,
Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the eight day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Eight hair and nail fetishes
Seven talking tattoos,
Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Nine devil worshipping substitute teachers,
Eight hair and nail fetishes
Seven talking tattoos,
Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the tenth day of Chrirstmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Ten alien bounty hunters
Nine devil worshipping substitute teachers,
Eight hair and nail fetishes
Seven talking tattoos,
Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Eleven cancer-eating freaks
Ten alien bounty hunters
Nine devil worshipping substitute teachers,
Eight hair and nail fetishes
Seven talking tattoos,
Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my "partner" gave to me,

Twelve Indian mystics
Eleven cancer-eating freaks
Ten alien bounty hunters
Nine devil worshipping substitute teachers,
Eight hair and nail fetishes
Seven talking tattoos,
Six pyrokinetic killers
Five Chinga dolls
Four super soldiers
Three peacock brothers
Two evil EVE girls
and a liver-eating genetic mutant.

A/N: Hope you like! Please read and review! Also if you want to read the real Twelve Days of X-Files Christmas, it's by Perry1!