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This is a story by my friend, FluffDaddy'sGirl. I get no credit whtasoever, I'm just posting it for her because we're sharing an account.
Sesshomaru and his group were traveling, as usual, still on the trail of Naraku. Sesshomaru had noticed that Rin was unusually quiet and was a little freaked out, but of course he didn't show it.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, I have a question.
Sesshomaru realized that this was why she was quiet.
Rin: Where do babies come from?
Sesshomaru: -Walks a little faster and does not reply-
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, please slow down! Rin can't keep up!
Sesshomaru: -Stats jogging away from the freaky little child-
Rin: Will Lord Sesshomaru answer Rin's question?
Sesshomaru: -Starts to run-
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, Rin can't go any faster, Rin's running out of breath!
Sesshomaru: -Gets a very bad thought and a funny look on his face-
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, look out!
Sesshomaru: Huh? -Falls off edge of very high cliff- Ahhhhhhh! -SPLAT-
Rin: -From top of cliff- LORD SESSHOMARU, I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Sesshomaru: -In pain- Not... Now... Rin!
Rin: -Still from top off cliff- OKAY, LORD SESSHOMARU, RIN CAN WAIT!!!
Sesshomaru: -Eye twitches- -to him self- Why do I keep her? Sometimes she scares me... Maybe I can ditch her in the river... Or better, feed her to Jaken!