Finland: Hello! It's me Finland! And I'm here to tell you a story! But not just any story! I'm about to tell you a very special story. Now let's start! We begin our story inside an innocent cottage.
Britain : You bloody wanker!
Finland: Ok maybe not so innocent...So anyways , once upon a time there lived a puny little nation named Britain.
Britain: I'm not puny you bloody git! I'm the great and powerful British empi-
Finland: Anyways. One day his mother Britianna had a task for Britain.
Britianna: I have a job for you my little brit!
Britain: What is it mummy?
Britianna: I need a favor to ask you. I want you to deliver this basket to your grandmother.
Britain: What a simple task! I can do it in 10 seconds flat!
Finland: HEY! NO MLP REFERENCES!
Britain: Fine you killjoy.
Britianna: Ok so here is the basket and here is a red cape for you to wear.
Britain:*Puts on cape*Eh...I like black better.
Finland: Yeah well if you had a black cape it wouldn't be called little red riding hood now would it?
Britain: I guess so...
Britianna: Ok! So all you have to do to get to grandmother's house it to go to a very dangerous forest with wolves in it.
Britain: But isn't that a little bit...you know...DANGEROUS considering I'm just a child?
Britianna: You'll be fine. NOW GO!*pushes Britain out the door* Also don't open that basket ok!?
Britain: Whatevs.
Finland: And with that, Britain set off to his grandmother's house.
Britain:*skipping*OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO!
Finland: No singing! This isn't Disney!
Britain:*grumbles*Fine! Just continue on with the bloody story already!
Finland: Don't rush me! So where was I? Oh yeah. So as Britain was traveling through the wood, he stumbled upon a wolf.
Prussia: Vell hello zhere little girl!
Britain: I'M A MALE YOU BLOODY BASTARD!
Prussia: Vhatever. So vhat's a little child like you doing in ze forest?*bends over *
Britain: Why would I tell you?
Finland: BRITAIN!STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Britain: Fine. If you MUST know, I'm going to my grandmother's house to give her this basket. She lives in that cottage at the end of the forest.
Prussia: Vell,Ze awesome me has a better idea. Vhy don't you go und see vhat Francy-pants is up to?
Britain: Why would I bloody do that?
Prussia: Vell.*leans further down to Britain's height and whispers* you didn't hear it from me, but I heard he's planning on invading your vital regions.
Britain: WHAT!?THAT BLOODY BASTARD!I'M COMING TO GET YOU FROG!*runs off*
Prussia:...*rape face activated*Kesesesesese! Now zhat zhe little kid is gone, I can go and invade his GRANDMOTHER'S vital regions! KESESESESESE~
Finland: Meanwhile with Britain:
Britain: IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABSURD LIKE THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING YOU BLOODY FROG!
France: Mon dieu! What did do Angelterre?
Finland: While Britain was dealing with France, Prussia arrived at the cottage.
Prussia:*opens front door* Hello?
Finland: After a short moment of looking he finally found Britain's grandmother.
China: WHY THE HELL AM I THE GRANDMOTHER!?
Finland: Cause I feel like it and your old.
China: Why you-
Prussia: Vhy hello zhere pretty lady~
China: I'm a man!
Prussia: And now*pulls out a stamp and stamps on china's forehead* You are now officially a product of zhe awesome Prussia!
China: Fuuu-
Finland: Somewhere else.
Britain: That bloody frog. Well, I'm finally here!*knocks on door* Hello? It's me grandmother! I've come to give this basket from my mumsy!
*silence*
Britain: Grandmother?
*more silence*
Britain:*enters house*Grandmother?
Prussia:*singing while badly playing the guitar*I'M AWESOME!I'M SO AWESOME!I'M SO AWESOME I MAKE ALL ZHE OTHER COUNTRIES GROVE AT MY FEET!
China:*is all tied up*MAKE IT STOP!
Britain: AH!THIS IS BLOODY TORTURE!
Finland: And then a Lumberjack came by.
Siberia:*Comes from out of nowhere*Shut up!*chops Prussia in half*
Prussia:*dies*
Siberia: You're welcome*disappears*
Britain: Uh...thank you?
Finland: And so the day was saved by Siberia and Britain was finally able to deliver the basket to his grandmother.
China: ACK!THERE SCONES!
Finland: And everyone except Prussia lived happily ever after!The end.
Sweden: You have problems my wife.
Finland: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!
-THE END-