Why, hello there. I'm glad you are reading this story. You have sealed your fate of doom FOR me. Thanks! Saved a lot of energy on my part, anyway. What? You don't want to die? Well, too bad. Its not like you can say to a murderer, "Hey, can you NOT murder me today? I'm just not feeling it today. Maybe tomorrow." Murderer: "Okay. See ya! :)" Yeah. What, Lily? I don't own Soul Eater or Merlin? Thanks, Obama. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. Hahahhaha. I got that off of a youtube video and my friend, who will probably read this, if I am remembering the right friend, and I were... yeah, whatever. QUESADILLY.

Soul's POV

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! WE ARE NOT WITCHES! WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY!?" I screamed at some dude in some country in some year.

Currently, Maka, Stein and I were sitting in a jail cell of some sort. This oldish guy had been yelling something about sorcery and executing and sorcery. Standing next to him was a blond guy who looked somewhat terrified of us.

The older guy screamed suddenly, causing me to jump. "SORCERY! EXECUTE! SORCERY! EXECUTE!"

"Dude, calm your crap. Its not cool at all. Where are we, anyway? And WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

"Soul! You're not supposed to talk to people this way! What did I tell you?"

My head hung low as I responded to the petite blond. "Sorry, Maka. You said that if I said something like that more than two times a day, you would, and I quote, 'beat the absolute living shit' out of me." Totally uncool.

"Exactly. And I will, but we are kind of in a jail cell, so I will let you go for right now. I WILL repay this debt later, though." And I believe her 100%. And I will be in hell for, oh, about 3 days.

"Uh, we ARE still here. Are you going to tell us why you're here, in, I don't know, the SINGLE STRONGEST KINGDOM as sorcerers? Or why you OPENLY PRACTICED MAGIC in a place where magic is BANNED?" Everyone had forgotten about the blond dude standing outside the tiny stone room.

"You gonna tell us your names? I mean, I tell you something, you tell me something. Works for me." I thought it was a pretty good bargain.

"I don't have time for this. Arthur, do... Whatever." The older dude walked away and up the stone stairs.

Maka, sitting next to me, gasped and sat straight up. "OH... MY... DEATH. You're... You're Arthur."

"Yes..? So?" The blond asked.

"Arthur... Arthur... Pendragon?" None of this made sense to me right now. "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ARTHR PENDRAGON! THE Arthur Pendragon! Oh my Death..." Now she was hyperventilating. Great. So-called Arthur just looked at her like she was crazy. I guess I don't blame him. I patted her back to try to get her to calm down.

"A Pendragon. Yes. Would you mind if I dissected you?" Stein had spoken for the first time since getting shoved in here.

"Ummm... What?" He asked, taking an awkward step back. Poor guy. He was obviously already absolutely terrified of him, with the screw and all. At least he doesn't know what dissection is. He would probably die from fear.

Taking another hesitant step backwards, he tripped and fell over a bucket filled with soapy water. "GAH! MERLIN!"

"Yes, my lord?" Some raven haired kid showed up with dirt or I don't even want to know what on his face.

"M-M-M-MERLIN! YOU'RE MERLIN!" Maka was still hyperventilating, though not nearly as bad as before. Wait, never mind. I take that back. "OMIGOD I'VE READ SO MUCH ABOUT YOU! I wonder who will believe me when we get back home? Is this a dream? I sure hope not..." She continued, but I didn't feel like listening to this crap all day.

"Okaaaay then..? Who are they?" This Merlin asked 'his lord.' Helping the other guy up to his feet and trying to wipe off all the water from him didn't seem like a very easy task for the scrawny dark haired boy.

The one Maka originally freaked out about paused before answering. "No idea. We hope to find out before they are executed at dawn tomorrow." And with that, he stalked off, looking all too sure of himself.

Me: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEH EEE.

Lily(an OC): WTF?

Me:I dunno.

Lily: Have a terrible life, reader! I hope you die soon.

Me: LILY! *beats Lily unconscious with the Lucky Charms box* Sorry 'bout that. She's... I have no idea what her problem is. We are having her tested. Until next time, have a good... Valentines day?