My new series, yay! I've been doing this lists for a while and figured it should try this fandom, since I adore it so much
Ways to Annoy king Leonidas
1) Mispronounce his name constantly
2) Fallow him everywhere screaming "THIS IS SPARTA"
3) Ask him where he got the speedo because spandex won't be invented for another 5000 years
4) Stare at him for a long period of time
5) When he demands to know why say "I know about you and Dilios, how come you didn't let me watch?"
6) Compare the symbolism of the 300 to Gladiator
7) Ask him if there really is such as thing as "Spartan reserve"
8) Sing songs from The Phantom of the Opera constantly and laugh at his blank look
9) Flirt with him whenever the queen is around
10) Introduce him to slash
11) Insist on formally announcing him whenever he enters a room
12) Make your speeches long and very stupid
13) Tell him Theron has a crush on him
14) Ask if he shaves or waxes his legs
15) Then ask if he can do yours
16) Play 'knock-and-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
17) Cough loudly during his strategy sessions and mumble stuff like "Whatever you say boss" and "Haven't y'all ever seen Troy?"
18) Scream "Persians" every few minutes and laugh when he jumps to attention with his spear and shield
19) Tell him Ephialtes is really his son
20) Walk around saying "If this is supposed to be Greece how come you're not walking around naked?"
21) Repeatedly ask him what the hell a giant bottomless pit is doing in the middle of his city
22) When he gives his heroic speech at the end of the movie about dining in hell, scream "Historical inaccuracy!"
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I actually did 22 when if first saw it. LOL