Disclaimer: I do not own Mulan
There was a chick that liked to cross dress. She went to war and saved this hot captain dude. Then he found out she was a chick and he was all thank god I thought I was going gay! Then he kicked her out of the army and she saw the bad dude rise from the dead. She went to tell the hot captain dude about the bad zombie dude. The hot captain dude was all bitch don't talk to me! Then the bad zombie dude kidnappeded the king dude. Then the chick and hot captain dude saveded the king dude and killeded the bad zombie dude. Then they made out and the chick stopped cross dressing. The End!