One day, a certain blue hedgehog was browsing through his fanmail...
"Whoa! I just hit 1,000,000,000,000,000 letters from my fans! Time to celebrate!" The Blue Blur smirked to himself in a cocky fashion as he made his way to his kitchen.
Yet another hedgehog was roaming the inner sanctums of the house of the blue one, only this one was black and red...
Shadow the Hedgehog walked down the hallway of his rival's home, looking for a yellow fox, when he heard... Squishing noises. Coming from the kitchen.
Shadow knew better than to investigate, but he continued on regardless. He wished he had not.
Sonic was standing in the kitchen, unharmed, but there was... Peanut butter on his face. In fact, it looked like he was applying it to himself.
"...Sonic?" Shadow called out, one eyebrow raised as he stepped closer to the very strange scene in front of him. "What are you doing?"
Sonic opened his eyes, having them previously closed to guard his eyes from the peanut butter being put on his face, and smiled. "Shadow, buddy! I just broke my fanbase record, so I'm applying peanut butter to my face, and I'm gonna have the squirrels lick it off!"
Shadow narrowed his crimson eyes. "Why...?"
Sonic grinned.
"I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!" Sonic shouted victoriously as an ARMY of non-anthropomorphic squirrels ran after the blue hedgehog's delicious face-butter.
Meanwhile, the Ultimate Lifeform stood speechless from afar, his eyes wider than soccer balls at such a sight.
I made a huge reference here to a certain YouTuber. First one to figure it out gets a virtual Medal of Honor.