(February 25, 4:58 pm)

I don't know why, but I'm kind of obsessed with One Piece lately, even though I've been watching since the cheesy 4Kids version first aired.... FUNimation is a godsend. Oh, and also, number 18 really is true, according to Eiichiro Oda. Don't believe me? Look it up.

So anywho, you've seen these kinds of things before, right? Well if not, you have now! Hah!... I recently found a Harry Potter one, and even though I know pretty much nothing about the series, it's still enjoyable. This here is my take on the "Not Allowed" List.

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On The Going Merry

1. Disclaimer: I will not claim to own One Piece... or anything else mentioned.

2. I will not ask Usopp to tell a lie just to see if his nose gets longer.

3. I will not replace Sanji's cigarettes with lollipops... The last time someone did that, I hear it ended badly...

4. Calling Luffy "Mr. Fantastic" is only funny the first time.

5. Calling him "Elastigirl" is never funny.

6. I will not steal Nami's secret hoarde of cash and innocently reply "Wasn't me" when she asks where it went.

7. I will not ask Chopper if he, with his nose so bright, will guide my sleigh tonight.

8. I will not speak to Robin in a bad Southern accent.

9. I will not speak to Sanji in a bad Brooklyn accent.

10. I will not speak to Shanks while doing a bad Jack Sparrow impersonation.

11. I will not refer to Zoro as "Zolo."

12. Or Antonio Banderas.

13. Or Puss in Boots.

14. Or Dave... That just doesn't make sense.

15. Or ask him to scream "It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!" That wasn't even Chris Sabat.

16. "So... did you hear what happens to the ship/Ace?" is not a good conversation starter.

17. I will not sing the "pirate rap" unless I enjoy being bait for giant mutant sharks.

18. I will not ask Luffy if it's true that every part of him can stretch. (It is.)

19. I will not ask Franky to do me a favor and sing "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" when he does.

20. I will not sing "Jack's Lament" to Brook... even if he does agree to accompany me.

21. I will not ask Zoro how he can talk with a sword in his mouth.

22. I will not ask Luffy if we can vacation over Bikini Bottom.

23. Especially since he'll probably want to once it's brought up.

24. It's rude to say to Zoro, while laughing, "Wow, that Kuina kid would not have made a good swordsman if she died falling down the stairs, huh?"

25. "I'm sorry, I can't hear anything. Franky's shirt is too loud."

26. I will not ask Usopp if he can shoot an apple off Chopper's head.

27. I will not interrupt one of Luffy's "I'm gonna be King of the Pirates" monologues by saying, "Alright, Luffy, I'mma let you finish, but Gold Roger was one of the best pirates of all time!" unless I want to get booed off the ship.

28. I will not suggest that Franky build a plank so as to make Usopp walk it for my own enjoyment.

29. Luffy's arms are not for playing tug of war.

30. I will not take a "Pirates or Ninjas?" poll on the crew.

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I did this in under two hours. That's how life-deprived I am. If you're in the mood for a spoiler and wanna know what number 16 is about, PM me.... I think I may have hit my stride. I hope not, but I think so... (gulp) So, uhh, lemme know whatcha think. If you like this, I might add some more. If not... I'll probably add more anyway! Bwahahahah!...

...Okay. Dragon out. Peace!