There was a lone man walking in a dark alley. His gaze was iron and his posture was of a man with conviction. In his hands, a bottle of mountain dew.
"I'm coming for you barrel... I will Get Marzia back"
A shadow passes over his sight, Pewdiepie sips from his mountain dew and grabs a baseball bat from his shoulder belt.
"Cry, I know you're there traitor. Show yourself..."
The person in question revealed himself, a pale spectre with a apathetic face. He held within his hands a sword made out of Lego shards.
"You're wrong Pewds, I'm only trying to protect you"
Silence... Words cannot solve this dilemma of ideals. Cruel fate decrees that they fight over this clash.
Pewdiepie strikes first, but was blocked by Cry's sword. They jump away from each other and strikes again and again.
Cry had enough, and jumped on a building. He pulled out a standard police Glock 9mm gun. He shoots out rubber balls at Pewdiepie position but the skill of Pewdiepie was too great and every round was blocked by his bat.
"I see, I have to use greater measures for you to understand"
Cry switched the setting to his gun and unexpectedly fires out a police car from his gun to Pewdiepie.
Pewdiepie's eyes widened, but he calmed down and drank from his mountain dew till it was empty and 8 bit glasses fell from the sky to land on his face.
"Lets do this!"
He grabbed a sniper rifle from nowhere and twisted himself 360 degrees in slow motion and shot a fighter jet out from the barrel to hit the police car in a fiery explosion.
"Serious series punch!"
Pewdiepie appeared suddenly from the explosion and punched Cry so hard he flew through the atmosphere and hit the moon so hard, a crater appeared over a quarter of the moon's surface.
"I'm sorry that it has to come to this Cry..."
Clap clap clap
Pewdiepie was startled and turned around to see Marzie behind him smiling evilly.
"M-Marzia... I-I don't understand?"
"Foolish little pewds, Cry only wanted to save you from the knowledge that will crush your spirits" She chuckled out.
"W-wha?"
"Don't you realize it Pewds? I'm Barrel!"
"What... No, this can't be, no..."
"Oh yes pewds, it is true hahahaha"
Pewdie fell down on his knees in despair and a lone tear fell down from his shadowed face. A flash of static and a voice uttering out nonsense numbers and he know no more.
There was a lone man walking in a dark alley.
