A/N: Finally owning ACII and reading sci-fi manga and ACII slash… This pop out of my brain… Random title is random…
BTW, this has Slash, hentai pairing (probably no sex), OC, a bit OCC-ness (you can't have BL without someone OOC), and not edited by someone else… Oh… and cursing… and sexual stuff…
I might change the rating to M… Not sure…
Pairing has not been thought out…
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:Celeste POV:
When you think of those geeky people, you assume they know EVERYTHING about computers, games, and well… All that hard stuff. I have no idea where I'm going with this. See, I'm one of those geeks. My whole life of no friends meant more time for computers and video games, meaning I was a bit smarter than a normal teen. But being more intelligent does not meant I get good grades, hell I'm failing all my classes. I spend it on actually playing video games and making my computer better and faster. So, I'm the few geeks that actually suck at school and social activities, but I was the best in video games and computers. It's a sad life, I know, but I make tons of money on video games tournaments.
In the year 2012 technology was advancing but not for gaming, sadly…
Though! Do not fret; I have come up with the best plan for gaming that only sci-fi manga can think of! Missing about two months of school and two weeks of work I have finally made it!
What have I made, you may be asking yourself.
I have made the best thing in the world!
THE SITPAAG!!!
Right… confusing name… My bad… It is short for See Into The Pass As A Game; I'm still working on a title…
Anyways! It's ready to test out! I'm very excited and if I had friends we would be having a party but what is a better way to have a party then actually playing the game?
Sitting in front of my computer I choose a time period that was great, hmmm… fifteenth century, I guess is good, Italy is a place I wish I can visit and it has not change much from back then. Setting the computer to run the time period and choosing the correct clothing for the time, I don't want to seem like an alien or something, and correct hair style and whatnot; I grab my cordless keyboard, jump onto my bed and grab the SITPAAG.
The SITPAAG is just like a headset with a device that goes over your eyes so you can see what is going on. Hmm, it's like… Watching that movie with the blue aliens and that guy becomes one of them and stuff(1). I dunno, it's high tech and awesome. I put flames on it to look all epic.
Laying in my bed, feeling like a virgin finally getting laid, I put the SITPAAG on and type in the last of the commands to enter the world.
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-Italian Renaissance, Venice, Year: Unknown-
Celeste groans as the hot sun flashes into his face, the voices of people nearby were loud, and the fresh breeze of paint and sweets hits his noise. Celeste blinks a few times, staring into the crisp blue sky of Venice. A huge grin places onto his face, making him look younger to the people walking by and a few women blush at how beautiful the person look. Celeste does not pay much attention to them as he walks around the platform where there as painters making beautiful art of the canals. Then the canals scent hits his sense as he places his hand over his noise, shaking his head.
I can't believe it works! Celeste grins, walking away from the scene. Everything feels so real, like this is the real world! He looks down at himself, noticing that his skin tone was much darker then in 2012, it has a sun kissed look as if he sun baths all the time. He touches his arm, feeling a smooth fine skin and hair and the warmth of the muscle. "Ottimo…" His eyes widen, realizing he actually spoke Italian without even knowing it at all! "This is a bit creepy…" He whispers, looking to notice a few prostitutes are looking his way with a come-wither look. He blushes, giving them a shy smile and runs off to God knows where.
I should test a few things out, like do I feel pain and such… Celeste nods, pinching, feeling the small pain in his leg. Makes sense since I do smell things and feel the sun… He stops walking to find himself in an ally way. A few unruly men give him an evil eye which he knows that is not good. A ladder was to his right as he climbs fast to stay away from the men. Well, of course there will be bad people; there are always bad men no matter where you go… I just hope if I get killed here I don't… eh… That's lame and this is not a sci-fi movie.
Hearing shouts of men, Celeste turns to see a man in white running on the roof tops, jumping down and to him. An arrow swoosh pass the man in white, almost hitting Celeste whom now is freaking out. I hope that man is not a thief… or… a serial killer! Either way, I should get out of the way! As fast as he can, the young man stands and begins to run.
The man in white sees the other, knowing if he runs that way he would endanger him with the guards. The man curses as he notices the other was going the way he wants to see his friend. Mio Dio, Why must I get into trouble… The man in white groans, I guess I must take him with me… Running to the man, he thinks of the best way to grab him without hurting him.
Celeste feels someone pulling him up, onto a shoulder. He looks to the side being greeted by a white hood instead of a face. "What the fuck! Lemme go!"
"Scusarmi," The man says calmly as any man can with being chased. "I have to go this way and I don't want the guards to attack you in their fury."
"Omigawd! You are a serial killer!" Celeste struggles as the man jumps down gracefully, well as graceful as he can with another person, running into the crowd.
He places the annoying young man down, glaring at him. Noticing he was the same height, if not a bit taller and a bit older. "Quite, do you want to get us killed?"
"Excuse me!" The youth groans, "You're the killer here! I'm a nobody!" He growls, pushing the man in white, whom growls in return.
"Fine! Marmocchio Fastidioso," The man in white notices how the other glares at him, "I will leave you, but if they attack you and you need my help, dimenticarlo."
The man in white rushes away, going up the building near them, vanishing.
Celeste could not stop glaring, so people walking by felt as if he was going to murder the whole city. Stupid man, what does he know! He could have left me alone and I would not be part of the WANTED list! He begins to walk away from the building, muttering dark threats to the man. Though, he did have a nice voice… He eyes widen, What am I thinking!? Shaking his head, he walks pass a few guards, feeling the stares in him. Aye aye aye, please Jesus do not let them…
"Hey, you!" One Guard shouts, "You were with the Assassin!"
A deep unmaly whine escapes the young man, as he turn to see three fully arm guards walking up to him. Please God… Let me be a fast runner…
As fast as he can, Celeste runs, the guards shouting for him to stop, most likely pushing people out of their way as he heard others shout. He felt a bit lucky as he weaves through the crowd, almost as if in this life time he was a thief or a track runner. I feel a bit blessed… I mean, if it was me now… I wouldn't be able to run at all… Celeste eyes widen as another group of guards walk into his path, the other guards shouting to catch him. Fuck the blessing… He stop running, looking behind him, seeing two men fall down, a knife sticking out of their heads; the innocent bystanders' shouts running for their lives. Celeste felt envy for the innocent people. The guards behind him shout, as Celeste turns to see his death by two armed me.
Well… At least my game works... I swear if I die here and I die up there… I should have masturbated more… Celeste closes his eyes, hoping in doing so the blades will not hurt as much. The was an "oomf" sounds as he snaps his eyes open, seeing the man in white pulling two blades out of the guards. The man grins at him, as in I told you so, and Celeste scoffs crossing his arms.
"Come, marmocchio, more will follow." The man grabs him, pulling to an ally.
"I guess I should thank you, but you are a douche bag…" Celeste says, following the killer with ease. "If anything, I should punch you for actually getting the guards to think I'm with you."
"Si, but I did save your life."
"Which I wouldn't need if you did not grab me."
"You make it seem it was my fault." The man says, trying to sound hurt.
"Fuck you."
"Men are not my type."
Celeste was silent; trying to figure out what the assassin means and then blush. "That's not what I meant!" That has earned a chuckle from the older of the two.
"Assassino!" A random man shout, Celeste looks back to see a guard.
"Man, you are a famous guy…"
"I know."The leader of the two makes a sharp turn; running passes beautiful women giving them money to distract the men. This does not work…"Can you swim?"
"Duh…"
The assassin grabs the other, tossing him into the canal as the youth lets out a scream that had to come from a girl's mouth. The assassin shakes his head, diving into the water. He pulls the boy to follow, swimming across the canal to a safe place.
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The younger of the two was not happy. Glaring death at the man, he mutters how he wishes he can kill him. The assassin smiles, amuse that the guy can think that even seeing he does not know how to fight. Both men drench to the bone the assassin knocks on the door of a small home and opens it without an answer. The younger looks concern walking into the house with the killer but the stronger of the two grabs his wet sleeves pulling him in. In awe, Celeste gasp at the paintings.
"Ezio!" A bright man smiles, walking down the stairs hugging the man, he gives him a funny look, "Why are you wet?"
"It's a long story…" The assassin, or as Celeste finally learns his name, Ezio takes off his hood reveling a handsome face with a scars on his lips. "This one I picked up from that long story."
"You are a careless bruto!" Celeste shouts, pointing to him as if a laser would spring out of him killing the man. He then glares at the other man, who seems to be his friend. "I was fine and dry before meeting this… bastardo!"
"Ezio has a… certain charm to him and catching…" The painter glances at the young man. "Youth… Perdono, but are you male or female?"
Celeste gasp, "I am MALE! What the hell! How rude!" Ezio laughs, as if it was the funniest thing in the world, which it was not!
"Spiacente!" The painter blushes, "You're features are most androgynous and your eyes are those of a women." Feeling his manhood crush, Celeste pouts.
"Anyways, what is your name, bambino?" Ezio grins, trying to hold in the laughter that ends up coming out as chuckles.
"My name is Celeste, and if you make fun of that also… I will castrate you." Shooting another glare at the assassin, who puts his hands up in defense.
"I am Ezio and my friend is Leonardo da Vinci."
Celeste eyes widen, "THE LEONARDO DA VINCI!" He squeals like a fangirl entering a yaoi store after long months of not reading/watching any yaoi. Crap… Is he famous in the time period? Ugh! PLAY IT COOL, MAN… and stop acting like a girl… Coughing, Celeste give a bored look. "I mean, nice…" Very lame…
"Anyways… Leonardo, can you spare some clothing for Celeste and me; maybe a place to stay for me?" Ezio turns to his dear friend.
"Mio amico, of course you may stay over." The painter smiles, a small blush creep onto his face.
Celeste felt awkward since rumor is that the painter was or rather is gay, maybe Ezio was his…. Lover? Ezio does look rather handsome for a man this time period, I wouldn't be shock if he was gay too…
"Come, Celeste I'll get you some clothing."
The young man follows the famous painter up the stairs to a room that is most likely Leonardo's bedroom. It was just of a mess like the workshop downstairs with a bed unmade. Celeste blush into thinking if the two men had… Their fun time last night… Stop being a perv, dude! The inventor pulls out some clothing, as Celeste begins to pull off his shirt without care and also doesn't want to seem like he thinks the two men are gay… Of course notice the painter staring at him and then Ezio was doing the same pulling his arm and shirt off. I always felt asexual my whole life… and now… Ugh… Leonardo passes them both some clothing and excuse himself since he has work to do, hopefully it was work…
Once the door was closed, a chuckle from Ezio echoes through the room.
"What is so funny, Assassino?" Celeste asks darkly, still hating him for the trouble he put him through.
"Nothing, other than the fact with such a girly face it's shocking to see you are actually a man."
Growling, Celeste pulls his pants off noticing two things. One, underwear was something he did not own, and two his penis makes up for having such a girly face. Celeste glance over to the older man whom stop his chuckling, grinning that the reason why he stop was because of the second thing Celeste notice.
TBC?
1)SITPAAG lame design is base off those headsets in .Hack series… Google will fail you for not having a pic… D:
A/N: Italian words come from freetranslation . com I have a feeling some aren't the real words but... I only speak English (pass most of my life in English class with a 66) and some Spanish (like cat and dog...)
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