I'm upset that my Recon helmet for the legendary edition of Halo Reach has dissapeared! That's like seventy dollars lost! Anyways here's a thing I left, after getting writing it out on a computer.
Yomi turned around dazed and saw 3 tanks further down the street. One had smoke rising from its barrel in slow lazy curves.
"Wh-what are you doing?" she yelled hysterically.
"Ma'am, please get out of the way. It is too dangerous here," said the megaphone.
"No, please, don't hurt her, she's our friend!"
But the tanks just kept moving forward. Desperately, she stood in the middle of the street with her arms spread out, trying to block the mechanical monsters' path. "You don't understand," she tried once again. "That monster is our friend, she remembers us!"
"Whoa, look out!" she heard Kagura shout from behind.
An angry Tomo jumped over her, like in that scene from Free Willy. The cat beast landed right in front of the the first tank and grabbed it by the barrel. With her strong arms, she swung the machine around, slamming it into another. Chunks of metal flew through the air. The first one was completely trashed, the second one had taken serious damage, but was still operational. Tomo solved this by punching through the armor and literally tearing it in two! The third aimed at her and was ready to fire, but she managed to jump on top of it in time. With a roar she slammed her fist into the vehicle. The cat like monster then turned away when a strange noise came out of the third tank, as Master Chief crawled out.
By this point Chief was über pissed because not only were they using T-80s, but they had also lost to some giant monster. That they had included him. I'm the Master friggin' Chief! thought Master Chief, I'm supposed to eat giant monsters for breakfast! Naturally Master Chief didn't focus on the the many times that he had run away from Hunters, Scarabs, and flood in tank form.
"Hey giant monster!" yelled Master Chief, "Did you really think that was all it would take to defeat me?" Giant Tomo gave a growl which caused Master Chief to piss his pants and start running around screaming, "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" Then the Chief decided to make a desperate gamble to save his bacon.
"Hey giant cat monster! Do you know who the worst Halo character is?"
"Roawr?"
"The Arbiter!"
"Roawr roawr roawr!" Tomo laughed.
The sound of someone walking on pavement caught her attention. The monster turned its giant head around before shrinking back with a loud hiss. The figure strode towards Tomo as she spat. This was the part of Master Chief's plan that he was unsure about. But it was also the only way he could win.
"Hey Arbiter," said Chief, "You know that I was just kidding right? I mean you know that I don't really think you're the worst character and all because... Don't hurt me!"
"If it had been anyone else," said the Arbiter, "I would have stayed home. What do you need now?"
"Beat the crap out of that monster thing!" said Chief, "It's gone from killing spree to running riot!"
The Arbiter wasted no time with words. Slamming his fist into the cat monster's face he knocked Tomo into a nearby building. A giant of plume of gray and black dust blocked out the sun. The rubble exploded outwards as an inhuman roar shattered everything made of glass. Tomo slammed her fists into the road, leaving spiderwebs of cracks in the asphalt. Car alarms sounded for blocks as Tomo continued to let loose an angry scream. Matching the anger of her roar the Arbiter charged forward to meet his foe in hand to hand combat. Tomo slammed her fist into the Arbiter, sending him into the sky.
She then turned towards Master Chief, who had just wet himself for the third time that day. Yet as the angry beast roared above him, Chief stood tall. "I only have two words," the Master Chief told Tomo as she stood on two legs, ready to strike. "Armor lock, armor lock, armor lock, lololololol." Tomo roared in frustration as the Chief turned white and survived each of her devastating punches. Tomo could feel each of her blows shake the very earth she stood upon, yet the small human below her seemed unfazed!
"That is so cheap!" yelled Tomo.
"I'm just invincible," said Master Chief, "Lolololol."
"Oh my gawd!" said Osaka, "Tomo can speak again! It must have been due to her frustration with how Master Chief just keeps spamming armor lock! Now maybe we can reason with her—"
"Yeah no shit, Sherlock," said Kagura, "Everyone who's reading this has realized that by now."
And as the two teens began to argue something fell out of the sky. The street was crushed beneath the powerful impact. A tidal wave of asphalt and concrete went out in all directions. Water mains sprayed into the air. Gas leaks created jets of flame that sent civillians scurrying for something to stand behind. However the center of the crater was quite calm as the Arbiter got back onto his feet. Tomo lunged towards the elite with both of her arms stretched out, ready to shred him. She was surprised when she stopped. The Arbiter had intercepted her attack. Tomo let out a roar of surprise as she was swung into a nearby building. As a huge plume of dust began to blanket the city the Master Chief and the Arbiter stood confidently...until Tomo crushed them with her foot. After grinding her heel against the pavement judiciously, Tomo let out a roar of triumph, when something exploded into her back.
"Ha ha! That's an M1 Abrams for you bitch! Oh crap that thing is still alive!" Tomo then slammed her fist into the tank. "Ha! This armor can take an RPG round with ease! Just what the hell is punching gonna—" And then Tomo punched again.
At that moment a preassembled Russian military began to invade Japan.
"How did they get past our submarines without detection?" asked Admiral Yoshi.
"Our submarine captains were too busy reading manga, sir." Then the Admiral got super pissed and started beating the crap out of the Russian Navy with the Maritime Self Denfense Force. Then US Navy Sixth Fleet got pissed too, since the Japanese were the ones fighting the Russians, even though they were the ones who had spent so long planning what to do if the Russians ever did attack. Together they beat back the hopelessly outmatched Russian invasion forces to the coast of Siberia, where they agreed to surrender. Except for those who had already landed in Tokyo. The U.S. Air Force then began to fight the Russian invasion forces and they were drawn into a long battle. U.S. Marines also joined the fight, but it was no where near as easy as the Naval fight had been.
A lone T-90 then went up against Tomo. And the tank had her on the ropes until a ninja strike team parachuted in with Javelin missile systems. But during the slight lull in fighting Tomo's strength became renewed and she ate the ninjas.
"Tomo!" The cat beast turned to see someone standing before her, someone she knew. Miss Kurosawa. "You need to stop doing this right now, or you will get detention!"
"NO!" screamed Tomo, "I can't get detention, my mom would kill me!"
"Then you'd better settle down this instant Missy!" But then Tomo realized she could just crush Kurosawa with her foot and she wouldn't get detention. But as she shoved her foot down, the girl felt resistance. This was because Minamo had put her Spartan armor back on, since she was also known as Noble Six.
"I'm telling your mom," said Kurosawa.
"No please!" said Tomo.
"Then you need to stop rampaging across the city."
"Fine." And with that, the nightmare was over. At least until Sakaki announced that she was pregnant with Master Chief's baby, due to accidentally agreeing to being a subject for testing a new method of artificial insemination.