Humorous take on a battle with voldemort.
Everybody Wants to Rule the World.. Inspired by the song, I was playing Poppit and listening to my yahoo launchcast station and that song came up.. and sprang this insanity!
"Potter, join me and we can rule the world! You know that's what you want! Everybody wants to rule the world!"
"What?" asked Ron.
"I don't want to rule the world," Harry says.
"Isn't that a Tears for Fears song?" Asked Hermione.
"WHAT?" Asked Lord Voldemort.
"A muggle band.. " Hermione elaborated.
"WHAT! I DO NOT QUOTE MUGGLES! NOOOO! NOOOO!"
"Harry," whispered Hermione, "You may want to use his distraction to your advantage," she whispered to Harry as Lord Voldemort continued to have a temper tantrum over himself quoting the muggles.
Harry whipped out the Gryfindor sword, ran up to Voldemort and with one whack, off went Lord Voldemort's head.
"AHHHHH!" Screamed his Deatheaters as they ran away terrorfied for there lives.
"How did you do that, Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Do what, Ron? Harry just killed Voldemort!"
"AH! Don't say that, it's YOU-KNOW-WHO!"
"SHUT UP RON!" Harry yelled, "VOLDIE'S DEAD!"
"He is... isn't he?" Ron asked.
"Harry, I think our friend Ron is in shock." Hermone turned to Harry.
"Great job, Hermione, telling him he quoted a muggle band, really caught him off guard."
"Hey, I did grow up a muggle, and that's all that's on the radio, you know, muggle music."
"I know, I did as well."
"I think that's obvious Harry."
"Thanks, Hermione."
"Harry, do you know what this means?"
"Uh.. I saved the world?"
"No, party time!"
"Huh?"
"You won!"
"Yeah..."
"Time to..."
She was cut off.
"Take a bath, shower, or scorgify myself... because Hogwarts doesn't have showers that we know about?"
"Just scorgify yourself and let's go ransack the kitchens."
"Since when did you 'ransack' the kitchens, Hermione?" Ron asked, finally getting hit with the fact that, You Know Who is dead.
"Since Harry won and I can make them party too! I'll make Dumbledore make them."
"Uh.. and how will you do that, Hermione?" asked Harry.
"Well, Dumbledore will obviously give everyone the day off, so we can all fend for ourselves in the kitchens and let them have fun themselves."
"And how will that work?" Ron asked.
"Just shut up, Ron!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO."
"Hey guys, let's just go back to Hogwarts, okay? Stop fighting unless it's with a Deatheater so we can be happy, okay?"
"Okay," both agreed.. and headed back to Hoggy-warty Hogwarts.
AN: yES, A POINTLESS BIT OF FUN! sTruck Me aS FuN! Sending this off to my beta before posting..