Okay, I know I said I wouldn't update as much on anything else, but I just had this really awesome idea, and I had to post it!

HAA I AM SO HYPER RIGHT NOW! AND RANDOM!So this is a one-shot but I may write like 60 sequels to it. HAHAENJOY!!

Third Person POV

"JAZZY!" Alice shouted, bouncing up the stairs. Jasper's head appeared in the doorway of their room.

"What, Alice?"

Alice bounced into the room and started jumping on the bed. "IT SMELLS LIKE FEET IN ANTARCTICA!" She was now jumping in a circle.

"Emmett!" Jasper bellowed. Emmett appeared in the doorway.

"Yes, oh loyal sidekick?" he asked.

"OMC IT'S MISTER POTATO HEAD!!! SAVE MEEEE!!!!!!" Alice screeched, launching herself off the bed.

"From what?" Jasper asked, confuzzled (Wow, this is really bad…BUT I LIKE CHINESE FOOD).

"From the EVIL WOODSTOCK!" Alice let out a scream of fear and scrambled over Emmett's shoulder. "EVACUATE! EVACUATE! CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

"Alice, to repeat something, you have to say it twice," Jasper pointed out.

"DO NOT TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY MILITARY COMMAND, GENERAL FISHY SLIPPERS!"

"What military command?" Jasper was clearly getting frustrated.

"THE TIME HAS COME! RISE, MY MINIONS!" Alice raised her arms in the air and began doing some type of war chant. Out of nowhere, the green plastic soldiers from "Toy Story" began rising out of the carpet and marching toward Alice, saying, "My Queen, My Queen."

"NOO!!!!" Emmett jumped up and landed in Jasper's arms. He began sobbing in his neck, "WHY? WHY? THEY HAVE COME FOR ME! NOO!" And then he abruptly stopped. "Why did you need me, again?" he asked, looking up at Jasper, who was clearly uncomfortable.

"I was going to ask if you were feeding Alice Skittles again."

Emmett looked down and began tracing patterns on his arm. "Maybe…"

"EMMETT! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO HER!"

"DO NOT SHOUT AT ME! I JUST CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS TENSION!"

"WELL NOW MY WIFE IS INSANE!"

"Jazzy…Jazzy…Jazzy…"

While Emmett and Jasper had been arguing, Alice had found a spinny chair and was now leaning forward to touch her toes and back up again repeatedly. "I can touch my toes…I can touch my toes…I can touch my toes…" Then she began spinning around in the chair. "WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

But then she hit her head. "OW! I GOT A BOO-BOO! JAZZY, KISS IT AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER!"

Jasper shot Emmett the evilest of all evil looks, and he began cowering under the bed.

"You're Emo Boy. Use your super powers and calm her down."

"Oh yeah."

After a few minutes, Alice began blinking, and then she fell asleep in Jasper's arms.

"Um, Jasper?"

"Yeah, Emmett?"

"Is she dead?"

"No."

"Oh."

Silence.

"Jasper?"

"Yes, Emmett??"

"I thought vampires couldn't sleep."

Sorry, that was really bad, but I had to get it out of my system. Because I have been acting like this for about an hour. And I don't even have any skittles. I wish I did…

Anywayyyyy, review and tell me what ya think!! I know it's baddd but OHHH WELLL!

LALALALAAAAA

Am I scaring you?

HAA

Review, or my evil fluffy pink llama minions (and their invisible purple monkey commander, Muffins) will come attack you! Oh, and my new orange elephant, General Fishy Slipper.

HAAAHAAA

:D OOH LOOK! A SMILEY!