Unexpected RomANTs
Scene 1
{Olive, Chyna, and Fletcher enter the boarding school A.N.T Farm room elevator}
Chyna: Isn't this school awesome?
Olive: Yeah, it's going to be so much fun for the next few years!
Fletcher: Not for me. I have to share a room with Angus. He's…
Olive: NOBODY CARES FLETCHER!
{Fletcher quietly sits down on the big couch}
Chyna: I have to go record my song for the musical assignment I was given.
Olive: I can help you.
Chyna: Thanks Olive, you're such a great friend
Olive: No problem
{Chyna and Olive exit the room}
Fletcher: I'm tired of the way Olive has been teasing me and yelling at me for ALL THESE YEARS! I'm going to do something. Something BAD!
Scene 2
{Fletcher enters his room and Angus is at the computer desk}
Fletcher: Hey Angus
Angus: Yeah?
Fletcher: I want to destroy something of someone's
Angus: Well, since I'm not the typical trouble maker, I don't think you should
Fletcher: Then what should I do?
Angus: Look, can you stop bothering me?! I'm trying to direct the cameras of the Tonight Show. Anymore conversation will cost you bucks.
Fletcher: Fine
{Fletcher exits the room}
Angus: He owes me a dollar
{Olive and Chyna are in the music room trying to figure out a good idea for Chyna's song}
Chyna: I'm so clueless. Mr. Grundy is expecting me to write an amazing song that I can play at his annual party. I asked him if I could play one of my original songs but he wants something brand new.
Olive: You have a bad case of writer's block.
Chyna: What's writer's block?
Olive: Writer's block is when a writer, such as you, has trouble coming up with new ideas for musical, writing, or acting purposes!
Chyna: Wow, you really are a robot in a human body anyway, {Chyna walks over to Olive and grabs her shoulders} what am I going to do about this song?!
Olive: Don't worry most cases of writer's block are over quickly. When is this song due anyway?
Chyna: Tomorrow.
Olive: Oh, then you're doomed.
{Chyna sighs}
Scene 4
{Fletcher is in Chyna and Olive's room with a burrito}
Fletcher: There's nothing in here that I could destroy anyways. Hey, is that the quilt that she made of all my embarrassing moments?!
{Fletcher sneezes and burrito chunks get all over the quilt}
Fletcher: Oh no! What have I done? I wasn't planning on doing anything evil and now I do this? I've got to go. Now!
{Fletcher exits the room and the receipt for the burrito falls out of his pocket}
{Chyna has just finished recording her song}
Chyna: Yes! I can perform this song for Mr. Grundy! It's perfect.
Olive: Yes it is! Chyna, is it okay if I go back to my room? I want to learn a new language.
Chyna: But you already speak 57.
Olive: I know, I'm trying to get to 100!
Chyna: Okay. See you later.
{Olive walks back to her and Chyna's room}
Olive: Now where is that book a got about Silbo Gomero.
{Olive screams}
Olive: My quilt, THERE ARE BURRITO CHUNKS ALL OVER IT!
{Olive sees the receipt on the floor}
Olive: I'm going to kill Fletcher!
{Olive storms out of her room}
{Fletcher is in his and Angus' room}
Fletcher: What do I do? What do I do?
Angus: Cut to camera 7 please.
Fletcher: Are you even listening?
Angus: Nope
{Olive storms into the room, Olive tries to muster the sweetest voice she can}
Olive: Fletcher, can I talk to you for a second?
Fletcher: Uh oh. Okay?
{Fletcher and Olive exit into the hallway, Olive starts yelling at Fletcher}
Olive: Are you an idiot?! How could you get burrito chunks on my quilt?!
Fletcher: Um… Uh… can you stop criticizing me? It was an accident.
Olive: Stop, I haven't even started yet! You are an idiot for doing this! Have you no sense?
Fletcher: Um Uh….
Olive: I guess you don't. That was my project and you ruined it! You didn't even…
{Fletcher randomly kisses Olive}
{Silence}
Olive: Wh…Wh … what did you do that for?
Fletcher: How else was I supposed to get you stop criticizing?
Olive: Oh…
Fletcher: I'm sorry I ruined your quilt
Olive: It's okay, it can be cleaned
Fletcher: Why didn't you just say that? You had me thinking it would be ruined forever!
Olive: Sorry…
{They walk away from each other}
Fletcher: Oh and Olive?
Olive: Yeah?
Fletcher: Don't tell anyone about what just happened especially Chyna. She'll want us to date. Ew!
Olive: Yeah… ew.
To Be Continued
