Some things should never be mentioned.
"Oh my god, is that true?"
"Yeah. We don't talk about it anymore. It's old news."
Some people should never change.
"Would you kill me if I said I missed her?"
"Depends on how you miss her."
Some people should be left behind.
"Why are we hanging out with her when she's obviously different?"
But that doesn't mean it happens.
"Claire, everyone's talking about.. Well.. You know!"
Shit happens.
"I want her back."
"Then why are you dating me?"
Get used to it.
"Because she's going to come around, just watch."
Life's not a movie.
"It's been two years. Why come back now?"
A happy ending isn't guaranteed.
"You boyfriend-stealing, dick-sucking, cow-fucking ho!"
People will backstab you.
"Ow! Get off of me!"
Starring Massie Block.
"Well, this place hasn't changed one bit."
Claire Lyons.
"My heart hurts. Fix it, like you used to when we used to play Doctor when we were young."
Kristin Gregory.
"Nothing's changed about me."
Dylan Marvil.
"I am perfection. Now get the fuck away."
Alicia Rivera.
"Why don't you make me?"
Josh Rivera.
"Baby, baby, we'll find a way."
Cameron Fisher.
"Sometimes… Sometimes I feel like Miley Cyrus without her voice synthesizer."
Derrick Harrington.
"I think I'm turning into a pussy, and it's all because of her."
Chris Plovert.
"Am I the only one who's truly happy?"
Kemp Hurley.
"You're whipped, dude."
And Dempsey Solomon.
"I'm missing something. I don't like to be left in the dark."
In If We Were A Movie.
"I think Hannah Montana felt like this when she wrote that song."
"… Don't you mean Miley Cyrus?"
Baby, Gossip Girl is nothing compared to this.
Whoo, I think I did a pretty good job. (; This is going to be fun.
So basically, this is going to be mini-stories that will eventually lead into one main plot. (: This is going to be funn~
R&R?